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Dear Chichiri,
Why are you so short?
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Dear No Name,
I am not short. My legs are the perfect length
for my feet to reach the ground, no da.
Chichiri
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Dear Nuriko,
I am in quite the quandry!!! Two of my
good friends are getting married this summer, and have asked me to attend them as
a bridesmaid. One of the dresses for the ceremony is beautiful -- a rich red
color like Suzaku. The other one... well, let's just say it makes Seriyuu's
blue color look heavenly. My problem: WHAT SHOES DO I WEAR? I got a pair of
neutral colored shoes, but will that be bad for both? I can't afford the ryou to
buy several pairs to only wear them once!
Your fashion sense is impeccable, so I
hope you can help me.
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Dear Bella-sama,
Thank you for saying I have impeccable
fashion sense. At least someone else recognizes my talents. If the neutral
color of the shoes is not too light and of a golden tone they should look just
fine. Or you could try a beauty mark by your eye to capture the emperor of your
dreams! Good luck, have fun, and catch that bouquet!
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Dear Tamahome,
You're my favorite of all the Seishi! I
think it's so sweet that in the end you and Miaka got together. Ok, I'd much
rather have you than let her have you, but I'll be happy because you're happy.
So, now that you got the little
eating machine..er.. Miaka, how much does it cost to feed her?
Bridget
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Dear Bridget,
Thank you for saying I am your favorite of
all the Seishi. As to Miaka's appetite, why do think I'm asking for 2 gold ryou
to answer questions?
Tamahome
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Dear Suzaku Seishi,
What is the quickest way to both
Tamahome's and Chichiri's hearts?
A Delirious Tamahome and Chichiri Fan
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Dear Delirious,
I got this one!! The quickest way to
Tamahome's heart is through the left side of his chest with a sharp blade! Heh
heh heh...
Tasuki (Gomennasai Tamahome, I wrote this on purpose...)
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Dear Delirious Fan,
While Tasuki's answer is expedient, it
would be extremely painful for me, no da! Although my heart still grieves
for the loss of my best friend and fiancee, I would be very honored to be
your friend. However, you may want to remember that Tamahome's heart, while
still in his chest, does belong to Miaka, no da. But, I am sure he too would
be honored by your friendship, no da!
Chichiri
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Dear Suzaku Seishi,
If Tama-neko is Mitsukake's cat, why does
he always hang around with Chichiri?
Freya-chan
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Dear Freya-chan,
At first I too was at a loss as to why
Tama-neko spent so much time with Chichiri. Then I decided to observe them and
discovered that not only does Chichiri pull fish out of his kasa (fisherman,
indeed!), he also rubs catnip on his balls!
Excuse me.
Chiriko has pointed out that I need to
correct a word in that last sentence... The word he says I am looking for is
BEADS. Balls, beads both are round and I do not understand the difference it
makes, however Nuriko, Tasuki, and Tamahome seem very amused by the whole thing.
Anyway, he rubs catnip on his beads. That is why Tama-neko chooses to be in his
company.
Mitsukake
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Dear Freya-chan,
I do not, REPEAT, do not rub catnip on any
of my possessions or on ANY part of my anatomy! No, no, no, no da! And as to
pulling fish out of my kasa, where else would I put them after I have caught
them, no da? Tama-neko is a highly evolved creature with superior senses and
discriminating taste in companions. That is why he keeps company with me, no da.
Chichiri
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