Letters Archive
Week Ending February 10, 2001

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      I had a huge fight with my brother today and my best friend was with me and it was really stupid. My brother has a short temper and I think he should be locked up or something! I'll cut it short and include the important stuff. I sat down in his seat (Its not actually 'his' and i do it all the time) and he punched me in the arm (he's never done that before) and I hit him back but he grabbed my arm and twisted it and then i said "You shouldnt hit girls!" and he said "You're not a girl, you're my sister!" As i was leaving to walk my friend home, he threatened me. Tifa (my friend) told me my brother was scary and that if she was me she'd have cried and she offered to stay with me, but she had to go to work and i didnt think it was necessary so i saw her home and when i returned I saw that my dad wasn't home yet so i sat in the front yard and sulked for about an hour and my dad still didnt show up so i went inside avoiding my brother.

      When I came out of my room my dad had gotten home and i told him i wanted to talk about it but he said he didn't wanna hear it till later. so a couple hours later i told him my side of the story and he said that's not how my brother told it and i asked him what he would do. he said he would question my brother and figure out what to do then, but he always says that. all he ends up doing is yelling and making false threats. My brother knows he wont do anything. My brother has never hit me for no reason and then threatened me and i cant tolerate him much longer. its stressful and depressing and all that bad stuff! i mean.. he broke my door down before just because i woke him up and my dad said he'd have to pay for it but then he took that back and said he would and now i STILL dont have a new door!

      So... I guess what I want to ask is what to say to my dad. I try talking to him, but all he does is avoid me. He's the most important person to me so i dont like him getting mad at me and stuff.

Yuffie002

Dear Yuffie002,

      You should certainly let you father know that he's important to you! Perhaps the two of you can have a day together to relax, have some fun, and discuss what is going on with your brother.

      Maybe what your father needs to do is talk to your brother and find out just what is really wrong that is making him act this way. You make it sound as if his behavior is abnormal for him. Has something happened recently in your family that would make him act this way? Has he broken up with his girlfriend (if he had one)?

      You family needs to calmly discuss this and not yell and fight. If things are really that bad, have you considered family counseling? It may help. *Gives her a hug.* Good luck!

Nuriko

Dear Tasuki,

      Na, most of the guys at my school are jerks Yay! I am now the self appointed protecter of Tasuki! *gets ready to protect Tasuki from anything, even a tsunami of fangirls* ^^;;

Hino Tenshi

Dear Hino Tenshi,

      Sorry 'bout th' guys at yer school! I hope ya' don't get swept away in a sea of crazed fangirls...

Tasuki

Dear Tasuki,

      Do you like Nuriko? (I'm sorry to be toooo straight to the point, but...I CANT HELP IT!!!!!) I mean, you two seem sooooo close to each other!!!!! ^_^

purple14

Dear purple14,

      Jus' as a friend. -_-

Tasuki

Dear Nuriko,

      Hi! If you get to write the script, would there be a chance that instead of falling for Hotohori, you'd fall for Tasuki instead? Coz you two are sooooo close to each other!!!!! I think you two would look great!

Purple14

Dear Purple14,

      I have better taste than to go for a scruffy bandit! Besides, there's alwaya Miaka... *Smiles*

Nuriko

Dear Hotohori,

      *walks in and glomps Hotohori* I get to play starting Monday!!! Hehehehe I'm having fun writing my story. It turns out that my "boyfriend" gets to go to Kotou and I get to go to Konan. *mumbles.. didn't see that one coming, its just way to obvious* Hehehe I'm having fun!! O fcourse, I'm bored, but I'm having fun! i have a question for you. Do you think you look better with your crown on or off? I think you look good no matter what. *thinks to herself, if he's dead, then how come he's so faithful to Houki, I mean he is dead, and I am his angel.* *blushes* Hehehehe well gotta go! Asta-la-bye-bye! *gives him a peck on the cheek before walking out of the room.*

Kosetsuno Tenshi

Dear Kosetsuno Tenshi,

      I think I loook fine either way. I'm faithful to Houki because I love her.

Hotohori

Dear Chiriko,

      would love it, no da. KEKEKEKEKE!!! If only I could sit my booty down and write something like that... *starts thinking about all the mayham one could cause with Ford, Athur, Zaphod, and Marvin stuck in the same room as the seishi and is taken over by uncontrolable laughter* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I hope SOMEBODY writes a fan-fic 'bout that, no da! It's bound to be a HOOT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Kageno Tenshi

Dear Kageno Tenshi,

      *Smiles* So do I!

Chiriko

Dear Tasuki,

      Okay, after several opinions from members of my anime club, and a few different looks at my prototype pic, I've decided to just back down and agree that Nightshade is rather bug-like.

      But if so, it is still a high-speed, Gundanium aloy, optional mentaly-connectioned, stealth battle GUNDAM (geometric-half humanish) bug with a sonic shield weapon and Pinacle Trackier Missile(tm).

      *smug grin*

      AND WHY TEH HECK WOULD I HUNT HIM DOWN IN MY GUNDAM?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?! DO YOU THINK I *WANT* EVERYONE TO KNOW I HAVE A WEAPON CAPABLE OF SQUASHING MOST BUILDINGS?!?!?!?!?!?! ARE YOU COMPLETELY INEPT?????????

Shrinemaiden Keisei

Dear Shrinemaiden Keisei,

      I ain't inept!! I'm plenty ept!

Tasuki

Dear Chichiri,

      I once heard that you use magic to achieve your "gravity-defying" hair. Is this true? and if so, I think that beats gel or styling products any day.

Avacado

Dear Avacado,

      No, my hair just naturally grows that way, no da.

Chichiri

Dear Nuriko,

      I think you are the greatest gay character I have ever seen anywhere. Also, do you like your English or Japanese voice better? (just out of curiosity)

Avacado

Dear Avacado,

      Ariagto! But I prefer to called a cross-dresser. I also like my Japanese voice actor better.

Nuriko

Dear Chichiri,

      Moshi Moshi Chichiri!!!!! I miss you so much!! I haven't talked to you since.....well forever. I have one thing to say to you! WO AI NI!!!! *glomps him* My best friend, Katrina-chan and I wrote "A Seishi Christmas Carol" Guess what? You're Scrooge's nephew!! And guess who is his wife! ME!!! *blushes* I know. I know. I really shouldn't have. Demo.....i just had too, cause you are the cutest monk!! No, i take it back! You're the BESTEST monk!! Ano.... Well i havta go....school awaits. Ja!

Aenne AKA Chichiri no Hime

P.s. Katrina says "Aishiteru Tamahome!" And she kisses him....ano....and gives him a BIG BIG BIG handful of money.....(she made me write it)

Dear Aenne,

      I suppose that Tamahome is Scrooge, no da?

Chichiri

Dear Chiriko,

      Hello, I read your response to the "meaning of the universe" question, and for being a Hitchiker's fan you are my hero for the day.

Avacado

Dear Avacado,

      *Grins* Arigato!

Chiriko

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      hello, i just wanted to say that the barrier on seriyuu's temple must be pretty crappy if anyone can break through because of love. I hope that if susaku has a barrier like that it is much stronger.

Avacado

Dear Avacado,

      He does, no da.

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      Hey, don't let Gen-chan no miko get to you, okay Tasuki? I think she meant to talk to ME. But come on, I feel it's my right for me to make fun of Kuja. After all, he deserves it for going around in public wearing a jockstrap in lieu of pants!

Tonberry

Dear Tonberry,

      Sure. Don't ya' think he'd feel a bit drafty in that get-up?

Tasuki

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      *buggy eyes* Nani!?!

      Oh - (noting how she sounded back there)- I don't admire Hitler's whole holocaust thing (that was sick and very evil)- I admire his cunning little political revenues in taking over Germany.

