Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      YOURE ALL INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would't you like to know ^o^

Tasuki

Dear Tamahome,

      I see.

      Could you apologize to Miaka & Tasuki for me? I feel like such a bitch. ()^_^

Myrna-chan

Tamahome

Dear Chichiri,

      These notions, as you put it, come from very lonely people. Or mabey just someone who has alot of time on their hands, I guess. Yeah, that was the story! You most likely haven't read it because it was one of the new fanfics.

Asmith

P.S. I HAVE A NAME!! IT"S ASMITH! ASMITH! you don't know how many times I have been referred to as "that girl" Nobody ever takes notice of me!

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      don't know why I'm writting to you don't worry about those yaoi questions though why did you become a bandit?

Ainashi/Amy Lu

Tasuki

Dear Chiriko,

      I forgot to sign my name? I'm a baka sometimes.

Myrna-chan

Chiriko

Dear Chichiri,

      So then where is she? * walks into room where a kid is running around with underwear on his head, seishi are chasing after him, there is a girl throwing logs around,* Is this s palace or a circus? * sweatdrops* AAAAAHHH * trips on ball* ITAI!!!!

Loral

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      How dare you play with a gal's feelings!

      *starts throwing logs in rapid sucession, while her other sisters throw other objects at them*

Aidou & CO

Tasuki

Dear Tasuki,

      Ah, no, I don't believe that's me...but if you want, I'll have Mulan pack some green jello. o.O; That way if Aidou shows, we'll have a good defense..o.O; Ara, Tasuki, you have too many fans for your own good. *always slightly jealous* Anyways...*hands him a slice of her rum cake* I think it's edible...! ^_-

Amy-chan

Tasuki

Dear Chichiri,

      Oh other people are coming no da?

      OH! Poor Chichiri no Aijin and Tasuki... ^_^ I was just going to suggest that they spend less time beating up the other seishi and more time practicing ^_^

      I think Tasuki distracts her too much no da.

Wandering Mage Chichiri

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      Oh no, that's not necessary! Really. Besides your hurt.

      *notices his eye*

      You should know better than to bite someone! even if they do say, "Bite Me" It's only an expression. Think about it. If someone said, "well kiss my ass!" would you do it? NO! Well at least I wouldn't, I can't speak for yourself though.

      *looks around*

      Hey, Tasuki? Where did P.J go?

      *sees a pile of rope on the floor*

      OK!!! Who untied the FREAK?, I'm mean P.J?!?!

      *an insane cackel is heard coming down the hall*

      *Peach goes outside to take a look Ahhh* *looks back at Tasuki and blushes slightly and sweatdrops*

      aaaaahhhhhhh Tasuki?, Is that not your boxers that P.J just ran down the hall with, I mean on his head?

Peach

Tasuki

Dear Chichiri,

      CHICHIRI! I was looking for you no da. That guy with fangs told me to look for you myself no da! Telling you no da ^_^! At least he wasn`t like a wolf to me no da. And...Where is your kasa?

Chichiri No Samurai

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      *looks at Aidou*

      NO! NO! NO!NO! NO!!!!!!!!!! Well i dunno bout you bro but i'm leavin!

Kouji

Tasuki

Dear Tasuki,

      *sticks tounge out at him as he dodges one of his punches*

      Yer a lil to slow for me bro! Thou art a a shell wit' no nut ne? Tres buffon, Oui? Heh heh .. a certain person has been teachin me some new langage! pretty @#$^%* cool, ne?

      *smirks as he dodges yet another punch thrown at him by Tasuki*

Kouji

Tasuki

Dear Tasuki,

      *throws logs at Kouji and him, and calls her sisters back who unleash their combined attack on them, one of them managing to throw Genrou into the imperial pond, as it splashes Hotohori and Nuriko*

      HOW COULD YOU PLAY WITH MY FEELINGS SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      *throws more logs at them, tears in her eyes*

Aidou & CO

Tasuki

Dear Chichiri,

      Oh, I got it from a Chinese resturant downtown. You order the lunch special, you get a meal, rice, and an eggroll! I already ate the main dish and the rice, though... I'd invite you to go, but it looks like you're going fishing. Have fun!

