Dear Chichiri,

      CHICHIRI! *Starts crying* If only I was smarter, I would have not only given you jello protection but any type of food product protection from crazed fangirls..... Gomen.... Forgive me...... please....... *hands Chichiri soap, buckets of water, and some towels, and a spare change of clothes, and leaves him so he can have some privacy*

Wandering Mage Chichiri

Chichiri

Dear Nuriko,

      Hi ya! I just wanted to let you know that, that sympathy card thing, was a practical joke played by Tilly's mom.(I was in on it too)I just wanted to let you know that , because I didn't want you or any of the other seishi to get the wrong impression about my friend. She isn't crazed enough to do anything that wierd!

      I finally have the computer all to myself ^-^. Tilly and her family have gone camping for the week, plus when they get back she's getting her own computer (about time) I don't know if she will continue to write in though. She would only write in, because sometimes when she came over I'd already be on your page. I'm telling you this for you don't take her not writing in anymore the wrong way.

      So how are ya? I don't think I've ever wrote in to you before. Have you given Tauski any good beatings lately? If you did, he most likely deserved it. I don't think you would just do that for fun.(wait a minute what am I saying) You know, you would make a pretty cool girl! You could stand up for the women race. You already beat up Tauski enough. Someone's got to keep his ego from going past the charts, and I think it should be a girl just to spite him! Besides he does his own fair share of beatings. Just to let you know I still think of you and refer to you as a she, please let me know if that bothers you.

Your Friend,

Kiwi ^-^

P.S. at least I hope I'm your friend.

Nuriko

Dear Hotohori,

      Konnichiwa, Hotohori! Gomennasai,for not writing sooner, but I have been working on my page alot, and that's been taking up most of my time. So how is your court doing? but more importantly how are you doing? I'm doing great! I've made some new friends here in my world. Well I'll try to write again soon ^-^!

Your Miko and friend,

Miaka

Hotohori

Dear Tamahome,

      Woah! Someone actually wrote you! ::pigs fly around outside my window:: Anyway, I think Tasuki gets more letters because his answers are so darn amusing! Maybe you should get a puppet and call it "Mr. Hat". I'd write you much more if ya did that.... But I have a question, anyway... If you can beat up random gangs of men, and have been known on occasion to beat the crap out of groups that outnumber you, like, 18 to one... how come Miaka can (and does) beat the crap out of *you* at times? I mean, she's just a little girl and she does more damage then the whole Chinese mob on you! It's very funny but what's up with that?

Antigone

Tamahome

Dear Chichiri,

      I'm glad that you got your revenge apon Tasuki, and after I meditated a bit (though I couldn't have any tea; I left my honey and sugar at home, the horror!) I actullay desided that violence is not a good thing. Besides, what act of revenge beats being sat apon by a woman?! For Tasuki it must have been the indignity of indignities. I do have one request though, Glastig-san is fuming over Tasuki's act of cowardice, but is really too streamed to take a good inventory, and she is missing a lot of really cool stuff. I'm sure she would like it back. Anyway, can you see if you could find out what he stole? I don't want to hear about any panty-raids however, (she can take care of that on her own).

      By the way, tell Miaka I was not critisizing her fashion sense (directly). But she could take the time to better dress the Seishi she is not romantically involved with. Anyway, I must go and buy art supplies, so have a nice evening, and let's try to be nice to Glasti-san for a while. She needs help dealing with Tasuki... Perhaps I should inlist Tamahome's aid in that... but you don't like violence, so I won't mention anything about that.

Yuryoku na Miko

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      Eh Tauski san, Whats this about sending crazed hentai chicks after Chichiri? Tisk tisk tisk, I don't suggest you try that again. Your sisters aren't the only ones who can throw logs you know!!!(picks up log and gets ready to throw at Tasuki)...... just kidding ^-^, besides I told Chichiri I woudn't hurt you.. this time, but if you ever try that again. hey Don't take me wrong I think your pretty cool, but don't get all pissed becuase I got mad at you.You have a bad habit of doing that. Well, I'm telling you now don't pull that with me! People are aloud to get made ya know!!!!!!!!! were only human!!!!!

Kiwi ^-^

Tasuki

Dear Tamahome,

      Konnichiwa Tamahome ^-^ I just got finished talking to Tasuki, about that thing he wrote about us. I was just wondering how you were? I'm still hard at work on my web page. Umm Tamahome I have to ask you somthing, Do you see anything wrong with my fashion sense or what about my cooking?