      People ask how the Germans could have voted Hitler into power as their dictator - but honestly, how couldn't they? They'd been in awful economic depression for close to 20 years and he was the only one getting things done!

      Trust me - I watched Schindler's List. The Holocaust was awful, never liked it, never will. I know Hitler was a nutcase and a very not nice guy. But even if he did all the wrong things with his power, he certainly knew how to get things done and done the way he wanted it! He may have been an anti-semetist fruitcake but he was a very very very SMART man!

      I don't mean to offend anyone with my opinions here (or disturb them too badly) it's just that I can draw so many parallels that it's ridiculous and I wanted to see what you thought of my essay idea.

      I suppose 'admire' isn't the best word - it's more like a sort of sick and twisted awe. Like when you watch a movie like Schindler's List and think 'that's horrible' but you also think 'it's so incredible that something like this actually happened'. Do you know what I mean?

      Oyo...so complicated. - But it'll make such an essay. (I wouldn't probably be doing it for school though - they'd send me to the nuthouse!)

Taiitsu no Miko

Dear Taiitsu no Miko,

      It might make a fascinating essay, but you might want to save it for college where it may not upset the teachers as much.

Chiriko

Dear Chiriko,

      *smiles happily* I'm back to haunt you! (just kidding) Your name is Ou Doukun, ne? Is "Ou" your family name, our part of your given name?

      By the way, arigatou for the answer to my last question, I'll remember that next time I go to Suncoast. Ja ne!

Kane-chan

Dear Kane-chan,

      Ou is my family name and you're very welcome. I'm glad I was able to be of help to you!

Chiriko

Dear Chiriko,

      if you are so smart, tell me how old i am. (hint: i've written to you before and told you about me) good luck!!!

ashley

Dear ashley,

      You're 13.

Chiriko

Dear Tasuki,

      hi there!! where EXACTLY did your fan-thingy (i don't know how to spell tessen) come from? who made it? besides tama, who do ya like to fry the most?

ashley

Dear ashley,

      It was given to me by th' old leader of th' Mt. Reikaku bandits. I dunno who made it. I think Nakago would be my favorite to fry th' most since he really deserves it!

Tasuki

Dear Nuriko,

      what's in a nuriko special? please tell me! this 13 year old is curious!

ashley

Dear ashley,

      Gomen, but you're too young to know!

Nuriko

Dear Hotohori,

      Will you marry me in Tijuana?

Saki-chan

Dear Saki-chan,

      As I'm already married I do not think I will be marrying anybody else in Tijuana or anywhere else for that matter.

Hotohori

Dear Nuriko,

      Hello beautiful one. Could you tell me where to get beautiful clothing like the ones you wear? I love your tastes in wardrobe! I don't know Bondage No Miko, but I as well want to thank you for the help and advice you have given her. My heart goes out to her as well.

Neko

Dear Neko,

      Arigato! I am the son of a tailor, so I make all my clothes. Arigato for your good thoughts for Bondage no Miko.

Nuriko

Dear Chichiri,

      thank you... i'm feeling better now, but i'm still scared. every time i'm around a needle i feel like i'm gonna faint. i almost do, too!! ::sigh:: ::looks away and starts walking away:: ::she turns and looks back:: i'm so sorry for bothering you. i really am.

ashley

Dear ashley,

      You're not a bother, no da. *Gives her a hug.*

Chichiri

Dear Chichiri,

      oh Houjun!! ::she hugs him, tears streaming down her face:: i missed you so much!! a-and ::she steps back:: i'm sorry for what happened.

      i only have a little time i can spend with you. on the request of a friend, i was able to come see you. they gave me the power to grant you one wish. ::she looked up into his face, tears still falling:: please tell me what is it you wish for.

Kouran

Dear Kouran,

      I wish things could go back to the way they were before the flood and that kiss, no da.

Chichiri

Dear Tamahome,

      oi, obake-chan! when are we gonna be married?! come on! tell me! ok! that's all! AISHITERU!

anata no kanojo,

miaka yuuki

Dear miaka yuuki,

      If you were the REAL Miaka, you would know that we're already married.

Tamahome

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      Why is it that Yui was almost eaten by Seriyuu? I am confused whether an animal god will eat his own miko if she makes her wishes, or if she fails to do it. By the way what is the e-mail ad of Yuu Watase?

Sylia Stingray

Dear Sylia Stingray,

      She was weak-willed that is why she was "consumed" by Seiryuu. Miaka has a stronger will and wasn't. Gomen, we don't have Watase-sensei's email address.

Chiriko

Dear Hotohori,

      I just wanna ask if you and the rest of the seishi who died will be reincarnated in Miaka's world. I hope you will not mind answering my question. I also hope you can be my cyber-pal.

Sylia Stingray

Dear Sylia Stingray,

      We really don't know that ourselves. Gomen, we are not able to respond personally to emails.

Hotohori

Dear Tasuki,

      OK!!um..i really wasnt preparin dis days..(i dono wat 2say)!!

      Oh, by da way,ive jst read your response..and i love it!!and 2 tamahome:i said knee bendin hunk,so better b aware nxt. time:

      TASUKI dont worry,im focusin on my studies now..ACTUALLY i jst got 88 on algebra!!pretty good wasnt it?badaway, bout my last letter;i asked u wat is your motto/aphorism uwasnt able 2 answer dow its ok.. im still anxious..soo wats about it?!?

      WAIT suddenly i jst remember somethin..now ive got a thin 2 say.. our jr/sr. prom is on da eve b-4 valentines,and so im lookin 2da shops already 2 look 4 "DA PERFECT DRESS" u know,i want 2 look gorgeous *smiles* dosent everybody?and oh,!our partners will b announce tom. if u could only b my partner,..(no offense 2 tasukis fans:jst dreamin u know!)

      # change topic# speakin of VALENTINES,,um do u have any plans bout it..?i mean got any dates?well if u have !MY! she really is so blessed!actually i love dis occassion, its so divine..but i really get tired wen its gift givin time u know .. naturally der r dos in school who kinda admire u right, and i dono y dey have 2 giv me presents(though im soo thankful )i have difficulty in handlin dem, often times i have 2 b left behind by my friends coz i have 2 arrange den some place else and even now im worryin already!so, got any advice..? i want 2 take da advice of da expert(hahahaha)! dats it!advance HAPPY VALENTINES!!aishtemas from me.. sayonara 4 a while!I LOOOOOVE YOUUU 1NCE MORE!!

hugsandkisses:

ROWIE LYNNE

Dear ROWIE LYNNE,

      Yeah, I got plans fer Valentine's Day! I plan on hidin'! A motto? I dunno... "So much sake, so lil' time..."?

Tasuki

Dear Tamahome,

      where can i find posters of you and the others in Sigapore?where can i find the music cd in singapre?

Lyana

Dear Lyana,

      SIngapore? Gomen, I really don't know of any anime shops there. Have you tried Anime Turnpike? They have commercial listings as well as fan sites.

Tamahome

Dear Nuriko,

      Is Hotohori's wife related to you?

Chitzuren

Dear Chitzuren,

      No, but she looks like she could be, ne?

Nuriko

Dear Chichiri,

      Hiya, no da! *bounces in* How ya doin`? I'm somewhat fine. *glares at one of her oh-so many baka oniisans* Cept my arm hurts like hell thanks to a certain *sarcasictly* oh-so loved brother of mine. He punched in the arm REAL hard, I swear he is related to Nuriko!!, and it has been hurting everytime I move it a certain way! And I am also very fed up with our FF8 game. I'm on the 2nd disc and I can't get this one stupid boss!*calms down* Soooooooooo, umm......what's a Kuja?

Keiko

Dear Keiko,

      I've been told that he's the bad guy in Final Fantasy IX, no da. Gomen you're arm hurts, no da.

