Letters Archive Week Ending March 03, 2006

Letters Archive
Week Ending March 03, 2006

Dear Hotohori,

*grumbles and sits* no good for nothing...

Haku: Yuri-chan..?

*looks at him like "What?"*

Haku: heh, just think, at least she won't be home tonight.. *smiles a little*

*nods* Yeah I know... was nice yesterday, she wasn't home until after 8 so that was nice...

Haku: Oh! How's that painting comming in art?

Alright I guess... though I spent 40 minutes on just the background to get that perfect icy effect!! But so far I think it looks pretty good... Hey Hotohori! When I get it all done and here at home I'll get a pic of it and put it on me new webpage! Cause I've got a bunch of Avatar stuff I've done that I want to get up there! ^_^

Haku *has the look of "HAH! I cheered her up!"*

But still... ICH BIN SEHR MUDE!!! AHHHHHH

Haku *well there goes that look and he sighs, hitting his hand against his forehead* Then go to bed earlier!

I WANT TO!! ARGH!! Oh just forget it! I'm eating somethign!! *gets up and storms off into the kitchen*

Haku: WEll... I tried to cheer her up...

Haku

Dear Haku,

Sounds like she still has sister problems. What happened this time? Or is this a continuation of last time?

Hotohori


Dear Hotohori,

Yeah, wonder what a game with you guy's in it would be like... hrm... not fighting hopefully cause i'm lousy at those. I think an adventure/RPG or something along the lines would fit well. As for the PSP, lucky! I want one now, I just found out not to long ago you can download manga onto it.

FireGoddess

Dear FireGoddess,

Chichiri no Aijin seems to be VERY happy with her PSP. I think it would be an adventure game based on the anime.

Hotohori


Dear Tasuki,

Yep, exaclty like a tessen going off in my mouth XDD well said. I'll never do that again, i'm surprised my mouth wasnt so badly burned afterwards. I did drink a few glasses of milk before it started to cool down.

FireGoddess

Dear FireGoddess,

Glad yer ok now. Jus' be more careful next time.

Tasuki


Dear Hotohori,

Aw, whatta got t' loose?!

Bara

Dear Bara,

*Raises an eyebrow.* My dignity for one...

Hotohori


Dear Nuriko,

YOu are no fun Nuri-chan. But will ya lemme dance on yer birthday next friday? (the 10th is almost here!)

Bara

Dear Bara,

*Considers it...* Of course. Arigato for your generous gift. *Smiles*

Nuriko


Dear Chichiri,

Aw, yer breakin' all the lil bishoujou's hearts no da!

Kinhou: Suiren-san, we've been over this. I am an actress after all playing a character from your imagination.

It ain't fair! Cuz when ya have yer 17th birthday ya regain yer memories as Kouran and it's all just one big happy-kissy-love fest!

Kinhou: And I'll stand by my brother and call you a crazy over dramatic lunatic.

Why did I create such a monster?! (oh yeah, YOU inspired me to Chichiri)

Chouyui: Suiren-san, you might want to calm down before you continue.

Hai Chouyui-san! Okay, during the hardtimes we all know Reikaku-zan and it's inhabitants are fighting to stay alive. By the next year, the triplets are 2, Shun'u JR is 3, Murin 6, and Suiren's had yet another, a boy named Doukun, after Chiriko. (All the sons are named after someone, I think it's cute ^^) Kyouen who has a weak immunity system gets sick a lot, Shun'u and Ryuuen fight a lot, Kyuuen stays so upbeat it's sad, and Murin gets into a habit of trying to fight the bandits. She's such a lil rascal! And she's got freckles. EE!! So precious. The Fang Girl is by far my most favorite character.

Murin: Can ya blame me though? I'm intelligent, agile, a know how to throw a punch, and as gorgeous as any flower in bloom. But ain't n' push over fer no man an' that's final! 'Cept my papa cuz he's just about as cool as me.

Like I said, she's totally my most favorite character EVER!!

Anyways, back to the story. Each kid is under fed (hard times, yes...) and even Suiren's master culinary powers can't save them. (NO!!) Suiren's received word from her father that Kutou isn't doing any better so she's really worried about the future. So she packs up the kids, Chouyui and Beika, and takes off for her home village. Home village: Kien = the center of her mystical plant bending skills, so why not go there?

It's amazing that Kien hasn't completely fallen apart, so it's time to work the plant magic here with the Jutsu of the Ka-zoku. But while Suiren's reserrecting some plant life is goes haywire and starts taking over her entire body. Next thing ya know she's out of it, her body and ki infused with the forest itself.

Lemme explain. Ka-zoku, the flower tribe. Over the years their ki developed a certain wave similar to that of plants. Ka-zoku use plants to live and vise versa, so when the plant life in Kien is dying, what do the plants do to survive? Take a Ka-zoku's ki to feed off of!

Chouyui: oh, I'll never forget the look on Murin-chan's face when she saw what happened...

Well, the good thing is she doesn't die, just put into a como like state fer three frickin' years! No chance at all to raise my 6 children, leaving all the responsibility with an old woman and Chouyui, while Tasuki's up at Reikaku-zan strugglin' t' keep the gang afloat. Good thing she's was out for three years, no girl could of handled all that stress.

Okay, now in the capital Kinhou's family (elder bro and elder sis) are taking care of her, Hikou, and Chichiri. (They run an antique shop btw) And because I'm so into the miracle of life, Kinhou ends up getting pregnant and having a daughter, she named her Kouran because she got sick and tired of Chichiri messin' up and calling her "Kouran" instead. Hikou isn't thrilled with a new lil sister, he's still shy but he's developing a creepy side to him.

Now - Tasuki's forgotten that he has a wife and a zillion kids, Chichiri's off traveling looking to find work where ever, Suiren's in a coma keeping the forest alive with her tribe's ancient blood, Kinhou's big brother and sister look after her and the two kids, Beika and Chouyui are watching after Tasuki's kids, Kouji worries about Miiren and Rouen's well being, and everything just seems to be going to h*ll. Then Mayo appears and Konan is saved. But things never seem to go quite as planned.

THEN

After Chichiri returns the reincarnated warriors to their homes, he goes back to the capital. Kinhou, Kouran, and Hikou are doing just fine, but something's up with Kinhou. She recently turned 17 and ever since her birthday she's suffered from nightmares, headaches, and other pains. So what's up with her? You'll "see."

I bet you're wondering what Tasuki did? Well he went back to Reikaku=zan, completing forgetting about his family. Kouji, with a whap to the head, gives him a quick reminder and sends him back down the mountain to find them.

The kids are fine, each has been kept properly fed, though they are a bit scrawny. Murin at 9, confronts her father as soon as he appears and baring her fangs tell him she wants to train to be a great warrior like him. Tasuki's got nothing better to do so he says yes, but he thinks she'll never last. So anyway he counts the kids, says "When the h*ll did I have six?" and then asks where Suiren is. Beika tells him she's dead, because for one, she's been out cold for 3 years and two, she's had no pulse for a while. Tasuki doesn't believe it so he's shown the body.

It's one of those quiet moments. Suiren's limbs are infused into two tree trunks and roots and her head is down. He checks her pulse and sure enough there isn't one, yet she looks like she hasn't aged or rotted. Kinda like she's sleeping. When he tries to break her away from the trees, he can't so he gets p*ssed off and teary eyed. More silence then he just looks at her for a while. Then after just sitting there a while, the vines unwrap themselves from around her body and she limps down, touching the ground and gasping for breath. YAY! She's alive!

It's one of those sweet scenes where it ain't that lovey dovey but ya can see how crazy these two are about each other. So Yay! everyone is okay, and good news for Kouji! Miiren comes back with lil Rouen. Rouen is the spitting image of him, his eyebrows ain't as wild, but still, he got the hair.

Okay, that's all volume 5. It's LONG. Volume 6, a bit shorter, but fun.

But now, to comment on yer last letter. Hypothetical here; Now if you and Kouran had married did you really expect not to have children?

Bara: We can't have bishounen go to waste around here! Their genetics are just to valuable to be ignored. And so I, Bara Shouri, will take you on a brief note of how the lil tykes turned out.

Ri Hikou - Medium bone structure. Long bluish hair with deep mahogany eyes. Gentle face, prominent nose, regal looking, but has an eerie stare in his expression.

Kou Murin - Medium bone structure. Blazing red hair with shimmering blue eyes. Serious yet kind complexion. Has freckles and fangs.

Kou Shun'u JR - Medium bone structure. Same blazing red hair, but with more golden eyes. A tougher face like his father's, but lacks prominent fangs.

Kou Ryuuen - Small bone structure. Golden blonde hair, with eyes mixed between blue and hazel. A feminine complexion, noticable soft eye shape and smaller nose size. Has slight fang like incisors.

Kou Kyuuen - Small bone structure. A blonde headed girl with some reddish highlights. Eyes are golden, almost hawk like. Face is serious, yet gentle. Slightly more sharpened fangs.

Kou Kyouen - Small bone structure. More willowly figure than her sisters. Golden hair with light beady blue eyes. Innocent, yet ill looking face.

Kou Doukun - Medium bone structure. Red hair, though not as intense as Tasuki's. Bluish eyes, tinted slightly with green; slighy bug-eyed and very curious looking. Still rather small for his age.