Love,

Miaka

Tamahome

Dear Chichiri,

      DAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ::waves:: If ya happened to read my letter to Flame-boy, ya know how I feel about that misadventure. Tasuki better be glad Yuryoku-sama is meditating. She was getting very kowaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      She did say that she saw yer picture in jeans and a turtleneck. She said, in her composed manner, "It's much better, thank you." Hehe. I like it too. And just fer yer peace of mind, she is neither crazed nor hentai. I quote, "I like to think I have a little more control over my hormones than that."

      Anyway, tha reason I'm writin' instead of her, is that she was so pissed she about had an anyurism or somethin'. She seems to have this real thing against abusive hentai people and thinks that episode was all Tasuki's fault, which it was, but he was writin' ta me, so I feel a bit guilty. I guess I owe ya'. And tell Tasuki he better do somethin really nice for me after maulin' my name like that. "Chan" I can understand, but why the bloody hell did he call me "Glastie"? But I'm not gonna yell at ya about Flamed-ass. That was none of your fault. And if ya' need to, ya' can always hide from those hentai chicks at Yuryoku's temple. She's got tha coolest servants! They do everything and ya' don't even hav'ta tip 'em. Towel and a water pitcher just happens to be near by after all my work-outs, and other nice things. I love 'em! And I swear there is no chocolate in the vasinity, and even I act a little proper there. Lovely place... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ::happy thoughts::

       Good Luck beating up Tasuki! (especially since he doesn't have his tessen to defend himself anymore. heh-heh.)

The Glastig

Chichiri

Dear Mitsukake,

      I was wondering if you know what a Chinchilla is? If you don't know ask Chiriko, if he dosen't know just tell me in your reply , and I'll try to explain what they are to you the best I can. Anyway I have one named Zoey. She has this infection on the bottom of her foot. I've taken her to a doctor who gave me some medicen(I think that's spelled right)I've been giving it to her for about a week now, but it dosen't seem to be getting better. So do you know anything that might help her? You most likely have no idea, but I thought that it's worth a try. I've taken her back to the doctor but She really dosen't know what I should do.

Your friend,

Kiwi^-^

P.S. How are you doing with my worlds slang language? Are you still being teased about that Catnip thing?

Mitsukake

Dear Tasuki,

      TASUKI!!!!!!!!!WACK! (hits Tasuki over the head) I told you I would be checking in now and then. What's this about me and Tamahome getting a room with a cold shower thing! That's not somthing you say about your miko! Even you should know that! You really know how to tick me off, don't you! Ok Miaka take a deep breath(saying to myself.)HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmhp and after I've been talking so highly about you to everyone, and may I ask you , What's so bad about my cooking? sure I've burnt some cookies and stuff, but so what! Oh, who am I kidding, I was meant to eat food not prepare it. So I guess you were right about one thing.

Still your friend and Miko,

Miaka

P.S. How could you do something like that to Chichiri? (you know what I'm talking about)

Tasuki

Dear Chichiri,

      I'm all rested up now! Thanks for the hug, and tell Chiriko that I said thanks, for his advice. Um Chirchiri?, (I take a better look at him) just out of curiosity ,what happened to your clothes? Whats this, chocolate? I see your crazed fans have gotten to you. Well I guess these things happen. Just a tip about chocolate stains, try to find some stain remover or have Miaka or Nuriko check what type of material your clothes are made of, you might be able to bleach it out. Tasuki cheered them on I hear, I'll have to have a "friendly" chat with him. Don't worry I won't hurt him, I know how you feel about violence. Good Luck on getting that chocolate out!(starts off to talk to Tasuki, eyes a pile of logs), I'll be needing these.

Kiwi ^-^

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      What is this calling me Glastie-chan? We all knew you're illiterate, but now ya' can't friggin' type? Baka! You mauled my name! Or did you do that on purpose, hmmm? What were you meaning by that? ::shakes tessen::

       Yes I still have yer tessen! Kissssssssssssssssssssama... trying to bribe it away from me? I'll just let Obake-chan be flame-free for a damned while now! And Yuryoku na Miko taught me how tha *$%^#?@ thing, so ya better watch it or yer ass will be tha same bright orange as yer hair!!!!!!