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      if my "children" keep bugging you, just tell me, and i'll . . . talk . . .to them. ^^;;; they can sometimes be overwhelming, no da! ^^:

      sakana is good for you! beef has too much fat! you have to watch your cholesterol, tasuki-sama! ^.^

Moon

Dear Moon,

      OK, can ya' jus' give 'em what they want> They want a pony an' somethin' called welfare. So, can ya' char-grill th' sakana?

Tasuki

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      >From the realm of the sisters Cally_Kari_Shokka and Dragongal:

      (CKS) *reading the responses to both her and her sisters' letters..then looks to Dragongal*..Fushigi Ugi?

      (Dragongal) ...Well, sorry for the typo. :P *reads responses* ..I made Tasuki mad at me. ;_;

      (CKS) I'm sure he didn't mean it. Right? *Glares at Tasuki* RIGHT?! ..erm..*looks to other Seishi*..Anyway. You guys actually got most of my riddles right! ^-^ scept the one where you answered reign/rain..It was actually 'falling'. Hey, I didn't make the answers to these riddles..Your answer made more sense, actually..

      (Dragongal) Um..I have another question, for Chiriko: How tall are you? I heard you were four feet tall..That's really short, isn't it? ^.^;

      (CKS) ..And you got upset when you made Tasuki mad. You want to make Chiriko mad, too?

      (Dragongal) ...Sorry. ;_;

      (CKS) Thats better. Anyway, thanks for answering my question, minna! ^_^ *gives out cupcakes and cookies, her multi-MUSH trademark..*

      (Dragongal) Yeah, thanks! ^-^

Cally_Kari_Shokka and Dragongal ^.~

Dear Cally_Kari_Shokka and Dragongal,

      I'm about 5 feet tall. I don't think Tasuki is really mad at you. You know he's a bit grouchy...

Chiriko

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      Heya Red! *grins, then winces* Ow...sheesh, I'm SUCH a klutz...I keep managing to get myself hurt so often! Why, just today, I slammed my hand into a door, and then I accidentally cut my finger with the kleaver *EYOWCH~*, and then I spattered some hot oil on my palm, and NOW I just banged my hip into the door handle!!! (with my height, they come up to my waist only...) Like I said earlier: OW!!! On second thought... *yowls and jumps around room holding differnt body parts and yelling 'ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!'*

      Good to be back, though. *weak grin as I bandage myself* Er...I haven't checked the MB yet...is anyone mad at me? >.<;;; About the stupid stuff I said about the otaku-dom going a bit on the extreme side and stuff?...I never checked...*goes SD* I SWEAR I WAS...ER...HALLUCINATING!! YEAH! That's it!! I was...um...under Nakago's mind control!!! See? -> @_@ It's STILL effecting me a bit!!! Yai!!! *sobers up and whispers conspiratively* So...what DID happen after that anyway? *_* I'm all ears!

      *slaps Tasuki's back HARD* *Tasuki coughs-sputters-chokes* *pirate accent* Well, laddie-bucko, it seems that we'rrre a-bout to pack it up herrre...well, hope ta see ya soon! Ta! *walks off singing old pirate song, brandishing good ol' bottle o sake I stole from Fang-boy when I hit him!*

Kitty-Kat

Dear Kitty-Kat,

      You didn't seem to casue a big stir. I was rather surprised at that. But welcome back and please be more careful. Odaijini!

Chiriko

Dear Chichiri,

      Michelle!! Hihi! high...very high...

Me

Dear Me,

      I guess you are, no da.

Chichiri

Dear Chichiri,

      During the time when Miaka, Hotohori, and Nuriko were away from Konan looking for the rest of the seishi, what did you do in the boring palace to kill time? Being emperor is hard, no da!

Take-chan

Dear Take-chan,

      Kept away from the Ministers of the Right and the Left and stood on my head alot, no da.

Chichiri

Dear Chichiri,

      i had to go and have an allergy test done (they stick 60 needles in your arm with the stuff you could be allergic to) and at only 13 shots, i almost fainted!! it was sooooo scary!! :starts to cry:: i can't believe i wasn't brave enough to make it through the whole test! ::sniff:: i didn't even come close!! because i almost fainted, the doctors didn't want me to go to school today. :'( ::sniff:: now i have to go and get blood drawn so they can test that instead of with the needles!! i'm so scared!!! ::sinff:: i almost faint whenever i have to get a shot or someting like that. it's so scary!!! ::sob::

ashley

Dear ashley,

      *Gives her a hug.* Gomen that is was so hard for you, no da. But if they take your blood, you won't have to put up with 60 needles, no da.

Chichiri

Dear Chichiri,

      :: looks at Chichiri with a puzzled look.:: If you are Houjun, why are you wearing that mask. :touches his face and blushes:: please tell me the truth.

Kouran

Dear Kouran,

      *Removes his mask...* Please don't be frightened. It's me, no da.

Chichiri

Dear Chichiri,

      AH....well....uum...you see.....he just kinda...showed up! And how could I turn him away, he looked so cold outside in that...outfit.....*_*

Kelli

Dear Kelli,

      *Looks at her skeptically... eyebrow twitches...*

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      they are NOT my children! they only call me their mommy because my stupid "motherly instincts" take over when we go to movies! (i was trying to keep them calm and quiet....x_x) and anyway, i don't mistreat them! don't you trust me, tasuki-sama? c'mon! it's me, Moon! *smiles pleadingly* anyway, steak, huh? hmmmm... i don't eat beef or pork anymore... (*sniffsniff* p-chan! ^^; ) sakana to keiniku wa oishii desu! ^^

Moon

P.S. did you guys get a new letters system? the urls are different...

Dear Moon,

      We did! In fact we're on a whole new hostin' service! Sakana, eh? OK I'll have some. Well, they keep writin' to me an' makin' no sense but they say yer bein' mean to 'em, so be nice!

Tasuki

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      How come you guys speak Japanese so fluently (and all the time) in the series when you're supposed to be Chinese?

Mal

Dear Mal,

      How else would we communicate with Miaka, no da?

Chichiri

Dear Nuriko,

      *Doc stirs some food, then glances up* Hey sweetie!! :) *runs up and gives him a hug, then twirls around* This silk wrap is beautiful, it drapes so well. And a glorious shade of purple too.. Ryu-chan are you hungry hon? I made some of your favorite dishes. *leads Ryu-chan to the table* Ryu-chan Daijoubu? Is there something wrong?

Doc-sama

Dear Doc-sama,

      Iie. *Smiles* Chotto isogashii desu yo. Demo kimi wa kirei desu yo!

Nuriko

Dear Tasuki,

      are you sure you don't like Miyuka?

Jeanne

Dear Jeanne,

      Who's Miyuka?

Tasuki

Dear Mitsukake,

      Hah! How'd I know you were gonna say that? ^_^;; Actually, I already did and the doctor dude proscribed(sp?) me some medicine. -_-;;; Tell me something...Is it just me, or do those people always seem to make you take the huge horse pill sized medicine pill thingies??? I mean...it's all ya can do ta choke those @#$% things down!!! *sigh* Life aint fun when you're sick. Bein' sick aint fun. (Yes, I'm going to keep saying that until I'm nice and healthy sturdy not sick again!)I -am- getting a bit better though. I'll probly be well by the end of the week. ^_^ *blink blink* Odaijini??? Whassat???

Kuro

Dear Kuro,

      Odaijini means to please take care of yourself. It is said to someone who is ill. Perhaps the pills aren't that large, it's just that you are that small...

Mitsukake

Dear Chiriko,

      DAA! I love ya, no da! ( not like that, you hentai!) You're so KAWAII! Sooo...do you think there's a Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Universe of the Four Gods? DA! 42! You are too kawaii, no da! JA!