Ri Kouran - Small bone structure. Lavenderish hair, with bangs that stick up. Deep brown eyes. A cheerful looking complexion, rosy cheeks and a cute smile.

Bara: Thank you! Hope to hear from you soon!

Suiren and Bara

Dear Suiren and Bara,

I'm sure that if Kouran had lived and we had married we would have had children, no da. But I still doubt that at 33 I would find a 15 year old chid attractive enough to marry. It's just wrong, no da.

Chichiri


Dear Tasuki,

Sure, ya can hit him if ya want. I'm gonna go to bed now and dream about MY PLUSHIE!! WEEE!!!

Bara: See?! Only you ever make her this happy! What's yer secret?!

Suiren and Bara

Dear Suiren and Bara,

I will, next time he's all hentai. I guess it's jus' my good looks and lack of bein' a pervert. *Grins*

Tasuki


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

Hallo. How're you doing? ^_^;;

This is likely to be the first break that I'll get until this term ends in mid-March (cause I've gotta do ANOTHER research paper, and then take finals and do a jury for my voice lesson), so I've decided to write you.

Gods, college is exhausting.

I just finished a research paper for one of my classes, but I still have to give a presentation in that class, finish up journal entries, and take a final. And that's just ONE CLASS. I've got a paper in another class as well as a final, and reading logs and a final in Japanese.

Will one of you kill me now? *twitch*

Oh well. As a sort of reward to myself for completing this term successfully (sort of... it's not over yet) I got a new piercing. So now I have a little silver ring that goes through my tragus (the little nub of skin that covers the ear canal). HOLY CR*P it hurt. And one of my advisors, upon seeing it, said that I should use alcohol to clean it. @_@

Guh. I'm sorry that this letter probably doesn't make much sense. I'm spazzing out... ^^;

Later.

Ayame

Dear Ayame,

*Gives her a hug.* I'm sure you will do well in all your classes. Ganbatte kudasai! *Smiles at her.*

Chiriko


Dear Mitsukake,

O_O; I met you at the doctor's office today... was royally freaked out that you were my doctor.

Had surgery early this morning, and Dad was sweet enough to drop by my dorm room and see how I was. Loaned me this laptop so's I could play around since I won't be getting out of bed for the next few days. Shoulder surgery sucks! But the doc was cool!

I asked him if he'd ever heard of FY and he said that his daughter watched it and he knew that him and you look alike. Dr. Morzune, what a guy! Well it was great chatting at you, but my meds are statring to kick in. Night.

A medicated Mia

Dear Mia,

*Smiles* If he looks like me I hope that he is also an excellent physician. Odaijini!

Mitsukake


Dear Tasuki,

OMG!!! TASUKI-SAMA!! AT LAST!! I FINALLY GOT A TASUKI PLUSHIE OFF EBAY!!! (for a whopping 68 bucks, I'm now not only broke, I'm in debt to Yuri-chan s Okaa-san by $14.33) I'm so happy! But also a bit upset because now I have no money to buy any new manga, birthdays gifts for friends (guess I hafta just bake cookies fer 'em and paint pics like I did fer Yuri), and any other stuff off ebay that I just have to have.

Hopefully my plushie will be here by my birthday or by my party the following week during spring break. Either way; I NOW HAVE A PHYSICAL 3D TASUKI OBJECT TO ENSHRINE AND LOVE TO DEATH!!! I don't care about my monthly visitor anymore, this has made my entire month! Good things always happen to me during March, hmm, I wonder why?

Well anyways, once I actually have it in my posession, I'm gonna never let it go! I also have this "bad habbit" about cutting tags offa everything, like I had some rare beanie bags and i cut the TY tags off, ruining them, but my whole family agrees that toys and dolls should be played with, loved, and NOT to just have 'em sit in a display case! I'll love anime forever, I'm SURE of it and I'll keep that thing till the day I die! I'll cremate it with me and take it to heaven (or h*ll) with me!

Mom said it's just a waste of money, but she just doesn't understand us fangirls and how crazy we can get. Anyways, I'm bound to be in a good mood for the remainder of my life, so warn the others. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SNUGGLE YOUR PLUSHIE CLOSE TO MY HEART!!

Bara: ... I WANNA BE MADE A PLUSHIE!!! *cries*

Surien *HAPPY!!!!!!!!*

Dear Surien,

Congratulations! An' ya' paid under $100 fer it, too! Good fer ya'! *Grins*

Tasuki


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

Hi guys do you have any other favorite colors?

rachel

Dear rachel,

Besides the ones we listed? No, not really.

Suzaku Seishi


Dear Hotohori,

How old are you right now? I'm 17 years old.

Rachel

Dear Rachel,

I am 18.

Hotohori


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

That's awesome... I'd love to run into a real-life Tasuki. *shouts to Tasuki* Tasuki yer my hero!!! *glomps him*. I want to collect real-life Suzaku seishi... Actually, I'll get right on that... :D *Pulls Tasuki away from the group slowly*... :D

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

No, no, no. Ya' gotta find our real life counterparts in yer world!

Tasuki


Dear Tamahome,

Hmm... I don't know... I hate it when people call me by my real name. Bugs the heck out of me. I hate it... no... LOATH it with a strong passion. It sounds, so professional and totally not like me... *eye twitch* I want to change my name legally when I can, from stupid 'Isabelle' to something cool. Any suggestions?

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

You have a nice name. You were named after a famous Spanish queen. Did you know that? I don't really have any suggestions, gomen.

Tamahome


Dear Chichiri,

*evil grin*... yes he is... I'll make him... :D... jk Tasuki! *hugs both of them*

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

I don't think he'll like that, no da.

Chichiri


Dear Tasuki,

Oh I figure he should go have fun while he can. It's his character-type to act like this anyway.

Bara: Lookie! I can wiggle my pecs! *wigges pecs*

Suiren

Dear Suiren,

*Looks disturbed...* OK, NOW can I deck 'im?

Tasuki


Dear Nuriko,

Even if a put in a long haired wig and lowered my eyes a lil?

Bara

Dear Bara,

Ano... no.

Nuriko


Dear Hotohori,

C'mon kotei heika!!

Bara

Dear Bara,

Ano... thank you, but no.

Hotohori


Dear Tasuki,

All we've got here's a PS2 and an N64... Would you want to try Yuri's Zelda game? We can only play the Orciana of TIme though... We don't have an expanssion pack fer the other one... grr.. Otherwise we could race in Mario kart! I've been practicing and I ALMOST beat Yuri the other day... but I didn't... -_-

Adam

Dear Adam,

That sounds good. I've heard it's a fun game. So what's this thin'? *Starts playing around with the N64 controller...*

Tasuki


Dear Tasuki,

O_O; Ya complained? I wouldda been flattered! ~resists the urge to fangurl~

Ya aught not be so d*mn modest, it's nice ta see ya gettin' attention 'specially after Miaka ignorin' ya when ya fell in love wit' 'er! Yer a good lookin' guy, too bad ya didn't end up wit' th' girl... that makes me sad fer ya.

~bounds off to Mt. Reikaku and cuddles Kouji~ This here's my guy! He's so kawaii!

Chat ya later!

V.M. and a flailing Kouji

Dear V.M. and a flailing Kouji,

I wasn't ever in love wit' Miaka! That was jus' an evil spell!

Tasuki


Dear Tasuki,

Mou, Tasuki! How can you say that? Of course I'm your Miko, granted that I'm from a different reality than the usual... ~pouts~ Tasuki doesn't love me anymore!

~bawls~

Miaka-chan

Dear Miaka-chan,

No yer not! My Miko only wants Tamahome to love 'er!

Tasuki


Dear Hotohori,

Yeah so am I... but right now I am SOOO tired... okay yes I DID just crawl outa bed but still... my back is killing me! (should 16 year olds have back problems?!) I was sitting in History yesterday just kinda tappin' my foot while we were taking notes and I had this killer pain in my lover back... I hate it... Then I thought I broke my finger last night on the computer desk down stairs!! I mean I didn't, but my finger is swelled (Actually all 5 of 'em are on my right hand) and to top that off, it was all caused by none other than my evil little sister who needs to GO JUMP IN A REALLY DEEP HOLE!! ARGH!!!

Haku: Yuri calm down!!

NO!!!!

Haku: You're only going to get light headed...

I don't care!! THAT'S nothing new either!!! Happens EVER DAY IN BAND SO I THINK I'M USED TO IT!! *grumbles*

Haku *sighs a little and looks at her..*

Yuri und Haku

Dear Yuri und Haku,

He's right you should calm down so you do not make yourself sick. I'm sorry you injured your hand, I hope you get well soon. *Gives her a hug.*

Hotohori


Dear Hotohori,

I'm just wondering if you've seen the anime called Bleach before? It's such a sweet anime!! I've seen only a couple of episodes in japanese, but thank god for SubTitles, and i've also read a bit of the manga too. And now I also hear there going to release a game for the DS system. Yep, i've been sucked into the fan vortex of another awesome anime!(Interesting metephor) speaking of games, it would be great if Fushigi Yugi was a game, probably a dating sims game or something, ah well... I can dream right?^^;

FireGoddess

Dear FireGoddess,

We have seen the anime and we like it a lot. Chichiri no Aijin also has both of the Bleach PSP games. It would have been nice if they had done a video game for us as well.