      And chocolate sause? How dare you send yer crazed hentai chicks after Chichiri! Yuryoku na Miko is ranting about kicking yer two dementional ass! I'm just glad she's gonna let me at ya first, cause I doubt she will leave any scrap for me to torment! There is a lot of muttering about large bodies of water going on behind me. She's gonna let me have a turn fishing using yer ass for bait! I hope tha crazed hentai koi like the way you friggin' taste! I might just let Yuryoku-sama at yer tessen. She's gonna melt tha thing and turn it into a friggin' iron tiara for ya'!!! Now she's saying yer a baka juvinile rabid dog. Uh-oh, I think I might even hide from her now... kowaii...

      And anyways, it's not that I have anything against yer whimpy bird chest. I would be looking at it either if it wern't that yer droolin' fans have all the best websites, and it's not cause yer on 'em! But they just go plasterin' yer whimpy bird chest all over the internet fer all tha world to see... Just tell me, why is it that all yer etchi fans have all tha best Mitsukake and Chichiri pictures on them?

      Ya' better know this too, now that you have mauled my name, you owe me... And don't try bribin' me with yer cheap ass sake either. I won't give ya yer tessen again til you pay me back fer callin' me "Glastie-chan" AND explain yerself! I don't care how long Tamahome goes un-toasted!

The Glastigggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Tasuki

Dear Tasuki,

      Hiyee Tasuki! How are you and the seishi? Enjoyng Tamahome flambay and barbecue? Tsk, tsk...Take it easy on the poor guy, after all, he has Miaka to look after. No offense to Miaka-chan. Anyways, quick small questions, Have you ever considered braces?...I mean with those fangs of yours..wowe! And how do you brush your teeth? And what exactly does LEKKA SHIEN! mean? Sorry to be such a bother. But of course, I am but a part of the ever-perfect female race...(female crowd claps behind her) Hee hee =)

Hugs and Kisses, (oh boy, I see the DTFC running after me with knives and a lynching mob)

~^~Maurora~^~

Tasuki

Dear Nuriko,

      Konnichiwa Nuriko! How are you and everyone? I hope you and everyone are well. Anyways, I'm writing because it seems that Tasuki is getting all the letters. I could just see his head and his ego inflating. No offense Tasuki. Anyways, on to my point. I let my little cousin "read" the famous stories of the Suzaku seishi, and she found a picture of you, and she looked at me and called me Nuriko! Wow...maybe becasue I have that distinguishable mole right under my left eye (as you do) and my new green contacts. No, I don't have purple hair, I had it tied back as you did when you were an...er...woman. So that's my strange story, and No, I was not offended when I was called Nuriko...actually it was more of a compliment *beams and smiles* By the way, I'll ask you a question....just because it says "Ask the Suzaku Seishi"....*clears throat* What makeup colors would do well for a person with green eyes, dark brown hair, and medium complexion???

Ta-Ta-For Now,

~^~Meg~^~ aka Nuriko Clone

P.S. I won't tell my little cousin you're a guy...she likes you better as a girl...don't tell her either =)

Nuriko

Dear Tasuki,

      "Course it's great sake. I get nothin' but the best. And yer bein' a pussy again. If yer leaving out "The" cause ya' want to, why the (^&$ did you ever put it in? Yer just afraid that I'll hurt ya', and now yer trying ta be all tough. Ha! Ya' putz. And yer being nice again! Damnit Flame-kun, what's wrong with ya'? Favors? You? If yer so %#*@ cool, why are ya' doing favors for anyone? Heh. Doing favors for Obake-chan. (Thinking of which, why do you call him Obake-chan? Other than him hating it.) Next thing we know, you'll be nice to your hentai fans. ::sneakily steals tessen::

      Ya' know, Chichiri already got a letter saying something about chocolate and him tasting delicious. It just gave such a mental image of Chichiri as a worried happy-head. I was laughing like mad, and Yuryoku na Miko was just being all pity for the poor fella. Sha said it was sick. (Yes, we know each other, and if there is ever any similarity between our letters, it's cause I take dictation for her. She's a staving artist type.) But leave Chichiri OUT of those etchi poker games! Poor fella', he's already messed up enough to want leather pants, and he doesn't have enough hair for them to go taking locks of it. He'd loose all his kickin' bangs. Yuryoku-sama was taking drastic measures to tell him about jeans. Very out of character for for one so proper. She says he should leave the leather to Hotohori.