Kageno Tenshi

Dear Kageno Tenshi,

      *Blushes* Arigato! I don't think there is but it's an interesting idea for a fanfic!

Chiriko

Dear Tasuki,

      Hey don't make fun of Kuja!!! Just because he's beautiful doesn't mean he's ugh. He does have a slim body though, that's why some people think he's a girl at first.

Gen-chan no miko

Dear Gen-chan no miko,

      I don't remember makin' fun of him!

Tasuki

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      what anime would you recommend for an anime skeptic? hotaru-chan and i did an anime class for our english class, and, um.... our classmates were not impressed. ^^; we showed some cowboy bebop and evangelion... but i guess it was too deep for them... mouuuuu....

Moon

Dear Moon,

      How about "Mononoke Hime" aka Princess Mononoke? It was the biggest grossing film in Japan for years! It is considered a classic.

Chiriko

Dear Tasuki,

      *thinks* hmmm.....*grins and hugs him* As long as I don't have to stop loving you I'll do it......and I want a hug and a kiss! *blushes* That's not to much is it? ^^;;

Hino Tenshi

PS: I don't have a date for the Sweetheart dance either, but then the girls are suppose to ask the guys ^^;;

Dear Hino Tenshi,

      OK. *Gives her a hug and a kiss on the forehead.* Mebbe ya' could ask one of yer guy friends to go wit' ya' to th' dance.

Tasuki

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      Oh! Oh my god - and I mean SERIYUU! Revelation at hand! I just figured out what it is about Nakago that makes him so great to me! I know why I'm a Nakago fan! *drumroll* Adolf Hitler.

      Before you go into spasms lemme explain and then you can tell me if I sound insane or not, okei?

      Hitler and Nakago draw several parallels. Both suffered traumatic childhoods, they focused their hatred on a select group of people, they were both quite attatched to their mothers, they both manipulated great numbers of people, they were both in wars and they both were bent on world domination (in Nak's case, obtaining deity - same diff)

      Now, because of his powers of manipulation, the fascinating state of his life and his embroilment in a great time in the history of the world - I admire Adolf Hitler. I would never want to be his friend mind you, had I the chance to meet him I wouldn't take it, but he still fancinates me. People who can foster such control over others and instigate such change, good or bad, intruigue me.

      It is a similar case with Nakago. All the aspects of his life, trying to find out what was at the root of his motives and his life etc. is a big puzzle, as fascinating and wildly coloured as Hitler's. He's a great big rubix cube of a mysterious, powerful and (in one way or another)admirable human being.

      The fascination with them as people is what draws me. Neither would get along with me, neither could be my friend, I daresay I'd be terrified if I met either one of them - but they are still people I would like to know about, from a distance.

      So, does that sound totally and completely insane to any of you? I think I'm gonna write this up into a full blown essay eventually...have I got any argument at all or what?

Taiitsu no Miko (writer of long winded letters - gomen!)

Dear Taiitsu no Miko,

      Your admiration for a man that was responsible for over 6 million deaths and unspeakable untold horrors disturbs us child. I rather feel sorry for Nakago to be put in the same catagory as Hitler. However, while it may be an interesting essay, I daresay your teachers may find it disturbing as well and they may begin to question your mental state.

Hotohori

Dear Hotohori,

      How do you sparkle? I mean that's soooo kawai! you're kawai too but ESPECIALLY when you sparkle. I was just wondering how you sparkle. I would really like to know 'cause I wanna sparkle like you do! :-)

Twilight Angel

Dear Twilight Angel,

      *Sparkles* I really don't know. It just seems to be something that some bishounen can do.

Hotohori

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      Well, a friend of mine (Firefury) referred me to you. I wanted to know if there were any stores in the area (LA County SF Valley) that sold the kendo oufits (ie Hino Rei, Himura Kenshin, Aoyama Motoko) Thanks, I appreciate it greatly ^_^;

Rumira Redribbon

Dear Rumira Redribbon,

      Try calling this store they might have what you are looking for: GOLDEN DRAGON 7880 VAN NUYS BLVD VAN NUYS, CA (818)997-8730. If not, try using www.411.com and look for Martial Arts Supplies and Equipment. By the way, you do know that the Kendo outfit you seek can be quite costly? Check this out as an example of cost: http://www.bujindesign.com/. Good luck!

Tamahome

Dear Hotohori,

      have you realized that your hat looks like a toaster? and do you actually like to wear it? you look much better with your hair down.

avacado

Dear avacado,

      You mean my smaller Imperial Crown? I roll my hair inside it and secure it with a long pin.

Hotohori

Dear Tasuki,

      !!!watashi arigato!!! anata zehi tasukeru hatashi. im gonna take your advice,.. i do remember him tellin me dat hed do anythin 2 make me happy!but ill say it 2 him nicely..

      llohe!!(get it ? means hello!) u c how very impt. u r 2 me..coz jst after my rescent letter.. here i am 1nce more.My u certainly have a deep absolutism in me .whats ur secret u knee bendin hunk?!

      ooh by da way, ive jst taken my exams in ALGEBRA..early dis mornin..i almost goofed up!algebra used 2 b my favorite..but i havent really focused on studyin................ its funny ders dis query der if i wasnt mistaken it was a linear equation,x=2;x=?.My mind wasnt really on dat..i was enamor on your profile in my new photocard *still drools over da picture* Neverdaless, i leavedat quest. blank. wat is best 2 do,if i reallt dono da ans. den da rest was easy until i reach trigo! our scores will b announce tom. wish me luck ok?!*crosses her fingers!*

      UM WAIT!!ive made a blurb 4 u!its ryt below..by da way can u give me your own MOTTO/APHORISM?!?

roses r red my LOVE,
violets r blue ooh.. ooh,
but who needs flowers
wen ive got sugar sweet as u(RIGHT?)

      jst a lil sssomethin.. jst smile da while ok?! so.. ill b waitin 4 your reply. coz if u wont..*GIVES HIM A PHLEGMATIC LOOK* ill place u in a cannon, tie your hands in your knees(can u imagine it!?)and shoot u off 2 space...bwahahahaha! jst kiddin! u know i wouldnt do dat 4 an endless million bucks.. maybe 4 a trillion bucks..(joke!no of course;NEVER EVER would i trade u 4 anythin in dis world!! inx.

      pls!! 2 all da fans of tasuki, jst understand him ok?i mean 2 all dose who wants 2 b his BOYFRIEND(who dont, right?)he jst says no: 4 our own good..imagin all those who will b quarellin if tasuki would ever say yes 2 his fans..hes jst bein fair 2all.. so lets jst all b friends OK?!

      im suppose 2 end dis letter wen i 4 got da most impt. reason y i write 2 u! 2say ..I LOOOOOVEE YOUUU!! really.. anata nashi ja ikirare nai.. so shi te, anata no koto shinken nano watashi no kimochi wakate.anata no koto wasure nai.shirihette yokatta.anata ni muchu nano.genki dashite!!sabishi kuna ruwa..!!

love,

ROWIE LYNNE

Dear ROWIE LYNNE,

      Arigato fer th' poem an' alla th' nice thins' ya' said 'bout me! *Looks at Tamahome and says, "She called me a knee bendin' HUNK! NOT a knee bendin' drunk ya baka!"* *Grins* But, ya' gotta stop starin' at my picture an' not studyin'! I don't wanna be th' cause of ya' gettin' bad grades!

Tasuki

Dear Nuriko,

      Just between you and me.... exactly what's in that, "Nuriko Special"?

Take-chan

Dear Take-chan,

      Depends... How old are you?

Nuriko

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      Daaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! I get some time off, a little time to do some writting and drawing, it's all good right... I've got a very minimal amount of writting done, Kattsune practically dared me to write a lemon (not that I have yet though) and the Nightshade prototype (my gundam) looks like a freakin' bug!!!!!