Hotohori


Dear Tasuki,

OMG, I just did the dumbest thing ever. I had a bowl of Picante Beef Ramen, didnt know it would be hot and I put Japanese Hot Sauce in it for a little kick, and man... what a BAAAAD idea XDD. *becomes a ball of fire* My toung is still tingling, and that was like 15 minutes ago XDD. New meaning to my users name.

FireGoddess

Dear FireGoddess,

Like havin' a tessen go off in yer mouth, ne? Mitsukake said to try drinkin' some milk or eatin' a piece of bread next time it happens. It'll help a lot.

Tasuki


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

Been wonderin' where I c'n get th' Bus Ride clips at. Found one (the second one) earlier but can't seem t' find th' rest! Any ideas?

~bats eyes prettily and gives a fanged smirk~

Tasuki's Twin

Dear Tasuki's Twin,

We don't know have you checked Google for Fushigi Yuugi Omake?

Suzaku Seishi


Dear Hotohori,

Heika! ~hugs~ I have a present for you... ~flashes mirror at him~ See? What do you give a guy who has everything? Why another reason to love himself, that's what!

Sorry I was only playing, I meant no offence. ~bows deeply~

~pinches Boushinn's cheek~ He's quite a looker! ~leers at Houki~ This one is too!

~fanged grin~

Tasuki's Twin

Dear Tasuki's Twin,

Arigato. None taken. Boushin and Houki are both quite beautiful aren't they? They almost outshine me. *Smiles*

Hotohori


Dear Chichiri,

SO YOU WERE TEASING ME YA NO GOOD SON OF A B*TCH?! (And NO you may not strike Tasuki-sama.)

Chouyui *restrains her* Oh dear... please Suiren-san, enough is enough. Calm down... and explain about the children ^^ It's always so nice to hear about them. Little Hikou is so precious and that pugnacious little red head of yours is absolutely destined to make something of themself.

So true. I should continue. Okay then!

Well the baby is a little girl! (Tasuki: Figures *rolls eyes*) And Tasuki actually is the one to assign the name, it's "Murin". The kanji I use are "dream" and "jewel" because Murin kinda became the child that haunted his dreams. At first it sounded like a bit of a cruel name for her, but later it gains a sweeter meaning.

Anyways its just the sweetest thing whn Suiren's barely awake (cuz she's been in labor for nearly 10 hours!) and newborn baby is wailing at the top of her lungs. So that's definite it's Tasuki's kid, only she's A lot louder. So then Tasuki.s yelling above the crying, Suiren can barely hear him, so finally Tasuki yells "URUSAI!!" right into the infants face... and it's suddenly quiet.

8 months after Murin's birth, Suiren insists on bonding Murin with her father, so she leaves her with him for day. Tasuki curses the idea of "bonding" but yet takes care of his daughter anyway. He complains, yet he obeys.

Quote Time!

"Tasuki: Okay... So... It's just a lil idiot. Can't walk or talk yet. Hmm... *pinches her nose* Oi Aka-chan, I got yer nose.
Murin *slaps her nose to check then cries at hitting herself too hard*
Tasuki: Uh... Murin... God, why do I think it's cute when she's stupid?"

But Murin proves to be anything but stupid. She walks at 10 months (runs at 13 months), talks at a year, and just provin' she's clearly got her mother's brains. Hikou on the other hand... walks at 18 months, talks at three years. Chichiri wonders why he's a bit slow, and then goes to Taiitsukun to research the magic used to create his son, so Suiren baby-sits the kids. The research really didn't turn up anything. Hikou's just a very timid boy and so it's left at that.

Okay, so by the time Murin's 3, Suiren's had another baby, Shun'u JR (name upon Tasuki's request) and remember Miiren and Kouji? Well they got busy and a few months after Shun'u JR was born, Rouen was born. (Meaning; Graceful Wolf). Then Miiren takes off home to Sairou with Rouen because her mother's sick, so Kouji gets all lonely without his woman and son around. But then Murin is all like "Ji-san... I still love you." and it's just one of those precious moments. AWWW!!! KAWAII!!

A year after Shun'u JR, the bunnies have had another kid, or should I say triplets? Again, this story is about drama!! Let me describe Tasuki's reaction to this.

"WHA?!!" *jaw drop and thrown into shock*

So now we've got 3 more thrown into the works. The first kid, is a healthy boy. Next is a girl, quiet yet alive. Then the last is also a girl, but she's not breathing. Suiren's thrown into a panic and it's Chichiri to the rescue with Mitsukake's holy water.

Tasuki pretty much is in charge of naming the kids, so again, the son is named after someone. Ryuuen after Nuriko. The quiet girl was named Kyuuen (Meaning; Beautiful Cry), because it was a relief when they finally got her crying. Tasuki only named those two because both he and Suiren agreed Chichiri should name the child he saved. So he chose Kyouen (Meaning; Mirror Beauty) because she was a reflection of her beautiful mother.

*BREAK*

Ya know, I liked Chichiri back then. He was like a caring big brother, but now you have twisted my feelings for the gentle monk! BUT YOU'LL GET YOUR OWN TRAGEDY!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

*RESUME*

Then Konan starts falling on hard times. Chichiri goes to the capital because he feels that he's imposed on Tasuki and Suiren long enough. So he gets a small job in the palace, using his name Chichiri to secure an income for himself and Hikou. Hikou has developed quite rapidly, and he can even demonstrate his own natural gift; levitation. Only a few inches off the ground if he really tries, but there's a sorcerer in him and it's waiting to break free. So Chichiri starts training him, thinking it'll be good for him.

While in the capital Chichiri meets a 14 year old blind girl named Kinhou and Chichiri's almost positive it's Kouran's reincarnate. Unfortunately she has no memory of a past life, but her elder siblings provide him with clues that make him wonder even more. Then out of the blue she just starts acting a little to much like Kouran and that voice in my head (bara) was just screaming "Go after her Chichiri!" So after Kinhou's 15th birthday they get married.

Bara: Old man got hot teenage wife! WHOO!!

Chichiri was 33, and that's not that old! And Kinhou is very mature for her age. She's more like a woman in her late twenties. And Chichiri just ended up being totoally convinved she's Kouran.

Bara: Oh but poor Hikou doesn't really know what to think about her. He never had a mother so he's no sure what to call Kinhou besides "Onee-chan." She's no more than 10 years older than him so she's more of a big sister to him than a mother figure. And then poor Kinhou feels like a failure as a step-mom! Oh! Such drama!

Suiren

Dear Suiren,

Hmmm... besides the babies being out of character for Tasuki and me, I really don't think I would ever marry a 15 yr. old girl no matter who I thought she was, no da. However, this is your tale so you can certainly do as you wish.

Chichiri


Dear Hotohori,

The ladies + Nuriko are just screaming for this! Put on yer tight leather pants and join the fun! Too sexy for my cat, poor pussy cat... *and I dance, dance, dance, and I dance, dance, dance*

Bara

Dear Bara,

*Watches Bara and sweatdrops*

Hotohori


Dear Nuriko,

Oh really?

Bara

Dear Bara,

Really. Gomen, but you remind me more of Tasuki.

Nuriko


Dear Tasuki,

Oh come now! I am delicous eye candy for boys and girls of all ages, het, homo, bi, and tri. My services are free, provided I can hook up with a partner of my choice. *looks at Suiren*

Suiren *sweatdrop*

Bara

Dear Bara,

*Looks at Suiren.* He's yer creation. So, are ya' gonna smack 'im? Or am I?

Tasuki


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

Minna! You'll never believe what I saw!!! It was like an FY re-enactment... but... without the actors knowing it!!

Ok, so I at my dad's restaurant just eating some random chinse food, and from around the corner come these two girls and a boy.. They was like... maybe no older than 10, ne? Anyways... The boy goes into the bathroom, the two girls wait outside fer him. I'm thinking, 'Ah, good times being a kid with no goals...^^'. And I'm like '... wait... those kids... look familiar... ... ... ... ...MIAKA, YUI, AND TAMAHOME!!!'.

Cause the boy had somewhat short ruffled up hair... one of the girls had two pigtails on the side of her head and was brown headed... and the other girl was blonde, dirty blonde, like Yui, and was like really short, styled just like Yui!!

And I'm like...'HOLY CR*P!! IT'S LIKE... MINI REAL-LIFE VERSIONS FOR MIAKA, YUI, AND TAMAHOME!!! THAT'S FREAKING AMAZING!!' Like seriously, they was exactly like them, the hung out together, the two girls together, the 'Miaka' would ditch the 'Yui' when the 'Tamahome' came out... It was really cool!... But I'm pretty sure that those kids had never seen/heard/read FY before... but it was still really cool... You should have been there to see it... Freakin' amazing! ^^ That made my day (btw, this was like last week, but I finially remembered to tell you guys! ^^')

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

That is pretty cool! Chichiri no Aijin had a similar experience running (literally) into a Tasuki in her karate class several years ago. All she could do after running headfirst into his chest was stare up at him with her jaw on the floor. Once she got over the shock she found out his name was Kengo and not Tasuki. Now she wants to "collect" live seishis. *They all sweatdrop.*

Suzaku Seishi


Dear Tamahome,

Does it bother you when I call you Sou Kishiku? :D ^^

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

No. Why should it?