Sean

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      Ne, just a quick question... what did YOU think of Amiboshi? You know, the Seiryuu Seishi...? I can tell what most everyone else thinks, but what about YOU?

      Oh, yeah, and you're still my favorite seishi. ^_^ I made myself a tessen in your honour and gave some to my friends too! I spread tales of your incredible perfection everywhere! (And no, I'm not into that hentai stuff so I won't attach myself to your leg or play strip poker with you, although I AM in the DTFC....I just drool from a distance. You're safe! I'll keep the hentai chicks off you, just call for me!)

      No more rambling. I'll stop. Hope ya rule forever! Fry an Obake-chan for me! ^_^

T-Seishi no Miko

Tasuki

Dear Tasuki,

      HI TASUKI!!!! I think you're the most nicest and Kawaiiest guy in FY!!!!!!! I think that's it's really kawaii how you can do anything for woman. Anyway what's you're favorite animal??? Is it a cat??? Is it a shark?? Or is it a wolf??? Mine is a cat. I have two of them. One of them's named Sabrina and the other Cassie. How old are you??? I'm....umm.....*ahem*......*Mummbles*..8............AND A HALF!!!! well at least i'm alomost 9. * A monster walks by* OH NO!!! TASUKI DON'T WORRY I'LL PROTECT YOU!!!!!!!! PINK SUGAR HEART ATACKUU!!!!!!!!! * little plastic hearts start annoying the monster* OH NO TASUKI!!! I THINK I'M HURT!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!

Chibi usa

Tasuki

Dear Chichiri,

      Lime jello? No, I'm allergic to jello. I do have an eggroll from lunch... have you ever had an eggroll? They're good! (offers eggroll)

Sean

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      Yo Hot-Stuff!

      Just a few Q's for you: 1) What's your coat made of? (suspects PVC...) (Hey, was bothering me ^_^ My curiosity got the better of me...) and, 2) I hurt my back today - wanna rub it better for me ^_~ (It was a shot in the dark, but hey... can you blame me!)

      Anyway - usual *hugs* and stuff...

mata aouze,

Nina

Tasuki

Dear Mitsukake,

      ITAAAAAAAAAAI!!!

      I've hurt my back, Mitsukake-san, dasukete onegaishimasu!!!

      *falls over*....

      Itaiii.... ;_;

Nina

Mitsukake

Dear Tasuki,

      HI!!!

some strange person

Tasuki

Dear Chichiri,

      Poor Chichiri.... Don't worry I'm sure someday sombody will write a nice clean non Lemon, Fanfic about you. Hey, if nobody does, I will. Here, these bath beads will help you get that uky feeling off you. They are made to cleanse ones mind and are very soothing. *drops them in Chichiri's hand* Don't look so confused.When you put them in water they break open and let out kinda like a perfume type thing. Have a nice bath.

Asmith

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      *has Mulan try to pry the freak off Tasuki's leg* Ara, well I can't really cook very well...*sweatdrops* Maybe a step up from Miaka's cooking level....I can make keeki though...o.O; Or rice, but that's all I can make. ^_^;;; So, ara Mulan-chan will be handling the food. Just make sure she eats some of it first...just in case she tries anything...¬.¬ She says I can make the rum cake, but I know I'll just end up pouring the whole bottle in....which really isn't a bad thing, ne?

Amy-chan

Tasuki

Dear Chichiri,

      Well, you don't have to worry about him for awhile heheheheheh..

      *pokes tied up P.J with a stick* "Have you learned your lesson yet???" So as I was saying no need to worry about him...

Peach

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      Oh I see...., I guess your right it's better that you just beat him.

Peach

Tasuki

Dear Hotohori,

      Oh you didn't offend me Hotohori-sama. I was just suprised by your comment. A sense of humor is a quality that many members of royalty seem to lack, so I'm glad that you have one. As for the fencing club, I don't think that anything could really keep me from joining. Hey, if you're not too busy one day, would you mind giving me some pointers. Then I could one up the fencing club. Hee hee, kidding. I'll let you know when I join. Take care!