      Keisei: Charrion! Wadda ya think of Nightshade? Isn't she awsome!

      Charrion: *looks up* It's a bug.

      K: It's not a bug! It's a fully armoured high-speed Gundam with a sonic shield weapon, and a Pinalce Laser Tracker! (tm) Charrion: It's a bug. A very well armoured bug, but still a bug.

      K: *pout* Don't worry Nightshade, I think you're beautiful!

      C: It's a bug. A big gundam bug. A bug from every possible angle. Possibly the buggiest lookin' bug I've evr seen.

      K: *sniff*

      C: It's a very pretty......

      K: *ears perk up*

      C: BUG!!!!!!!

      Nightshade doesn't look like a bug, it's just the head that makes it look like a bug. I mean, it's not an Ithorian Ore Hauler, those are made out of the carcases of asteroid wasps, so it can't be that buggy-looking, can it?

      And the flute section of my band it's starting to crash and burn! We're down both Milliardo and Laurel! Gaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!

      And what's even worse is that someone thinks I'm gonna hunt him down!!! My friend Barron went to anime club once, said he'd come back, didn't, and now he thinks I'm gonna hunt him down for an explanation!!!!! I don't want him to be scared of me! I mean, it's an open club, you can come and go as you please, you don''t have to be there if you don't want to (unless you said the week beforehand that you would bring the video. Then I bug you about why you weren't there.)!!!!!!!!!!!

Shrinemaiden Keisei

Dear Shrinemaiden Keisei,

      So, ya' gonna use yer giant bug-thin' to chase 'im down?

Tasuki

Dear Chichiri,

      excuse me, but i'm looking for someone named Ri Houjun. please help me find him. i can only talk for a little while...

Kouran

Dear Kouran,

      That would be me! Don't you recognize me, no da?

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      konichiwa!!!! ano... tasuki no kakoiiii!!^O^

franny chan

Dear franny chan,

      Thanks! I think so! *Fanged grin*

Tasuki

Dear Nuriko,

      Hey, its me again! you say I should go to the cops, I have told them that he abused me. they went to him and he said that he didn't do it so it is my word against his, and he is 7 years older than me so they decided to belive him instead of me. when he frist thretend to kill me he said that if I went back to the cops and told them that it was just a cry for attion he wouldn't kill me or my family, so I cant go back to them and tell them what is going on or he will kill me, so yeah...

Bondage no Miko

Dear Bondage no Miko,

      Then you have to make the police or another adult believe you and go to the police on your behalf. Check out this site as a starter: http://www.ncadv.org/gettinghelp/help.htm. Try going through them.

Nuriko

Dear Tasuki,

      How interesting, your bandits get 'help' from the imperial palace for doing 'jobs'? H, did those mt. Kaou bandits ever stop invading you territory? Just curious.

      Oh, and could you tell Nuriko-san not to worry about Bondage no Miko too much because the rest of her friends and I are *not* letting this slide and are working very hard on convincing her to talk to the police again? Thank you!

Kaosu

Dear Kaosu,

      They did finally after we kicked their @$$es! I'll let Nuriko know. We're all kinda worried 'bout her. Mebbe her parents can put in th' complaint fer her.

Tasuki

Dear Tasuki,

      hihi tasuki-samaaaaaaaaa~! genki desu ka? chokore-to aisu kuriimu ga suki desu ka? ^^; i hate writing romaji for katakana. ^^; um, so have a nice day, and ummm.... what's your favorite food?

Moon

Dear Moon,

      Chocolate ice cream is ok. BUt. my favorite food is... (no NOT sake! Sake ain't a food!) a char-broiled steak! By the way, are ya' th' moon-mommy that Neko-chan an' someone else keep complainin' 'bout? If so, please treat 'em better!

Tasuki

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      in the episode where miaka and yui first unite, how do tamahome and chichiri enter seriyu's temple if there is a barrier?

avacado

Dear avacado,

      Tamahome broke through the barrier out of sheer will because of his love for Miaka, no da. I was able to enter behind him, no da

SEISHI

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      You said you haven't played FF9, right? So you're not too sure what Kelli was talking about with that Kuja on her couch.... Well, let me explain it to you in a nutshell: Kuja is pretty much the main bad guy in FF9. He's got long silver hair (think Yue from Card Captor Sakura). Quite a lot of fangirls think he's beautiful, but I say he's a downright sicko; HE DOESN'T EVEN WEAR PANTS! It's a fr*cking jockstrap with a bedsheet on the back! So there, now you know who Kuja is...I hope...

Tonberry

Dear Tonberry,

      Kelli-chan! You have THAT on YOUR couch, no da??? >.<

SEISHI

Dear Chiriko,

      No, Chiriko.... Here's the meaning of life.... Thnak you, Brigitte....

      Well, it's nothing special. Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations....

      (Uh, the rest of it, however, is pretty perverted and really disturbing. Tell me if you still want to know it...)

Tonberry

Dear Tonberry,

      Ano... that's ok. I don't think I nbeed the perverted parts. But I like 42 as an answer better. By the way, have you ever read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"? Just curious...

Chiriko

Dear Tasuki,

      I don't know a guy that well in my classes, and they are jerks. You know when i frist hered about Hino-chan I thought we would never be friends, but the cool thing is that we are realy good friends. Yeah Sorry about that one letter I had a little too much candy. You lknow whoi I portect? it is Tokaki from the Byakko 7! hehe well say hi to every one over there. see ya. Ja

Hibarrano Tenshi

Dear Hibarrano Tenshi,

      Sorry that all th' guys in yer class are so lame. Mebe ya' can go wit' a buncha yer friends. I'll tell everyone ya' said hi!

Tasuki

Dear Nuriko,

      Halllllloooooooooooooo Nuriko! I have a question: 1. Do you like Miaka?

      I really luv you, I love writing stories about u and me, I collect pictures of you, you are so cute, I like your chest! I don't have anything against Miaka okay? I really think you are cul and funny. ANSWER MY QUESTION! OR ELSE!

Ryuuen No Miko

Dear Ryuuen No Miko,

      Of course I like Miaka! She's not only Suzaku no Miko she's also a dear friend.

Nuriko

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      KONNICHIWA!!!!!!!!!i miss u guys.i write again 2 u bcause i'm very very happy 2day,guess what i'm in TOP 1 in my class is dat a very goodnews.my mom will b very happy.bcause of dat i'll treat u guys an icecream is dat wonderful.*start going 2 da icecream parlor......den finally arrive der* well do u enjoy ur icecream, bcause i do i realized eating icecream w/ u guys is very entertaining, next time can we do dis again?pls.okay bye *den kissing all of u inda cheek*Arigato Gozaimasu!!!!!

Hitomi-chan

Dear Hitomi-chan,

      Omedeto gozaimasu on being in the top 1% of your class! Arigato for the ice cream!

Chiriko

Dear Tasuki,

      Since you're trying to convience me to get in the habbit of drinking and swearing I'll get you in the habbit of loving the ladies! 'cause in my world you love the girls!

      Now, let's start off with a nice, sweet date. How about Miaka? We just won't tell Tama about it. Or how about Nuriko? Nobody would know that he's a "he"!

Alternate Universe Tasuki

Dear Alternate Universe Tasuki,

      Are ya' sure ya' ain't drunk? Either that you're outta yer mind to think I date either Miaka or Nuriko!

Tasuki

Dear Chiriko,

      Excuse me. I'm the "Alternate Universe Chiriko" which means I'm not smart at all. Please explain what you mean by "42" when describing the meaning of life. Thanks

Alternate Universe Chiriko (the stupid one...)

Dear Alternate Universe Chiriko,

      Gomen, the only way to explain that is for you to read the 5 books of the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy". And yes, I know there should only be three books in a trilogy...