Tamahome


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

Sweet. Oi Chichiri, Tasuki's gonna be our little slave!! MUAHAHAHAHA ^^

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

Is he, no da?

Chichiri


Dear Tasuki,

Tasuki, I sprained my ankle, and now I have to use these awful crutches to get to my classes, which are all the way on the other side of campus. Will you carry me to my classes? Please...

Samantha

Dear Samantha,

Mebbe, if I lived in yer world. But don't ya' think ya'd look funny bein' carried around?

Tasuki


Dear Tasuki,

*kinda quiet* Uh.. okay...

Adam

Dear Adam,

Well, CnA's gotta thin' called a PS2 an' another called a PSP but she won't let me near 'em. Somthin' 'bout me havin' a temper an' flamin' her PC a while back. 'Che! She sure can hold a grudge! Anyway, what kinda video game thin' d'ya have? Can I try it?

Tasuki


Dear Hotohori,

hahhah funny thing about that. Like 5 minutes before we were gonna leave fer school my dad called, apparently my sister is getting a new door so that's what they wewre arguing about. But other than that yeah, my day was good, though i got REALLY dizzy in band today! AHH! But then otherwise it's just been a boring day...

Haku: Speak for yourself. I got so much homework I don't even know where to start! *writing a lot of things down*

Then maybe you should go up to my room and sit down at the desk... THEN work on it...

Haku: I hate sitting up there...

Now you know why I don't -_- oh well, I don't have any homework so I"m not gonna worry about it... no wait.. yeah I do... I have to look up Stuff on Italy during WWI.... oh well! I can do that!

Yuri und Haku

Dear Yuri und Haku,

I'm glad that's all it was. Good luck with your homework!

Hotohori


Dear Tasuki,

~lowers eyes, blush staining her cheeks~ Um... are ya aware of th' speedo pic? I was just lookin' through th' pics and when I found it I d*mn near bled t' death! ~mops blood outta her keyboard~ Nose stings and my d*mn eyes won't fit back in my skull! It should be illegal for someone t' be that damn georgous... well guess what Tasuki... Ya gotta 'nother fangurl outta that pic.

~returns to pic and dies of copious blood loss via nasal cavity~

V.M.

Dear V.M.,

*Sweatdrops* Yeah, Chichiri no Aijin liked 'er artwork so put it in. Didn't seem to matter to 'er how much I complained...

Tasuki


Dear Tasuki,

By the way, what's with saying that you guys spend a lot of time keeping me out of trouble? I haven't done a "Miaka Attack" in awhile now!

~pets Tasuki~ You are just too cute! ~fangurls him~

Miaka-chan

Dear Miaka-chan,

*Frowns* Go play wit' yer Tamahome.

Tasuki


Dear Chichiri,

My Imuto-chan came up with a cute little jingle for you... she's a little kid so don't laugh...well ya can't help but laugh seein' as how it's funny.

Anyway here goes...

(to the tune of "Farmer in the Dell")

Konichi wa, no da! Konichi wa, no da! Koooonichi wa, Konichi wa, no da!

So it's short, so is my Imuto-chan! She's seven and she thinks you are the best. She calls you her "Squirrel-chan" since you are 'squirrel-ish' when you superdeform.

~Imuto-chan glomps Chichiri~ Squirrel-chan!

~V.M. sweatdrops~ Sorry 'bout that Chichiri-sama, she's really excitable.

V.M.

Dear V.M.,

*Goes SD and hugs her imouto.* She's very kawaii, no da. Arigato!

Chichiri


Dear Tasuki,

Can I pet you? You look so sweet and loveable that I just want to fangurl you! Love the fangs, the attitude, and the tender heart.

LOVE!

Miaka-chan

Dear Miaka-chan,

Are ya' my Miko? That don't sound like my Miko.

Tasuki


Dear Hotohori,

It was really good... I was actually gonna finish what was left of it for breakfest but I forgot... Heh oh well. And Jess is like, gone after school Monday-Thursday cause she's helping out with lighting for the school play so I get more time away from her (YAY) Other than that the soup was excellent... though on my LAST spounfull I chop down on a bone... well at least it wasn't a bee bee. *glances back at the stairs* Heheheh, Adam's up.

Haku *yawns and goes into the kitchen to get some breakfest*

*giggles* He's so weird in the morning... Though before I got up I heard my parents arguing over something and my dad raised his voice a bit... he rarely ever does that here so I'm kinda worried... but my mom said something like "Well if it wasn't for hunting it would have been done!"

So I'm not sure if it's something about my sister or I but I'm kinda worried. Then my dad told her that was enough and they didn't say anything to each other before they left... Though they both talked to me.. just not each other...

Haku *pulls up a chair and has a seat next to her and is eating breakfest*

Morning to you too...

Haku *looks at her, leans over, kisses her cheek and goes back to eating*

*bright red*

Yuri und Haku

Dear Yuri und Haku,

*Smiles* That was very sweet. Ano... the kiss, not the arguement. Unless they continue hostilities, I wouldn't worry about it.

Hotohori


Dear Tasuki,

*shakes head at last comment* No! I'll avoid trying to drive her crazy aniki! But what you first said I could do...

Adam

Dear Adam,

*Grins* Cool! Sounds good to me! Besides, I think Chichiri's teasin' 'er enough fer both of us.

Tasuki


Dear Chichiri,

Chichiri, I'm sorry but I can't stand it any longer!! HOW CAN YOU NOT GET IT?! She's given you great clues and still you can not figure it out!!! Huh?! How can you not get what she's trying to tell you?!

Yuri

Dear Yuri,

*Smiles* I'm having more fun teasing her than actually trying to guess, no da.

Chichiri


Dear Nuriko,

Aw, poor Nuri-chan. Want ol' Bara-kun to show off his pecs fer ya? I'm the muy caliente rosa special!

Suiren: Yer only embarassing yerself and coming on as a gay stripper.

*not listening as the shirt comes off and he's standin' in his tight leather pants* I shall entertain the world with my rock hard figure and my sweet disposition!

Suiren: I'm marking you as "lost cause" and walking away from this... *walks away, he's your problem now*

I'll go get Hotohori-sama for you Nuri-chan! We'd be the greatest duo in the exotic male dancer world! HEHEHE!!

Bara

Dear Bara,

*Sweatdrops* Arigato but you're just not Hotohori. And he will NEVER do anything like that!

Nuriko


Dear Chichiri,

Suiren: I'M SO GONNA HURT YOU!!! *grabs a blunt object*

NO!! *grabs Suiren* Okay, okay! He's denser than the forest, but have mercy Suiren-san!

Suiren: I'm in NO mood for mercy! I'm in pain too! And after that comment Danica-chan made today... ARGH!! (I told her how I had a bad stomach ache and how I hadn't had by period for 40 days and she's like "Ah, Gretchen, tsk tsk." Good thing I finally DID get my period today. *Whew*)

So are you going to CALMLY tell him what happens now?

Suiren: Yes. *grins and looks at Chichiri* Tasuki doesn't get pregnant, YOU do.

Well there you go, it's out of the bag.

Suiren: Quite an interesting turn of affairs, but no one but Chichiri knows this until the kid is born.

Yes, I remember that day. In the middle of the night, the screaming... you certainly handled it well.

Suiren: I like lil babies. ^^

I know. And that's why I'm telling him that before the other characters find out about Chichiri's child, you're revealed to also be pregnant.

Suiren: My CHARACTER is. And yes, she is. Ah and it's just so dramatic! And argh, I'm getting tired already. I'm just gonna past the letter I wrote a month ago before intermission, because I THOUGHT he would of figured it out by then.

Okay, here's what I wrote a while ago for when I finally reveal Part 2.

"And now Vol. 4 kicks off. Opening scene, Suiren's ditched her honeymoon for playin' nurse to Chichiri. He's pretty much okay, basically just tired and sometimes looses his lunch. Okay so Suiren's reading through her mother's notes of how to make medicinal herbal teas. Anyways, there's a bit of dialogue then Miiren (Miiren to remind you is a friend of Aidou, and a Kouji fangirl) bursts into the infirmary and kinda drags Suiren aside for a 'concern' she has. Naturally, Chichiri's curiosity is peaked, so he keeps asking what's up. Suiren of course, will keep a secret if it has damaging effects on people, IE; not telling Tasuki she was a girl. So not Suiren's acting funny.

Chichiri figures out what's wrong with Suiren after a few more days of just watching her. Then eventually the problem makes itself easier to detect, it couldn't be kept a secret since Chichiri can sense life forces and he sensed a small new life coming from Suiren. MUWAHAHA!! I just couldn't resist the idea of blessing Tasuki with a kid, his reaction was priceless and it'd make for the DRAMA. Plus I just like writing scenes with Tasuki and Suiren yelling at each other.

Well I'm sure you can picture that argument once Tasuki found out. He attacks by blaming her, she defends herself by blaming him. So they're screaming at the top of their lungs, she's crying, he's in a fury, both are REALLY upset. They end up splitting up for a lil while until Tasuki gets chewed out by Kouji, Miiren, Chichiri, Beika, Aidou, his parents, the dog, okay, there's no dog but you get the point.