Yuryoku na Miko

Hotohori

Dear Tasuki,

      Lead me to Chichiri no da!!!!

      ANSWER MY QUESTION NO DA!

      Oh. Gomen. Didin`t mean to get mad no da. i just...i just... when i get mad its dangerous to be around me no da. Gomen...Now no da. Why do you have fangs no da?

Chichiri No Samurai

Tasuki

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      Are any of you interested in coming over to celebrate my late 18th birthday...? (REALLY late - it was last month ^-^) Need to liven the place up a bit... You know, ice-cream, saké... ~ahem~ the Suzaku Seishi...

      So long as Tasuki promises NOT to incinerate the furniture or try out amateur Barbeques in the back garden, and so long as Hotohori can manage to tear himself away from the lounge mirrors then fine! And Chichiri...no disappearing acts no da! (Bring Tama-chan too - got some fish in the freezer =(^0^)= Hehe!)

Best wishes!

Nina

Nuriko

Dear Chichiri,

      I'm sorry for implying that I'd like to see you used as a soccer ball. I was not saying that anyone should actually *try* this... just asking if it was possible. After all, Mits is so tall, and you're pretty short SD, and besides that, you seem to be pretty sturdy so you could probably take being kicked around some...

      Oh, and I think I know the story that girl was talking about. Tasuki comes on to you, you rebuff him, he goes off and sulks, you hunt him down and say you've changed your mind, yadda yadda yadda, you get depressed and he drags you off to Mt. Leikaku. You leave him, but you let him cuddle up in your little cape-thing. Different from the one where he tries to rape you...

Banana

Chichiri

Dear Hotohori-sama,

      *HUGS*

      Out of curiosity, just how DO you manage to stay so good-looking AND keep your hair so GORGEOUS!?!? O_O Shame I don't meet more men like you, ne ^_~

Nina

P.S You got any ice-cream going spare over there?

Hotohori

Dear Chichiri,

      Ummm... Let's go now (or as soon as possible). I've got some homework that's just begging to be put off till the last minute, and I need a break from college and my roomates!

Yuryoku na Miko

Chichiri

Dear Chichiri,

      WELL! What are we waiting for no da? Let's go out to sea!

      *smiles*

Wandering Mage Chichiri

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      Domo arigato for allowing me some leeway. How about a raincheck on the sake (I promise to bring you some nice Miaka's world stuff to sample on occasion). By the way, I'm probably crazy for asking this but would you like to go deep sea fishing with me, Mitsukake-san, Wandering Mage Chichiri-san, and Chichiri-san? I know that you don't swim well and that you don't like large bodies of water. I'll tell you a secret though, I don't swim that well myself. That's why we'll be wearing THESE!! ~holds up an orange plastic vest~ If you fall in the water, you'll float. I'm going to insist that everyone wears them. So what do you say?

Yuryoku na Miko

Tasuki

Dear Tasuki,

      Sure Tasuki you look great ^-^;; Tamahome's not going to be on the boat so you should be fine. Furthermore, I'm not the type to throw someone in the middle of the ocean. C'mon let's go, eveyone else is waiting for you.

Yuryoku na Miko

Tasuki

Dear Mitsukake,

      Of course you may bring Tama-chan! I love cats. One thing though, I insist that you wear a life jacket. You know, the weird orange thing that I was talking to Tasuki about. No seishi are drowning on my boat. I don't care how good you may swim. Safety first and all that.

Yuryoku na Miko

Mitsukake

Dear Mitsukake,

      It's funny that you mentioned a life jacket for Tama-chan. See i work at a pet store and we have life jackets for pets. Here's one for Tama-chan. Let's get Tasuki and meet up with the others.

Yuryoku na Miko

Mitsukake

Dear Tasuki,

      let him go

      *her sisters look oddly at her, but cut his bindings and run for it*

      Kouji-chan.... will you marry me?