Chiriko

Dear Tamahome,

      I'm so sorry for all the horrible things I've done to you and Miaka. So as payment.... :::hands Tamahome a large whip::: Do you mind whipping me please. Thank you

Alternate Universe Nakago

Dear Alternate Universe Nakago,

      *Doesn'ttake the whip.* No thank you. You would enjoy too much.

Tamahome

Dear Tasuki,

      *walks in looking mad* Tasuki It finally happened! Someone slandered my site. I know it's not all that good, but what they said really hurt ;-; They told me it sux and I should take it off the web *cries* And THEY thought Tenchi Muyo was the name of an anime character. If they didn't like my site they could have just told me what to do to make it better ;-; Why are people so mean? I worked really hard on it too!! I even asked poeple not to hurt my feeling...*sniffles*

Hino Tenshi

Dear Hino Tenshi,

      Well, Tenchi Muyo IS th' name of an anime character! "Tenchi" means "heaven an' earth" an' "muyou" means "useless" But that's no reason fer them to go trashin' yer site! Besides, "tenshi" means "angel". What can I say? Mean people suck! *Gives her a hug.*

Tasuki

Dear Nuriko,

      Hi Nuriko n.n I just wanted to point out that in a previous response, you confused the Byakko no Miko and the Genbu no Miko no da. The Byakko no Miko, Suzuno, was the one that returned to her world and lived to be an old woman no da.

      Now, as a response to the person who asked the question, Genbu did not kill the Genbu no Miko, Takiko. Her father killed her after she returned to her world. Genbu was consuming her, for her will was not strong enough, however no da. Hope that helps no da!

      Saaa... I'm getting terribly sick, you know no da. I haven't had a full day's rest with all these rehearsals, and standing out in the cold during bomb threats 4 times a week isn't good for my health in any way no da.

      *poke* Question: Do you hate Ashitare for what he did to you, even though you might know now that he didn't have a choice?

      Stay tuned, I'm making a music video of ya no da n.n

Shadra D

Dear Shadra D,

      Ariagto! Gomen I got them mixed up! ^^;;; I don't know if I hate him but I am certainly NOT fond of him. I hope you feel better soon!

Nuriko

Dear Tasuki,

      Alrighty, but what do I get in return, hmmm? I mean that is a pretty big job there....I'd have to keep all my fellow club memebers of the DTFC away from you, ne? ^^;; And all the other crazed fangirls....O.o;; Da! You better give me something good! ^^;;;

Hino Tenshi

Dear Hino Tenshi,

      Hmmm... I dunno! Whaddya want? Within reason that is.

Tasuki

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      *Smirks* Yep, the cat rates higher than Obake-chan, higher than all of you actually ^-^; But don't worry, even though No. 4 likes the cat best No. 3 likes you the most! Luke-kun just really seems to like animals. Loves helping out with any pets I bring home with me, too. My kitty, all those hampsters (Stupid things, really. Kept running away to under my bed), the orphened robin, the tadpole I got from that kid... Well, you get the picture.

      Ahem, excuse the little ramble above, please. 'Neways, I was wondering, do your bandits just stay on the mountain and wait for your 'prey' to come along or do you go to other places? I mean, if you just sat there all the time the pickings might get a bit slim at times so do you prey on nearby (or farther away) towns or just stay within your territory?

Kaosu

Dear Kaosu,

      They have a territory that they stay in. And they get "help" from the Imperial Palace in exchange for doing small "jobs".

Hotohori

Dear Tamahome,

      I was just wondering if there are ever any un easy or weird moments between you and Yui after everything that happened in the past between you guys.

Jamie

Dear Jamie,

      Not really as the next time we met, I didn't have all of my memories.

Tamahome

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      Is is silly to cry over the passing away of someone you don't even know?

Someone

Dear Someone,

      No it ain't.

Tasuki

Dear Tasuki,

      Yep! You were lots of help, Tasuki. It was so nice just to be able to tell someone to get advice from and not have it go all over! I've been really working hard to do what you said to and I'm feeling better already. Well, minus the big final exams this week, but hey, I can deal with those!

Kaigara

Dear Kaigara,

      Glad to hear it! I'm happy I was able to help ya'!

Tasuki

Dear Chichiri,

      *looks at the couch* Oro.....I've got a Kuja on my couch...*spirally eyes*

Kelli

Dear Kelli,

      Ano, who or what is a Kuja, no da?

Chichiri

Dear Hotohori,

      I don't think you're starving. Your stress levels are draining your energy reserves fast, so you'll have to up your food intake to compensate for it. *Doc grins at Hotohori wolfing down the food* Now this is normal ;)

Doc-sama

Dear Doc-sama,

      *Smiles and sparkles around a mouthful of food.*

Hotohori

Dear Mitsukake,

      n.n Oh, I don't know no da... Just some previous responses no da. aahhhh, it's getting down to the deadline for getting our act (to say) together for the musical 'Oliver!' no da. We just put on our costumes today, and were finally able to get the scene changes done in time no da. Our first show is on Suiyoubi, and we have one every night until Doyoubi no da @_@;;

      oh well. Today we had our second bomb threat no da. I'm expecting another tomorrow no da @_@;;. Such is the way of these things no da. I guess I'll have to stand outside in the cold for another hour and half no da. saaaa....

      Well then. ^_^ Oh yes, the vet said that you should refrain from feeding Tama-neko fish all the time no da. He needs some darker meat, and if possible, some kind of grain for filler no da. Perhaps mixing bits of fish and chicken with rice would be good no da. He's getting a bit tubby o.o;;

Ja mata ^_^

Shadra D

Dear Shadra D,

      He is? Arigato for the advice and good luck with your play.

Mitsukake

Dear Tasuki,

      Hey I got back from singing. I went to voice lessons and he said I did the best yes. I am so happy. *jumps for joy and runs and huge him* hehe I will sing for you.*sings a Sting song "A thousand years" and dances around went the mood of the song* hehe sorry I just love singing I hope I can become a singer. I miss you so much I don't know why I just do. I think you have a great voice. *looks sad* I don't have date to the Sweet heart dance. *starts to cry* oh sorry ya know I get carried awya with stuff sorry *turns to a sd with bunny ears and bunny tail* hehe Look I am Usagi! *turns back and blushes* Sorry I guess you are right I do act like a kid for my age. I just like having fun. well I got to go I think I am scarying you too much ja. *runs up and gives him and kiss on the check* I don't know why I did that I just wantewd to do that. You know my friend Koganno or something our inside joke nick name for me is "bunny bom bom bun" hehe Ja Ne *flys away in Sd*

Hibarrano Tenshi

Dear Hibarrano Tenshi,

      Sorry ya' don't have a date yet. Why don't ya' ask somebody from yer class? I'm glad yer singing is goin' well fer ya'.

Tasuki

Dear Tasuki,

      I'm baaaack! *was grounded for a week because of her poor grades on her midterm*

      *smacks him hard with the tessen and snarls* I AM NOT ANOTHER FRIGGIN MIAKA! WOULDN'T YOU BE HUNGRY TOO IF YOU HAD BEEN STARVED FOR FOUR DAYS WITH NOTHING TO EAT BUT BREAD CRUMBS?! *grumbles and eats her rice with a guilt cloud hanging over her* Now I feel bad for even going to you to say "Domo arigato"...geesh. Like ya always say, "I hate bein guilted by ANYONE!" *sighs* But arigato anyways for savin yer lil Miko. *sets her bowl down and hugs him and kisses his cheek* Hey Tasuki...you're not mad because I kissed Hotohori's cheek, are yeh? Oh, by the way, made ya somethin while I was grounded (I had to do SOMETHING besides study and draw with all that free time...)*hands him a red silk kimono with a black sash to go with it, the kimono trimmed with gold making it look pretty, but in a manly way* I hope you like it, it took me forever to do! ^^ Oh, by the way, the novel I wrote? It's still not up. I'm gonna put it up tonite, okey day? Okey day! ^^ *smiles and kisses his cheek one more time and slips some money into his pocket and pats it* Buy somethin nice with it. I earned it by helping my mom at the store. What a pain, no da! Wellllll, I better be goin! *flashes peace sign and winks* Be good, okey day? Itte irrashai! ^^ *smiles and runs off....only to fall on her face and go "SPLAT" again.* .....itai, no da....-.-;;

Alecia-chan

Dear Alecia-chan,

      Ariagto! *Sees her fall.* 'Che! That musta hurt!