THEN!!

In the middle of the night on a winter day, January 23, (though ya can't really tell it's winter since it's Konan) when just about the entire mountain is woken up by Chichiri screaming. Suiren rushes outta her room, five months pregnant, but still as agile as ever. Tasuki follows after, being concerned about Chichiri, and Kouji and Miiren tag along too, the burst into his room and find Chichiri kneeling on the floor next to his bed panting and sweating like crazy no da! He looks like he's gone through h*ll, but he's all smiley and his cheerful self again. Oh, and he's clutching a newborn to his chest. Everyone freaks out, but not Suiren who just goes .aw..

Allow me to explain. With the help of Taiitsukun, though Chichiri had to do some major bargaining, Chichiri had a son without having to get a girl pregnant. His argument as to why, was because he didn't wanna marry anyone else, but he didn't want to be alone for the rest of his life. Though he could of adopted, he wanted a flesh and blood son. That's why I said it was confusing, explaining this gets lengthy. Basically the womb was a crystal ball that had to stay by Chichiri 24-7, so it could grow and stuff. Then 9 months later, he'd experience double the pain any woman would have giving birth because essentially a chunk of his life force was torn out of him and given to the kid. It's confusing, I know, but in the beginning it was a lot more complicated. I'm surprised I can get Yuri-chan to understand.

Version for dummies.

Magic ball + Chichiri's genetics + Taiitsukun's creation magic = Baby.

And now it's Quote time!

"

Tasuki: So you and Taiitsukun... got it on?

Chichiri: NO, BAKA!

"

The lil boy is named Hikou, after Chichiri's best friend. He's so kawaii. Hikou triggers a series of problems however. For one, he's not "all there", since the magic aint' fool proof there's a slight mental dissorder for the poor guy, but nothing too serious... as of yet. Next, when Hikou first saw Tasuki he burst into tears. The whole scary face deal. Tasuki is just about fed up with kids thinking he's scary. He also recalls how he shook Boushin-sama up and down while Hotohori possessed him.

And now more drama. Suiren's doesn.t want the baby, she's happy with Tasuki, though she's still got that promise to her Obaa-san to save her tribe so here's the rock and there's the hard place (and I love babies too! Aka-chan kawaii! ^^). But since she doesn't wanna bother fighting Tasuki on it, she suggests sending it out for adoption, but Tasuki says he wouldn't be that mean to his kid or to Suiren. Aw. Touching moment.

Then all the sudden it's spring, Suiren's now 18, Tasuki's getting ready to be 20, Hikou's 4 months old and established his personality, timid and clingy. Chichiri carries him on his back till he's over 2 years old! But this is part of the drama! Remember, Part 2 is all about the drama! So then, April 11, Beika bursts into the leader's room and is all frantic because Suiren's having her baby. Tasuki is all, okay, big deal girls have kids every day. Chichiri is there to swat him and then goes with Beika and Chouyui to help Suiren since Tasuki's being a jerk again. Then he's sent on a guilt trip and he wallows in it till sunset, when the kid is finally born."

Oh and what a happy day that was. The child was as precious as Suiren-san!

Suiren: Don't go givin' more away. Sheesh. Anyways, we'll continue with that next time. Right now... I NEED TO PUNISH YOUR DENSENESS!! *hard uppercut to the chin*

O_O Suiren-san...

Suiren: He had it coming, and all things considered, I was very patient with him.

Oh dear...

Chouyui and Suiren

Dear Chouyui and Suiren,

*Ducks the punch* Interesting premise, no da. So, can I deck Tasuki for asking if I had lain with Taiitsu-kun, no da?

Chichiri


Dear Hotohori,

*starts up the "I'm too Sexy" song.* This is for Nuriko!

Come your highness! *tears off own shirt* Let's make 'em squeal! Yer dead so what have ya t' loose?! *starts dancing*

Bara

Dear Bara,

*Sweatdrops*

Hotohori


Dear Tasuki,

Arigatou! Oh yeah, Bara wanted to sing you something too, but he's too busy posing for pics I need t' draw of him for my new amv. It's "I'm to Sexy" and boy he's ready for this!

Bara: I'm too sexy for myself! *gasp* Is that possible?!

Suiren

Dear Suiren,

Yer welcome. *Looks at Bara* That's nice, try singin' that to Nuriko. I ain't into it.

Tasuki


Dear Mitsukake,

I see my therapist the 28th! (Tomorrow as of right now) ^^ Okay! I'll get that taken care of. *looks down at stomach* Acursed body!! I still d@mn you and your ways to h*ll!

Suiren

Dear Suiren,

Good. Perhaps if you accepted your body and self your pain might be lessened. You are kind of stiuck with this for a rarher long time.

Mitsukake


Dear Tasuki,

*stares for a moment* ... I LOVE YOU!!! *cling*

Faye

Dear Faye,

Please mean like a brother. Ya' promised ya' wouldn't go all crazy fan girl on me.

Tasuki


Dear Tamahome,

Sou Kishuku, have you made any big okane yet?

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

Not yet.

Tamahome


Dear Nuriko,

Nuriko! I never realised how long my hair is... Maybe it doesn't seem that long because it's so many random layers... Do you think I should just chop it all off? I want a change of hair style. Tyeing it up differently all the time, only gets SO different, ne? I just asked my bf if I should, he said I shouldn't... I don't really want to cause I've been trying to grow my hair out long like yers fer awhile now, but I swear it like... stopped growing! ^^' Any advise on what I should do? (p.s. my hair's about... down to the middle of my shoulder blades, longest it's ever been, but it's not one layer... ^^' which sucks, cause it's seem ALOT longer if it was...)

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

I wouldn't chop ot all off, but I would talk to your stylist about perhaps layering it/cutting it differently.

Nuriko


Dear Chichiri,

Yay!! Can Tasuki come? He can use his harisen to cook the fish for us!!

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

Of course, no da.

Chichiri


Dear Mitsukake,

Hahhahahah, nice one. Only thing wrong with that...

Kiba=att. span of 2 secs...

Tasuki=att. span of .2 secs! HAHAHAHAHAH

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

Mean, but there is some truth to it.

Mitsukake


Dear Tasuki,

Oh no worries. So, what do ya wanna do? Wanna come fishing with me and Chichiri? ^^

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

Sure, why not?

Tasuki


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

For the most part pretty bored, but I have more good news! I won an award in an art show, its the silver key award so its second place but my drawing was in a museum for a week, I have to draw some new ones of you guys and send them in... XD

Kirra

Dear Kirra,

Congratulations! We're very proud of you! We look forward to seeing your artwork.

Suzaku Seishi


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

OMG! I'm really, really... really bored right now and I think I put too much sugar in my hot coco so I'm feeling really hyper and psychotic at the moment (hopefully it wears off by morning, hehe, right Yuri and Suiren? HAHAHAHA lol). MY GOD! Just like Gretchen Wilson's song goes "I'm all jacked up!" except in this case it's on sugar and adrenaline instead of boose... hehe.

*Runs around wildly laughing like an idot!* *Pokes everyone* BOTHER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA No one can stop me! *runs to Suiren's and pokes her* BOTHER BOTHER!!!* Runs to Yuri's and pokes her* BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!!! *Steals Yuri and Surien and brings them home with me!* *Happy Dance* *They sneek away* *Tests brothers reaction time... hehe*

Ok. I think my crazy moment is over... now! HEHE. Now I'm just bored... I know! I'm going to work on my AMV's and my stories! Oh here! You can see the AMV's I've made so far. http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members/members_myprofile.php?user_id=558198

Hope you like! ^_^

Later!

~Ayame~

Dear ~Ayame~,

It looks like you have to be a member to view your AMVs. We'll sign up and view them in a bit.

Suzaku Seishi


Dear Mitsukake,

Mitsu-chan... I JUST came home sick from school. I want your advice since my doctor's isn't working. What should I do to lessen extreme cramping during the m-cycle? It's so bad fer me I start crying, it really, really hurts... My mom thinks I should be given a small dose of birth control to even out my horomones. We asked the doc about it, but he said just taking meds before I get it should help. Well the red actually started today but I've been feeling the cramps for 5 days already and I've been taking meds for 6 and it still ain't workin'. I see him before mid-march. Do you think I should encourage the birth control thing? I'M REALLY SUFFERING HERE!!

Suiren

Dear Suiren,

I agree with your mother. You also might want to discuss this with your therapist to make sure the birth control pills won't mix badly with the medicines you are on now.

Mitsukake


Dear Tasuki,

Heheh, well what ever is fine with me y'know. *looks a lil cheered up*

Adam

Dear Adam,

Wanna show me how to play video games? Or we can drive Suiren carzy... *Grins*

Tasuki


Dear Hotohori,

Because I'm the one who got blamed for starting the whole thing! ya see, I had to do my dishes yesterday from Saturday (cause I was gone all day) and I told her that I wanted to get on the computer up here when I was done. Well that time came and she totaly blew me off and I was the one who got yelled at... But I did what I said, I stayed down int he basement all day.. Played Zelda most of the time... but yeah, Adam did his homework and I played video games and talked with my friends on the computer. Only yesterday morning I went to go close the shades cause I like sleeping in the dark, and I got up and I was all shakey and my leg almost gave out... stupid leg...*grumble* But I can now say i am officially single. And am I happy as h*ll because of it! (Adam's rather pleased about it too...)