      *throws a log at genrou for the muttering she can hear under his breath and looks into Kouji's eyes*

Aidou & CO

Tasuki

Dear Tasuki,

      *breaks out of daze*

      Hey! Genrou wer ya goin?

      *pushes Aidou off him*

      I said nothen bout marrige. An I never wen' on dates with ya cause you are way too aggressive! Hey Genrou! I'm comin with ya, so wait up bro!

Kouji

Tasuki

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      Yeah, I really loved the card no da! But someone's hiragana could use some practice no da..... @_@ Arigato no da!

      *gives all the seishi another enthusiatic hug and kisses everyone on the cheek*

      *blushes ever so slightly as she kisses Chichiri's cheek, winks at Tasuki*

      Hey count your blessings! I don't want you for your body Tasuki! So who's idea was it anyway?

Wandering Mage Chichiri

Chichiri

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      *WMC comes running in the room, and tackles the seishi in a big group hug, and kisses them all on the cheek*

      ARIGATO! I loved the birthday card! You helped cheer me up na no da.

      *smiles happily, and ruffles Tasuki's hair, and winks at the rest of the seishi*

Wandering Mage Chichiri

Suzaku Seishi

Dear Tasuki,

      Why does Chichiri stay super deformed al the time, and why is he always saying no da after every sentence?

Mokona no miko

Tasuki

Dear Chichiri,

      Hey there Chichiri!

      *HUGS* from someone to the cutest darn person I've ever seen... oh, and how do you get your hair to stay up like that??? Surely your hat squashes the damn lot down again when you put it on O_o

      *HUGS* to Tama-chan too!! NYAN!!

      Dewa mata aouze minna-san!!!

Nina

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      *Stares at him*Uhh...

      *Stares at him even more* Why no da...

      *Stares at him once more* Do you no da...

      *Stares at him MORE* Have no da...

      *Stares at him closer* FANGS NO DA?!

Chichiri No Samurai

Tasuki

Dear Chichiri,

      There is pain in life na no da. This little pain is nothing. HAI! I'd love to go deep sea fishing, maybe we should ask Tasuki along no da?

      *Giggles and winks playfully at Chichiri*

Wandering Mage Chichiri

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      Tasuki babe!

      Hi.... hey what's that I hear about you and Koji??? Hehe ^-^ No seriously... just passing through, and rather than do something rather obvious like admit my undying love for you (bet you hear that a lot ¬_¬) I thought I'd just ask whether or not you really like Miaka?? I mean, you're better than that nonce Tamahome ¬_¬ I mean, hey - your get-up ALONE just says miles more than he could... Enough with the sucking up routine - later then!

Nina

Tasuki

Dear Chichiri,

      Hey! Watch it! I make one lil comment, and all of a sudden I'm a crazed hentai? Some guys just don't know how to take a compliment... Oi, is there something wrong? Why are you staring at me like that? Male? Female? What's the diffence? (Aside from the obvious...)

Sean

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      More!? Have pity for Suzaku's sake Tasuki! I'm a starving artist type; I don't have much money. Besides, I got that stuff from some toothless, wrinkly old mountain man who kept leering at me. Brrrrrr.... I don't want to deal with THAT ever again. I might be tempted to give you some more ice cream though. Here you go. Don't eat it all at once. You CAN let it last you know.

Yuryoku na Miko

Tasuki

Dear Chichiri,

      Oh,no that's alright. To tell you the truth I don't know who her mother is. Or where she went.

Loral

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      *whacks Genrou over the head with a log*

      HEY! Don't you want your sister happy with the man she loves?

      *eyes mist up and she looks at Kouji sniffling*

      Kouji-chan...

Aidou

Tasuki

Dear Mitsukake,

      Konnichiwa Mitsukake-san. How have you been lately? Will you be busy any time soon? If not, how would you like to go deep-sea fishing with me? I'm trying to repay Chichiri-san back for a favor and I'd like it if you joined us.

Yuryoku na Miko

Mitsukake