Tasuki

Dear Tamahome,

      Mai: *scrambling to catch up with him* Ara, you didn't have to carry our bags. But arigato. I am tired . . .

      Li'an: Pa'liu and okaa-san are gonna stay in Shun'u's room. I guess that leaves you and me, Mai-chan. *wrestles a bag away from Tamahome with a grin* Arigato, you're sweet, but I can carry my own. Mai's the one that's laiden down -- what with that stomach of hers.

      Mai: I'm okay. Just tired.

      Li'an: You're gonna lie down for a while. No buts. *to Tamahome* So, I imagine Shun'u's told quite a few stories about us, eh? What's he told you? *laughs* Nothing good, I'll bet.

Li'an and Mai

Dear Li'an and Mai,

      *Smiles and sweatdrops* I can certainly say you aren't as frightening as he made you out to be. You all seem to be very nice to me!

Tamahome

Dear Chiriko,

      What is the meaning of life?

Alternate Universe Chiriko

Dear Alternate Universe Chiriko,

      42

Chiriko

Dear Nuriko,

      Hi~! I was wondering, do you still like Hotohori-chan? and do you think he looks better with or without that cute little hat? Also, I can't get the back of my hard-drive off to install a Yamaha CD burner, could you pull it off for me? (super strength!) Arigatou!

Shi-Neko of Mt Reikaku

Dear Shi-Neko,

      He is my friend. I think he looks better with his hair down. You really don't want me tearing your computer in half, do you?

Nuriko

Dear Chichiri,

      *practically floating in, dancing around* *singsong voice* I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! Nooooooooooo more exaaaaaaaaaaaaams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps up and kisses Chichiri* I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Shrinemaiden Keisei

Dear Shrinemaiden Keisei,

      Congratulations, no da!

Chichiri

Dear Tasuki,

      hi~! Okay, correct me if I'm wrong, but is it true that when you first met Kouji-baka that he beat you up? (right you ran away?) But was your best friend ever since? Also, I was watching the first video again and I noticed that one of the bandits in the city that got punched in the stomach by Tama was the exact same one that got punched in the stomach by Talisman-Tama(you know, the wolves...) in the episode when you got your Tessen back from Eikan, so, do some of the bandits go into the cities near the foot of Mt Reikaku?

Shi-Neko of Mt Reikaku

PS In the first OAV, when Tamahome kills off Kouji and the remaining bandits, did he do it for real, of just in the dream?

PPS I think your sisters are really mean...

Dear Shi-Neko,

      Yeah, he did. But I got him back! *Grins* That OAV was jus' a dream. I think my sisters are mean, too!

Tasuki

Dear Nuriko,

      My friend Dimitri wrote to you a week ago about me. And she got her facts wrong. I'd like to straighten things out. She told you the Mike is stalking me but I don't think you understanf the severity of it. He's not just stalking me, he's trying to kill me. He has held a gun to me head and the only reason he didn't shoot me was that another person came walking along the path towards us. He has tried to run me down with his car many times and now he's started raping me again. I just wanted to straighten the facts.

Bondage no Miko

Dear Bondage no Miko,

      Then you and your parents need to report this to the police and press charges against him!

Nuriko

Dear Chichiri,

      Hi~! Chichiri-san, what do you think of Tamahome and Miaka's relationship(I spelled that OK, right? -no spelling tutors on Mt Reikaku...)? I mean, in the series they're like 'I love you!' 'I don't feel anything like that about you!' "oh! I'm so depressed!' ... 'Tamahome, you broke my arm, I think I'll go drown myself.' ...to name only a few, I know I should ask Tamahome this, but I want to know _your_ opinion! Arigatou!

Shi-Neko of Mt Reikaku

Dear Shi-Neko,

      I think they were just young and confused, no da.

Chichiri

Dear Chichiri,

      hihi chichiri! ano... gakkou wa taikutsu no da! wait, i've said that before...

hotaru-chan

Dear hotaru-chan,

      Yes, you have, no da.

Chichiri

Dear Chichiri,

      *A girl in a yellow bandana who has been reading way too much Ranma 1/2 manga bounces over to Chichiri* Hello, Chichiri! I just had an idea. Do you think I should have an SD section in the otaku-book I'm making, or should I leave the SDs in the series sections they're from. Maybe I should have a SD page in each series section....

      I'm trying to convince Nuriko to cosplay as Ranma. It would be perfect, don't you think? ^_^ Now if only I could decide whether to get him to cosplay as girl-type or boy-type Ranma...anyway, I'm going home to work on the scrapbook.

      *Mari grabs her wooden umbrella and heads off....in the completely opposite direction as home...*

Komadori Mari

Dear Komadori Mari,

      A seperate SD section is a good idea, no da. Ano, isn't home that way, no da?

Chichiri

Dear Hotohori,

      Hi~! ..um...could you wear you little hat more often??? My frieends say you look better with your hair down but I like it batter with the hat...hee hee hee....and tell Boushin he needs a softer head......*poor Tasuki-chan!*

Shi-Neko of Mt. Reikaku

Dear Shi-Neko,

      *Smiles* Arigato. I shall try to wear my hair down more often.

Hotohori

Dear Nuriko,

      Annoying older brother? Well, if you follow the train of thought that this girl is Relena Peacecraft, then that would be utterly impossible. Of course, if we were following the Peacecraft train of thought, the brother would have incredibly cool hair, but he would be four years older than me. But then, all this speculation is completely pointless because I know she doesn't have an older brother. It's a good thing, though, because if I wanted to go out with him, I would have to put up with the annoyance. *laughs* Date the guy, hate the sister. Don't quite think that would work.

      Snow day today, thank the four gods... I didn't wanna have to go to school early for swing choir practice. Heaven knows I miss enough practices as is! Don't get me wrong, I don't ditch Saturday practice for no reason, I just have a very busy calendar. And most of it ends up on Saturdays. And I don't like the choir director. Of course, I'm no quitter, and I like the uniform. I'm just gonna have to deal with it, ne?

      Random thought...have you ever considered cosplaying as Ranma Saotome? *laughs* I remember in the manga once somebody called him the King of the Crossdressers! Of course, it was a random Drama Club student who had no clue why it wasn't crossdressing...^_^ Anywho, you should consider it if anime chars ever go to conventions undercover as other chars...

      Laters! *grabs her big wooden umbrella and heads off...in the completely opposite direction as home*

Komadori Mari

Dear Komadori Mari,

      That's an interesting idea! I may consider it...

Nuriko

Dear Tasuki,

      *blushes and coughs* Yeah....it IS that real world guy.... ^^;;; (BTW, go bug Kelli about her 'thing' with the real world guy's best friend *grin*)

Iridal

Dear Iridal,

      Honto ni? Heh-heh-heh... Oi! Kelli-chan! I wanna word wit' ya' 'bout yer new boyfriend... *Fanged Grin*

Tasuki

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      Hi Guys, I don't know if you all like poetry, but I found this in a book on zen and it reminds me of you. I hope everyone who reads it likes it as much as I do.