Yuri

Dear Yuri,

I'm sorry that happened to you. So, how was your father's pheasant soup?

Hotohori


Dear Tasuki,

I ain't the kind to do this sorta thing, but for you, well it's probably not worth it but no one ever got any where not trying. So now, I'll use one of my few gifts and do somethin' a lil special.

(If only ya could hear me sing this)

Have you ever listened to the sound of the rain?
Have you ever smelled the fragance of a flower?
Did you take the time to watch the clouds in the sky?
Or with your voice, sing to the world your song?

Crystal waters still relfect your face, as you stop to drink
Grassy meadows still support your self, as you lay to rest
And the moon and sun still set and rise
And the stars will always shine, like the love that's in the heart

I think it's inevitably... that the heart will always love
It's the kind of thing one can't explain... but why would you want to?
That gentle warmth from somewhere unknown, it might be strange, it might be tragic, but all I know for certain... it's true

Aw, I spent a half hour on that. Heheh. I'd better get my @$$ t' bed. I'll be in trouble if I don't get up tomorrow. *grins*

Suiren

Dear Suiren,

*Smiles* It's nice, thanks.

Tasuki


Dear Chichiri,

Oh my, please calm down Suiren-san.

Suiren: LIKE H*LL!! And what about you ya sorry excuse for a sorcerer? You "stop my fists" HOW?! Ya just can't SAY ya did, ya have t' be willing to go into greater detail!

Please Suiren-san... don't...

Suiren: I'M KICKIN SOME BUTT AND DON'T YA TRY AND STOP ME!! Ya wanna dance there, well I got legs that won't quit and a figure that flows like water! You just TRY and stop me!!

Maybe you should just hurry up and tell him before you give yourself a heart attack.

Suiren: HA! FINE! The truth is though, we're only connected through two others. Now I've gone and said that much, let's GO!!

*grabs her yet again.* Oh no you don't.

Suiren: You're such a big meanie.

And you are such a child.

Suiren: Ya think as often as we drop the key words he'd figure it out.

I know he's acting dense, but maybe he's toying with your mind. Like how you were trying to toy with his. Hm?

Suiren: My god. He really is a sick lil b*st*rd!

Should I go through the archives and get the "key" words Suiren-san.

Suiren: Yeah, yeah, go pick 'em out from my past letters.

*goes and does that*

"- ... MY PRECIOUS BLOOD LINE?! MY LINEAGE...
- kids possessed by demons, hyper active fits, dying forests, human sacrifise, and the inevitable fights between Tasuki and Suiren
- a new tale of love
- guy has mental issuses and the girl is the ultimate girl; (athletic, smart, beautiful)
- the new main characters are a shy cowardly boy and a never-give-up fiery girl
- Part 2 gets confusing
- loosin' his lunch when he woke up"

I think I found all of them.

Suiren: Ariagtou Chouyui-san. AND CHICHIRI SO HELP ME SUZAKU YOUR BRAIN CAN'T PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER I WILL FIND SOMETHING BLUNT AND STRIKE YOU WITH IT!! I wouln't kill you, just inflict agonizing bodily pain making you wish you could die.

She'd do it too, sadly... never get in a tickle-fight with her.

Suiren: It doesn't matter how big and muscular my earth brother gets, he's still ticklish under the arm pits and that's why I always win! And I won't be foolish enough to reveal my ticklish spot.

Bara: Lightly run your fingers over her stomach--

Suiren: BETRAYER!!

Bara: Oh, and her lil feet.

Suiren: BARA!!

Bara: And if ya hit that spot on her lower back just right--

Suiren: DIE!! *brings out the mallot of doom and goes haywire on Bara's head* YER NEXT CHICHIRI!! YA HAVE ONE MORE GUESS BEFORE I CRACK!!

Chouyui and Suiren + Bara

Dear Chouyui and Suiren + Bara,

She certainly has no sense of humor, no da. None of this makes sense. I'd almost guess from your last clue that Tasuki gets pregnant but that would be absurd, no da.

Chichiri


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

Let's see, I'm gonna throw some random info at ya.

I love fairytale fantasies. My favorite by far is Beauty and the Beast. I also like the Little Mermaid. But while the Disney versions are okay and all happy ending like, I prefer the classic versions. Fitting in with fairytales, are my favorite legendary creatures. I LOVE mermaids. Unicorns are somehow becoming more interesting to me and I of course love phoenixes and dragons.

Tying into that, I like mythology. Especially greek since it's the most common for most people to know about. Gotta love sleep-around Zeus and b*tchy Hera. It's almost like a modern sitcom, that's why it's so much fun. I don't really have a said favorite story, but my favorite god and goddess are Eros (Cupid) and Artemis.

I am totally into nature and stuff like that. I love bluebells, lavender, roses especially, daffodils, and lilies. I absolutely am enchanted by weeping willows and when the maple trees change colors in the fall, I like them. ^^

There's really not much I'd say I dislike in the world. I don't really like spiders, I ain't scared of them or nothing, they're just CREEPY. And I've had dreams where a big old poisonous one is out for my blood so... yeah. I also wouldn't like to meet a rattlesnake either. Basically if it's poisonous, I'm not that found of it. I do love butterflies and dragonflies though, poisonous or not. I find their wing patterns amazing. Insects I tend to like, though ants can be a bother and even crickets get annoying when they sneak into my basement and won't stop chirping!!

Getting into birds, I love snowy owls and penguins of any kind. Common birds like robins and sparrows are nice too, but the big @$$ crows around here make me feel like I'm in a horror movie.

I like a variety of canines, 'cept those poodles. They are not stylish, no way, uh uh, nope. Foxes, wolves, pugs, and golden retrievers (Rufus-inu and Trip-inu) are among my favs. Cats are precious too, but I'm a tad allergic to their dander. (I get bad headaches when I babysit, the family I do it for also has 2 cats as well as 2 kids) Big cats like jaguars and white tigers are also highly admired. Then there's bunnies ^^, I love bunnies. My favorite because they're cute, Bara's because they multiply every month.

(Bara: GO BUNNIES!!)

Getting out of creatures. I like fruit. Peaches, watermelon, grapes, apples, berries of all kinds. I can't get enough! Not big on my vegies I'm sad to say, but I do eat salad if I have enough dressing to give it flavor. But I do like mashed potatoes, corn, beets, pickles, onions, and carrots are okay. I like chicken too! And salami, hot dogs, hamburgers, pepperjack steak. Yum! Course I love ice cream and I'll eat all chocolate except dark. I love m' pastries, especially jelly filled donuts and mom's "Better than Sex Cake!" I can't compare it yet, but it's REALLY good. Chocolate cake with carmel baked in, whipped cream frosting, heath bar choppings for decor and a boost of flavor, it's simple yet delicious and best served cold. AND I GET IT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!! WEEEEEEEEEE!!

I don't wanna drive a car. It's dangerous and it pollutes the environment.

I'm VERY non prejudice. My parents are more careful not to say anything bad about another's religion, race, etc, because they know it bothers me that they hate someone just because of who they are. This is the only benefit of being teased all my life. I've learned not to judge others. So I'm a better person because I embrace all the world! So people, please stop fighting! We're all humans, with a brain and a heart! We think and love just like everyone else! Fighting is pointless! Why are we all fighting anyway?! (This is my voice, and one day... I'll tell the world)

Other interests

Sunsets, waterfalls, the moon and stars, flowers in bloom, the morning dew, a cool spring day with rain.

Hehe, I'm so corny, but how about we go to the dark side?

L-O-V-E is what I call each vampire movie. If it has fangs, walks the world at night, and preys on the blood of the helpless, it's cool in my book! There's just something about vampires. Oh yeah, THEY'RE SO F*CKIN' COOL!! Around Halloween I drew up Tasuki in a rather sexy dracula costume. All i did was comb the hair back a lil and add dark rings around his eyes and WHOA, instant hot blood sucker. (Chichiri looked quite appealing in the classic sorcer's costume complete with cone shaped hat)

I love being scared most of the time, the feeling ya get is amazing. Of course this doesn't mean I run through traffic hoping I won't get hit. Nope. I can usually get myself worked up over a flic on TV. Sci-fi stuff usually does the trick, vampire movies aren't that scary, but WHOA, get a killer shark that would tear ya t' shreds and I'm wakin' up with wet sheets the next morning! (Note; I have never wet my bed, my sis on the other hand...)

What else on the dark side of innocent appearing little me? Hmm. I have drawn major hentai images. Only other person who's seen at least one has been Yuri-chan. I will NEVER post anything explicit on the web... at least graphically.

Bara *gasp* Have some dignity!

Who are you to talk?

Bara: Good point, but don't YOU go saying it. Channel it through me.

Fine.

Bara: For those steamy romances she'll make ya use yer imagination!!

Well okay, I think that's just about all the time I have for now! Gotta get going. Got stuff to do!