      And thinking of clothes, what is this with all those shirtless pictures of ya'? Yer 17 years old! That's friggin' child pornography and statutory rape and you don't have to take it anymore! (And yes, I do know you are 19 now, but there are enough of you when you were 17. Just put on a damn shirt.)

      Like a Chein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::toasted Glastig:: gggrrrrr. Damn, wrong words. Well I'm keepin' this thingie until I can figure out how ta use it!

The Glastig

Tasuki

Dear Chichiri,

      First of all, I would like to commend you for not advocating worm death. As my dear sweet mom would say, in a sing-song voice; "Worms are a farmer's friend. :)"

      Now about this leather thing. My advice is that you forget leather and go with jeans. MY favorite would be jeans, a turtleneck, and a flannel shirt (for cold nights), or you could wear a t-shirt (without the American flag o_~ ). I mean, you are a wandering monk, right? Jeans are perfect to wander around in and very comfortable, while leather is not. Also, jeans look good on almost everyone, while leather either makes men look fruity, or reminds me of bondage and other hentai things. This seems more kowaii than kawaii.

      Finally, if you want to be dressed properly, I would recommend getting advice from Nuriko-san instead of your Miko. Nuriko's fashion sense transends time and space, and we all know it.

Yuryoku na Miko

Chichiri

Dear Tamahome,

      HI ^_^ I just wanted to write to you because it seems that people have been putting u down, ignoring u and tasuki keeps frying u =( Well, i just wanted to say that i think you're the sweetest guy, and i dont care what everyone else thinks. I think you're the coolest, well second after AMIBOSHI O_O

      Oh, and if you ever need some money, i'll give u some, as long as u give me a kawaii pic of you =)

Tiff

Tamahome

Dear Chichiri,

      No..No..No..Chichiri, When I said I was going to TRY not to write in as much, I wrote that so you didn't think I was offended by anything you said(It's just that I haven't been feelng so well lately, and I think I might be coming down with the Flue ~_~ , and the computer gives me a headache when I'm sick.)but you still took it the wrong way. Boy I tell ya, you easily take things the wrong way. I will write again when I feel better so don't worry.

      What kind of fish did you put in there? Because I can't imagine that a goldfish or angel fish would taste that good, to a cat or anything for that matter. You should tell Tama-chan not to eat the fish in the tank , because there meant to be pets not sushi. Imagine how the poor fishy feel, I'm sure Tama-chan woudn't like it if a dog or something came along and fried him for food.

      Really is Tasuki really behaveing himself? wow I never thought I would hear that from anyone. You should give him a pat on the head ,and what the hell throw him a bone! or mabey he would prefer a hug and some sake instead, but don't throw the sake to him because he might get pissed off if he dosen't catch it.

      Sorry to hear that Tamahome's a little down, but you know even if people don't write into him, dosen't mean that nobody likes him, despite what Tauski might tell him. Infact I think he's propably got just as many crazed fans as Tasuki(ok mabey not that many but there are alot)because I found these 2 websites, called, The Anti Miaka Page, and the, International torture Miaka Chamber. they said mean stuff about her and blah blah blah, but what it all boiled down to was one cold fact, Tamahome loves Miaka and there just jealous. I was very upset about the pages, I felt like wacking each and every one of those ditz over the heads with something really hard, like this log for instance, Only if I had the energy, then they'd be sorry, He He he he. Well that's just about everything I wanted to say for awhile, but just give me some time to get better and I promise I'll be back.*Cough* I need to get some rest -_-ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz

Your friend,

Kiwi

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      much better thanx. ::hugs Tasuki:: Oh, and you can tell Tamahome that I have a friend who thinks that he is tha best. She also really like Miaka. So that might get you a few koi pond free moments. And what is wrong with Nakago? Sure he's etchhi and a bad guy, but he's so $#&* wierd I can't help but like his character a bit.

      Well, it seems that Kouji's scar is working. Now Ember has to share. Personally, I think that someone ending up with a big ol' scar on the side of their face indicates poor judgement and weakness, but I'll just leave Kouji alone now. No reason to pick on him.

      One question though. If Chichiri's fans want to see him in black leather pants, wouldn't that make them as hentai as the chicks chasing after your ass? I thought he said your fans scare him. Damn, they scare me too. I think they need a trip to an asylum. I supose I should amend that statement a bit. Yer also the most fun and would be my fave to get in a brawl with. And since you've proved that yer not turning into a pussy, you can leave off "The" once more. ::hugs Tasuki and hands over the sake::

The Glastig

Tasuki