"In the winter
the seven stars
walk in the crystal forest"

      It's a haiku, written by a japanese guy named Nakagawa, I'll check his first name so I can give him full credit.

      Have a very beautiful day.

Annie-chan

Dear Annie-chan,

      Arigato! That was quite lovely, no da.

Chichiri

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      So, you guys beat Ultima Weapon? That's great! However, there's one guy even nastier than Ultima Weapon. His name is Omega Weapon. You don't have to, but if you can find and then kill HIM, I'll be really impressed. Good luck!

Tonberry

Dear Tonberry,

      Thanks! Nah, we're jus' gonna go fer Ultimacia. Ya' really don't get nothin' fer Omega Weapon.

Tasuki

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

      Hi everyone, especially my Goddess Nuriko, I looked up the word "Seishi" on a webpage that translates Japanese to English. I found the following translations:

seishi: heir; successor

seishi: control; check; restraint; inhibition

seishi: full name; family name

seishi: senior envoy; chief delegate

seishi: authentic history

seishi: looking straight ahead; viewing sincerely

seishi: life and death

seishi: sperm

seishi: stillness; repose; standing still

      Which "definition" do each of you personally choose to discribe yourself?

Neko

Dear Neko,

      Tamahome: seishi: full name; family name

      Hotohori: seishi: heir; successor

      Chichiri: seishi: control; check; restraint; inhibition

      Tasuki: seishi: looking straight ahead; viewing sincerely

      Chiriko: seishi: authentic history

      Mitsukake: seishi: life and death

      Nuriko: seishi: stillness; repose; standing still

Suzaku Seishi

Dear Nuriko,

      HI, WUZ UP? I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS, THERE MOSTLY FOR ALL THE SUZAKU SENSHIS BUT I LIKE YOU THE BEST SO I'M GONA ASK YOU OKAY: (BEAR WITH ME THIS MAY TAKE TIME)

      1) DO YOU GET A LOT OF MAIL??? (TO ALL OF YOU)

      2) HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO READ AND ANSWER ALL OF THE QUESTIONS?? (TO EVERYONE)

      3) DO YOU LIKE YOUR SELF BETTER WITH YOUR BRAID AS A GUY, WITH OUT YOUR BRAID AS A GUY? OR AS KOURIN?

      4) IF TAMAHOME IS SO "POOR" WHY DOES HE IS WEARING A DIFFERENT OUTFIT EVERY OTHER EP. EVEN AFTER HE LEFT YUI?

      5) DOES ANY OF THE OTHER SENSHIS (BESIDE NURIKO, HOTOHORI) EVER CHANGE THERE CLOTH?

      6) WHATS YOUR FAVE. PART IN THE SERIES??(TO EVERYONE)

      7) HOW COME MOST OF THE MAIN FEMALE CHAR ARE ANNOYING AND SLUTTY?

      8) IF TASUKI DOESN'T LIKE WOMEN HOW COME HE FELL IN LOVE WITH MIAKA?

      9) WHEN MIAKA IS IN THE BOOK WORLD DOES SHE EVER HAVE "HER TIME OF THE MONTH" AND IF SO WHAT WOULD SHE DO?

      10) DO YOU REALLY THINK NAKAGO IS A BAD PERSON BECAUSE HE DOES HAVE A SAD PAST?

      11) I DON'T GET HOW YOU WENT FROM BEING A TOTAL B#&%H (HOW YOU TREATED MIAKA IN THE EP 3) TO BEING A TOTAL SWEET HEART TOWARD MIAKA?

      12) AFTER GENBU WAS SUMMONED AND HE KILLED GENBU NO MIKO DID SHE GO BACK TO THE OTHER WORLD?

      13) WHY IS FUSHIGI YUUGI SO CONFUSING AND SO GOOD AT THE SAME TIME??

      14) WHY AM I ASKING A MADE BELIVE CHARACTER WHO IS A CHARACTER IN A OLD CHINESE BOOK??

      15) IS THE WHOLE BOOK FOR REAL?

      16) WHAT YEAR DOES FUSHIGI YUUGI TAKE PLACE IN??

      17) WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE?

      18) DO YOU REALLY LOVE MIAKA?

      19) DO YOU REALLY LOVE HOTOHORI?

      20) WHAT IS IT LIKE TO DIE?

      21) HOW DID MIAKA GET THAT ILLNESS WHEN SHE WAS IN MISS. SHOKA'S(HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT) TOWN? IS NOT LIKE SHE WAS NEAR A SICK PERSON.

      22) HOW COME GENBU IS A MESSED UP TURTEL WITH A SNAKE IN IT?

      23) HOW COME YU WATASE IS SUCH A GOOD DRAWER??

      24) HOW COME MIAKA IS ALSMOST NAKED EVERY OTHER EP.?

      25) AND HOW COME TAMAHOME ALWAYS SEEMES TO WALK IN JUST WHEN MIAKA IS UNDRESSED?

      26) WHY DOES AMIBOSHI FALL IN LOVE WITH MIAKA? SHOULDN'T HE FALL IN LOVE WITH SEIYUU NO MIKO?

      27) WHY DON'T SEIYUU JUST KILL MIAKA ALREADY INSTEAD OF TRYING TO RAPE HER? I MEAN THEY GET LIKE 100 CHANCES TO KILL HER?

      28) WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE FIRST?

      29) WHY DID'T SEIYUU JUST SUMMON SEIYUU ALREADY THEY SEEM TO HAVE ALL THE SENSHI READY?

      30) I FORGOT DID SUBOSHI KILL TOMO OR DID NAKAGO??

      31) CAN'T SUBOSHI GET A CLUE THAT YUI DOESN'T LIKE HIM?

      32) ARE YOU DYING OF OVER DOSE OF QUESTIONS YET? WELL ONE MORE AND I'LL BE OUT OF YOU WAY.

      33) SINCE WHEN DO THEY HAVE COMPUTERS AND E-MAIL IN ANCIENT CHINA.

      WELL, THATS ALL FOR NOW. I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET TO BORED. 33 QUESTIONS FOR THE 33 EP.S YOU ARE IN. I KOWN YOU WEREN'T IN THE FIRST TWO BUT I'M COUNTING THEM ANYWAY. CHAO, I LOVE YOU NURIKO. YOUR THE BEST EVER!!!!!! I REALLY HATE ASHITARE FOR KILLING YOU. THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAD.

HEIKA-CHAN ^_~.

Dear HEIKA-CHAN,

      My, my you DO like to ask a lot of questions, don't you? And by the way, you needen't yell at us. We're not deaf, you know. Anyway here are all your answers:

      1) YES!

      2) Several hours a day.

      3) Without my braid as a guy.

      4) He got some clothes from Hotohori.

      5) I don't think so...

      6) The very end.

      7) They are? I never noticed.

      8) Tasuki: I DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

      9) Her what??? How would WE know THAT?

      10) Yes. He could have overcome his past and been a stronger person for it.

      11) I was always sweet! Just deep down inside...

      12) Genbu never killed Genbu no Miko she survived and went back to her own world and died many years later as an old woman.

      13) All good stories are that way.

      14) I don't know. Why are you asking a fictional character questions? *Smiles*

      15) No

      16) I believe it is in the late or mid 1990's for Miaka.

      17)Fan service?

      18) As a dear friend.

      19) As a dear friend.

      20) It's not much fun.

      21) It was a plauge and she must have been susceptible to it.

      22) Gods can take whatever form they wish.

      23) Because she is very talented and worked very hard.

      24) I don't know. Fan service?

      25) He's just lucky...

      26) He had better taste than that.

      27) It would have upset Yui.

      28) It was in the script.

      29) They did. Are you sure you've watched this all the through?

      30) Suboshi killed Tomo.

      31) Nope! He's clueless.

      32) YES!!!!!!!!

      33) They don't.

Nuriko

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