Bara: She's making a new music video starring me to that hit song by Right said Fred, "I'm too sexy!" You all knew it was bound to happen! *hits the music* I'm... too sexy for my shirt! *rips off his shirt* Too sexy for my shirt! Too sexy fo my shirt, so sexy it hurts! Yeah, I'm a model ya know what I mean? And I do my little turn on the cat walk. Yeah on the cat walk, yeah I shake my lil tush on the cat waaa--

*grabs him by the bit of long hair he has and drags him off*

Suiren

Dear Suiren,

Random, but interesting. It was once suggested that Hotohori should strut to that song. *Gets all starry-eyed...* I'd like to see that...

Nuriko


Dear Chichiri,

Oh god Chichiri, I found another translation with a whole 'nother meaning!

"His honored father, his kind mother, the older sister that reminded him of a mischievous older brother... The three smiling faces of his family" -(http://www.tortall.net/~eleanor/fun/den/shoryuu1.html)

AHHHHHHHHH!!! *bangs head against wall* MAKE UP YER MIND PEOPLE!! I'M SICK OF BEING TORMENTED OVER THIS!!!

Surien

Dear Surien,

I still stand by Tetris no Miko's translation, no da. However I will make sure that Chichiri no Aijin asks her friend when she sees him in Tokyo in April.

Chichiri


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

I haven't been on here in a while! I missed you guys! I just found out recently that I'm going to Japan this summer on a school exchange program, I can't wait! Its only for two weeks but it will still be a really cool trip!

Kirra

Dear Kirra,

We missed you, too! That should be a fun experience for you! So, how have you been?

Suzaku Seishi


Dear Tasuki,

*glare* ... *turns around* I'm not gonna tell you.

Faye

Dear Faye,

*Frowns* I'm a guy! I ain't no mind reader!

Tasuki


Dear Chichiri,

Well.. yer hair's already blue... so I wouldn't know when to stop!! ^^ jk! Let's go fishing!!

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

*Smiles* Funny... OK, let's go, no da!

Chichiri


Dear Mitsukake,

That dog, has like an attention span of like 2 secs... so he's quite good at keeping himself occupied.... :D

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

*Smiles* Sounds a bit like Tasuki.

Mitsukake


Dear Tasuki,

Yeah, I have to. I signed a form at the store saying I will cause these guys really need it. I just can't decided where I want to send him to...

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

Gomen, can't help ya' there.

Tasuki


Dear Chichiri,

Ah, but now I have word from another translator.

"His respected father. His gentle mother. His mischievious older brother and thoughtful little sister. The smiling faces of his family and the three of them."

The three of them would be Houjun, Kouran, and Hikou of course. This also makes sense to me! ARGH!! I'm so confused!

Suiren

Dear Suiren,

I would still go with Tetris no Miko's version. Ani omoi can be translated as beloved older bother and that makes more sense to me, no da. However, when her friend Yuya-kun returns from Japan she will have him come over and read that section and translate it for her. If he doesn't return by the time she leaves for Japan, she will take the book and have her friend Eiji translate that part for her, no da. That should be definitive as they are both native Japanese speakers.

Chichiri


Dear Tasuki,

I know... Well... anything you'd want to do...?

Adam

Dear Adam,

*Grins* I'm always up fer drinkin' an' brawlin', but I'm gonna let it be yer call.

Tasuki


Dear Hotohori,

My dad's gonna be makin' pheasent noodle soup. I can't wait it should be good! Though now I wanna throw a brick at Jess! WHY MUST SHE P*SS ME OFF RIGHT AWAY IN THE MORNING?!?! Now because of her I'll avoid my whole family for the rest of the day... *grumbles*

Yuri

Dear Yuri,

*Smiles* I suppose I could tease you and say it's her job. But I won't. I hope your father's soup is good and that you all enjoy it. As for your sister, why do you need to avoid your family if she is the one behaving badly?

Hotohori


Dear Chichiri,

Chapter 1, Page 8. I did however get an email from Tetris no miko stating;

"The Japanese is, "Sonkei shite-ita Chichi, yasashikatta Haha, ochame de ani-omoi datta Imouto... kazoku san'nin no egao". This literally translates to "the respected Father, the gentle Mother, the playful Little Sister who loved her big brother... the smiles of the three-members of the family". The "kazoku san'nin no egao" part I think, sets it in stone (at least for that book) that Chichiri only had a mother, father, and little sister. This might just be an inconsistency Watase forgot to clear with Nishizaki-sensei, though. In my opinion, the novels shouldn't be taken too literally anyway."

Not take the novels literally? Then why were they written in the first place? ARGH! But I can see where some translators could make a mistake. Okay, so maybe I'm reconsidering the elder brother thing, after all Tetris is the pro in translating and even though I don't really seem to like her, I have to take the pro's word (if the author cannot be found). But I'm still not 100% on it! I've seen 3 other translations that state something about an elder brother. Oh well, guess I'll wait to here from the other translators.

Suiren

Dear Suiren,

OK, Chichiri no Aijin went through her huge (over 47,000 character compounds) kanji dictionary and Tetris no Miko is correct, no da. As for the Gaiden being canon I don't believe it is supposed to be canon.

Chichiri


Dear Chichiri,

Well if she had blood relations with him, that'd be incest since they're married.

Suiren: WHAT?! YOU THINK I'D DO THAT FOR THE SAKE OF MY PRECIOUS BLOOD LINE?! MY LINEAGE WILL NOT COME FROM THAT!! I'M REALLY P*SSED OFF!! AND I DON'T NEED MY VINES TO DO SOME DAMAGE!! *charges Chichiri*

Suiren-san! *grabs her and restrains her* My, my, your temper has certainly gotten shorter.

Suiren: LEMME GO!!

You have to calm down.

Suiren: SA ROU!! *more vines burst forth from the ground, wrapping around Chouyui and releasing his hold*

Please calm down Suiren-san, he was joking. The whole he's laughing with and not at you.

Suiren: AM I LAUGHING?!

no...

Suiren: THEN THERE YA GO!! *again, races towards Chichiri fists at the ready* LET'S GO YA TWO BIT BUNNY PULLIN' OUT OF A KASA WHACK MAGICIAN!!

Chouyui and Suiren

Dear Chouyui and Suiren,

*Smiles at her and stops her fists.* There is no need for violence, no da. If you wish to tell me of our relationship I will listen.

Chichiri


Dear Tasuki,

*glares* You have a knack for p*ssing people off with your ignorance... You know that?

Faye

Dear Faye,

*Grins* I been told that before. What th' h*ll did I do this time?

Tasuki


Dear Tasuki,

Sounds like fun t' me! I'll be drinking ROOT beer and trippin' drunks, then whent hey get p*ssed off ya can deck 'em.

Suiren

Dear Suiren,

*Fanged grin* Sounds like a good time to me!

Tasuki


Dear Tasuki,

What ever really... Doesn't matter... *runs fingers through hair*

Adam

Dear Adam,

Yeah... well I'm yer aniki an' it matters to me.

Tasuki


Dear Hotohori,

Oh I had SOOO much fun hunting! I got away from the house and I got outside! I got at least 3 birds that I know I got for sure! and I got my excercise and I just finished eating... heh, it's gonna be a good night, and my sister isn't home. She's out babysitting so yeah. I did really good hunting today! WHOO! NOW I'm hyper!!

Yuri

Dear Yuri,

So what type of bird will you and your family be eating tonight? I'm glad you had a good time.

Hotohori


Dear Chiriko,

I LOVE YOU! You're the cutest little boy ever!. Go to Gaiaonline.com. I started the Chiriko fan club! woo!

Stephanie

Dear Stephanie,

Arigato for your kind words. I am not, however, a member of gaionline.com. Gomen.

Chiriko


Dear Chichiri,

Nothing... just like hugging you. ^^ *hugs him tighter*

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

Ah, I see. *Hugs her back.* Not too tight! You don't want me to turn blue, no da!

Chichiri


Dear Mitsukake,

He's doing just great!! Such an energetic little pup. ^^ It tires me out just watching him! Ha, ya know yer old WHEN... jk

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

I'm glad to hear that! I hope you're keeping him occupied and giving him lots of exercise.

Mitsukake


Dear Tasuki,

Actually no!! I'm so proud of him! On his second night here he only cried for about 2 mins, then shut up the rest of the night!! I was so surprised! It was actualy kind of scary 'cause I thought something might be wrong, but he's just doing great! I didn't expect him to warm up to our family so quickly. He's a bit stupid at times *cough-mostofthetime-cough* but he can also be quite a clever little brat! ^^ so proud of him!!

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

Good! Then he's learnin'! So, are ya' gonna send 'im fer obedience trainin'?

Tasuki


Dear Chichiri,

Huh? How in the world could she of been a NyanNyan? Suiren-san?

Suiren: I'm human, not a demi goddess! Though I do have my own lil jutsu ^^. Otome no yanagi jutsu! (Maiden of the willow technique) Sadly though all the other otome no yanagi jutsu from my clan was destroyed in a raid 50 years ago and Obaa-san was only able to save one of the spells. Which stinks because it's the weakest technique ever created by the Ka tribe.

Well okay, we've established that she's not a NyanNyan. Personally we're both wondering why you'd guess such an outrageous thing. It's confusing. And besides, all NyanNyan look the same.

