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Dear Tamahome,
Although I know that you love Miaka, were you EVER at all tempted by Yui-chan?
Jenny-sama
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Dear Jenny-sama,
The closest I came to being tempted by Yui-chan was when Nakago had me under his curse magic. Don't get me wrong, Yui-chan is a cute girl, but I love Miaka. I love her because she is very strong willed and independent. Even if she eats enough each day to bankrupt a small country.
Tamahome
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Dear Tasuki,
You are my favorite seishi. I know you don't like women but I am no ordinary woman. I can make all your dreams come true, and more! So if you're looking for somebody, I am she.
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Dear Koji,
Cut the crap! You're not funny! And I'm still NOT returning to Mt. Leikaku till you get rid of the *^%$#@+ Tasuki PJs, bedsheets, and posters!!!
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Dear Mitsukake,
Do you have any other pets except tama - neko? Do you like any girls? You are not boring at all. Did you have to dress up as a girl too? Because I know Tamahome and Tasuki did in a Fanfic. Your cat Tama - neko is SO CUTE! Where did you get Tama - neko? Or did he come to you when you were born? Does Tama - neko like any girl cats? Are you a Ninja? What happened to your Parents? Did you ever go to the Future?
I'm not annoying....Am I? (Please don't say yes like Tasuki)
Chibi usa
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Dear Chibi usa,
My you ask alot of questions! Thank you for saying I am not boring and that Tama-neko is cute. We all think he is a very cute cat, too. I love all creatures but only Tama-neko has adopted me. Tama-neko has been neutered so has interests only in sleeping, eating, playing, and Chichiri's beads. I am not a Ninja, I am a Healer.
In the manga that was written of our adventures we crashed on an island of women and so we were all forced to dress as women to save our lives. Unfortunately, I do not make a very convincing female and was captured and had to be rescued by Chichiri. I am told the manga will be translated into English and then you will be able to read about our adventures for yourself.
As to the rest of your letter, Shouka was my only love and I still mourn her passing. I have only been to the Miko's world once and I prefer not to disuss my past. As to Tasuki saying you are annoying, you should forgive his rude ways, we do.
It is good to have a questioning nature. That way you will learn more about the world around you.
Mitsukake
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Dear Nuriko,
I've often wondered HOW you were able to, you know, conceal IT during your many years living in the court of Konan. How did you pull it off (no pun intended)? Someone ought to have noticed! Remember, I have NO aspirations on trying to conceal my manhood. I was just curious.
John Yap
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Dear John Yap,
It wasn't easy. Those handmaidens are a NOSY bunch! After throwing several fits (and some VERY heavy furniture as well), they got the hint and stayed away while I bathed, dressed, and attended to my uh... morning toilet activites. But, I did allow them to help with my hair and make-up as a consolation.
Nuriko
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Dear Suzaku Seishi,
Is it nice in China? Why does Chichiri always say no
da? Does Tasuki have a girlfriend? How did Chichiri get his hair to stay up? Why does
Tasuki have a fan not a sword or daggers? Does Miaka like Tasuki?
Chibi usa
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Dear Chibi usa,
We actually live in Konan Country, although Miaka says where we live does eventually become a part of what you now call China. It is a beautiful country with wonderful people, no da. It is common where I come from to say "no da" at the end of sentences as it is common in some of your cities to end a sentence with "you know", no da. As to my hair, it just grows that way.
Regarding Tasuki having a girlfriend, he prefers to spend his free time engaged in his favorite hobbies of drinking and brawling. I will tell him that you were brave enough to inquire after the position, though no da. As to Tasuki having a tessen instead of a sword... well, nobody here trusts Tasuki with sharp objects no da!
Miaka likes all of her seishi, although she LOVES Tamahome-kun, no da.
Chichiri
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Dear Hotohori,
Your Imperial Highness:
Do you have many concubines? Do you prefer lotus feet, or natural feet? In what manner do you enjoy the "clouds and the rain"? What qualities would you look for in an Empress?
I am in need of a Consort and would be interested in knowing if you would like to visit my beautiful island realm.
Arijana Atanastukate, Empress of Kriti and other places
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Dear Arijana Atanastukate, Empress of Kriti and other places,
Although I am flattered by your missive, I must decline your offer to travel and be your Imperial Consort. As to your questions, my answers are as follows:
I have no concubines as I have a beautiful wife who is carrying the heir to the throne of Konan Country.
I far prefer natural feet as I derive no pleasure from the pain and suffering of others.
The qualities I looked for in an Empress were that she was highly intelligent and as beautiful as I am.
As to "clouds and rain" I feel that such personal matters are improper to discuss outside of one's bedchambers.
Hotohori
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Dear Tasuki,
Are you gay?
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Dear Wisely Too Afraid of Tasuki's Retibution to Sign Your Name,
Tasuki's reply to you was unprintable. However, he does insist that he is NOT gay.
Chiriko
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Dear Suzaku Seishi,
FY's my fav Anime, along with Sailor Moon (yeah, yeah, i know, i don't need a paragraph abt it) and, ya know, it's just not fair! Over in SM, you got a bunch of slutty girls who fight evil in mini skirts and only one, ONE guy, who's pretty much ugly and in love with a blue-haired alien (who has Tamahome's voice... *drool*... err, i mean, umm...) ... while over in FY, you got a bunch of bishonen guys running around saving ONE accident-prone girl. Can you trade some characters??? Pleeeeeeeze? A Tuxedo Tamahome or Tasuki would be just TOO KEWL!
Serena-chan
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Dear Serena-chan,
While that is an interesting idea and thanks for the "bishonen guys" comment, the only one who would look absolutely fabulous in a Sailor Scout outfit would be ME! Just call me Sailor Fashion Sense!
Nuriko
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Dear Tasuki,
You know that guy in Seiken Densetsu3 (it's a video
game)? Well his name's Hawkeye and you act alot like him. Oh yeah, and you look good
as a girl! How'd you like the experience? Oooh! And can you blow anything else from
your fan except fire? How come you curse alot? Even though it's funny. Do you really
like Miaka? How did you get yellow highlights in red hair? And where'd you get those
big beads (not balls, BEADS! BEADS, you silly hentai peoples!)that you always wear?
There cool! Are they bigger than golf balls?
I'm not annoying! .... am I?
Chibi-usa
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Dear Chibi-usa,
I don't know what video games are or who
Hawkeye is, but as long as he's as cool as me, I'll take that as a compliment.
DON'T BRING UP THE GIRL FANFIC!!! It was only from some hentai chick's sick mind!
I've NEVER been a GIRL, I DON'T WANT to be a GIRL, and besides women #$**^%* annoy
me! Even Miaka! But she is kinda cute... and Tamhome-kun's. I'm over that and was
possessed anyway when it happened. Sheesh... can't you people let anything go?
As far as the rest of your letter goes... Yeah,
I can also use my tessen to blow yer' friggin' head off. I #^$#*@% curse cuz' I'm
a *(^%$#* BANDIT, the highlights are natural cuz' I'm so %$#(**# COOL, and I
stole the friggin' beads! I don't know what the hell a golf ball is so I don't
know. But they are big.
And yes, you ARE annoying!
Tasuki
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