Suiren: And I'm tall and slender with long golden hair and bright blue eyes. Compared with those short and pudgy lil girls with aqua green hair and violet eyes. Where's the similarity?! I'M INSULTED!!

Calm down!

Suiren: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!!

You'll burst a vein if ya get any more excited.

Suiren: WHO'S EXCITED?! JIN SA ROU (rapid blooming ties) *vines erupt from the earth and rap around my arms* I'M SERIOUSLY GONNA HURT SOMEONE!!

*runs for cover* Weakest jutsu for any normal warrior, but mastered by a girl like her, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!

Suiren *sets the vines loose on everything and everyone* YA THINK SOME LIL ANNOYING PIP SQUEAK CAN DO THIS?!

Chouyui

Dear Chouyui,

*Mumbles a sutra and destroys the attaxcking vines.* I was just kidding, no da. Besides, I'm sure there are worse things than being mistaken for a demi-goddess. At least I don't think you're related to Tasuki, no da.

Chichiri


Dear Mitsukake,

I read the story about your fiancee and I also sad about that. Do you has any special abilities except healing?

andre

Dear andre,

Arigato. My only special ability is healing.

Mitsukake


Dear Tasuki,

*walks back over by him and takes his hand with his own*

Adam

Dear Adam,

*Shakes his hand and gives him a brotherly hug.* There ya' go! So ya' wanna talk 'bout it? Or d'ya jus' wanna hang out?

Tasuki


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

Yeah, I wish I could steal some of there talent. >.>; That's a scary thought, being able to steal talent. And Arigato for the comment. As for the comic, it may take me quite a while.

FireGoddess

Dear FireGoddess,

You're welcome. Ganbatte kudasai! We look forward to seeing it.

Suzaku Seishi


Dear Hotohori,

I'm sure he will, be probably later this morning. It's 12:03 here, and I JUST got home from babysitting X.X Man do I need to get some sleep! I feel asleep watching Shrek at their house and was out for about 40 minutes... But I'm going hunting tomorrow so I best be off. I bid thee a guten abend and hope you all have a wonderful day... *pretty much falls asleep at the computer...* (lol)

Yuri

Dear Yuri,

Get some sleep. We certainly don't want you out there hunting and half awake.

Hotohori


Dear Tasuki,

*stares for a moment, expressionless, and proceeds to sulk in a dark corner* mumble mumble... imature little... mumble... doesn't understand my FEELINGS! mumble mumble...

Faye

Dear Faye,

Nani? What're ya' all ticked of 'bout? What did I do?

Tasuki


Dear Mitsukake,

Arigato gozaimasu! *hugs*

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

You're welcome! How is your new puppy doing?

Mitsukake


Dear Chichiri,

*hugs* Chichiri?

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

Hai?

Chichiri


Dear Tasuki,

Good job Tasuki, ya remembered!!! I feel so loved!! First time I wasn't forgotten!! Yay!! *hugs him tight* Ashite'ru!!! (cough-butnotasmuchasmyKiba-cough)... :D

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

Thanks! So how's yer puppy doin'? Still cryin' at night?

Tasuki


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

Oh you should (see Wolf's Rain). Really good series. The end in the manga was a bit disappointing though, still good too. And as fer the anime... LOTS of fillers. But I liked that 'cause it helped the story flow smoother and better. You guys should DIFFINALLY see it sometimes. It's 'somewhat' an old series, but really good! ^^

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

So we've been told. One day we will get around to seeing it.

Suzaku Seishi


Dear Chichiri,

Oh my dear sweet Chichiri, Suiren needs a lil help. OKAY, a long while back I pestered Chiriko about your family. I think I finally got him to agree that your parents and younger sister died in the flood, but I came across Shouryuu Den translations that made statements towards an elder brother. So I've sent in e-mails to Tetris no Miko, the big translator who doesn't have the big brother mentioned, then to Tomo no miko who owns the book (and who is a whole lot nicer sounding in her emails than Tetris no miko!)

Now i remember nearly 1 months ago Chiriko sayin' he'd ask CnA to ask Watase-sama at the anime convention if she was there. Now I dunno if that ever happened. I'm striving hard to make sure I got all the facts right, and seeing as I'm so poor I can't just go an' order 'em offline. That and I can't find a page in ENGLISH that sells 'em. (I only know a few kanji really well) I'm currently waiting for replies to those emails.

If Tetris no miko's translations is missing that kanji for "elder brother" then it would read;

"His father, whom he respected greatly, his gentle mother, his playful -elder brother- and loving little sister"

And really if you think about it, it makes sense why Chichiri has a hard time getting annoyed or fed up with Tasuki. (See, I'm thinkin' hard here.)

Oh, and YuuaiDen is finally being translated. I have Chiriko's father's name at last! (Ou Sontaku, now what could the kanji be?) Maybe I'll finally learn about his elder brother too! YES!! It really bites that TnM doesn't translate novels cheaply. (I'm so getting a job this summer)

WELL, kinda opening up old wounds in more ways then one here, but what suddenly brought this own was the desire for a family pic! I already did Tasuki's ^^. Either way I'm convinced you have an elder brother and when I draw him he'll resemble Alec from Ceres. (YAY!! ALEC!! ANATA GA SUKI ALEC-SAN!!) Okay, I must calm down...

I figured I'd get yer opinion in, NOW, off to the drawin' board! I got one to finish and two to start. And maybe some slightly ecchi ones for fun. EEEEEEEEEEE!! Feeling SO HYPER!! (I blame Alec and scottish hotness AND HIS HAIR!!)

In the words of Amber-chan, "hahaha, I rrrrrrrrape you!!" (If only ya could here her say it, she sounds like an escaped lunatic.)

Ooo, and in the words of some squirrel "WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Suiren

Dear Suiren,

Unfortunately, Watase-sensei has yet to return to Anime-Expo so CnA hasn't been able to ask her. Do you have any idea which page he is referenced on, no da? I can try to get CnA to translate it if you can tell me the peeji.

Chichiri


Dear Chichiri,

I'm worried she may very well attack me next time... could you please take a more pensive hypothosis and help spare my life? please?

Chouyui

Dear Chouyui,

Of course, no da. She wasn't a Nyan-Nyan was she?

Chichiri


Dear Tasuki,

Hehe. -_- Sadly though I fear I am that skinny. I got whammed right in the nose with the b-ball today. Itai! Luckily I didn't get a bloody nose an' it ain't broken. I think when it comes to sports involving a spherical object, I should just stay clear of 'em. I always get hurt. Never once hurt in hockey, track, or swimming! Soccer's pretty rough, but I like playing so I tend not to complain about it. Oh, and now I got this mysterious stomach cramp illness that's effecting a lotta kids at school. (I just can't stay healthy and it's startin' t' bug me!)

Hey, did ya know it's like our 1 year anniversary already? I think I first wrote it around Feb. 15 or so, but I only now remembered since my brain wasn't at it's best last week. So we gotta celebrate! Ya have anythin' in mind? Me being one of your crazy fan girls would mean some sorta all out romantic thing, but a true fan respects your wishes not to get that intimate, so the choice is yours.

So long as we don't have to play any games involving large spherical orbs of certain doom. (I'd say big balls, but it would imply another thing. I only wrote this () to make the other fans laugh... and cuz I'm such an immature lil girl)

Suiren

Dear Suiren,

I dunno how about I go drinkin' an' brawlin' an' ya' watch? That way ya' can't get hurt.

Tasuki


Dear Tasuki,

Hahaha Tasuki has a bad memory (just like me ^^')! Let's see how bad it really is... here's an easy question, what was my name when I first visited here?

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

Ano, weren't ya' Topaz?

Tasuki


Dear Mitsukake,

Mitsukake! My Zucchini and Love-lies-bleeding have started sprouting!! ^^

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

Great! You seem to have quite the green thumb.

Mitsukake


Dear Tasuki,

*doesn't answer him, just looks at him*

Adam

Dear Adam,

Look, I'm sorry an' I still wanna help ya' through this. So whaddya' say? *Extends his hand to him.*

Tasuki


Dear Hotohori,

Well I'm up a little earlier than him so he isn't quite up yet... He will be soon though... I just only hope Tasuki'll do his job as aniki and help him out more... Cause as of now, he's only made Adam more upset...

Yuri

Dear Yuri,

I hope that Adam will talk to him after this. I know Tasuki wants to make amends.

Hotohori


Dear Chichiri,

By blood, no. Her paternal grandfather's family did come from northern Konan though, but we never knew exactly where. Getsumu-sama doesn't really know much about his family's history. And of course her mother's side of the family is a tribe that's been hidden from the world for a century or so. The chances would be very small to even be distant relatives.

Well talk of families is always so heart warming, except in the case of orphans... then I find it rather sad. My family is just my uncle and aunt in Choukou. My parents died when I was a young boy. Then I went out to find work, only I ran into a nasty fellow, who conned me into a job at his... um... 'business.' Luckily I finally got out of there when I met Suiren-san. Enough about that now! Now how are --

Suiren: You say one word Chouyui-san and you die!

Oh come now, I see no harm in just telling him. I know you're anxious to go on about the --

Suiren: I'm anxious alright, but I won't just give in to him!

You are too stubborn for your own good.

Suiren: You blab and you no longer get to help me with --

Fine! I'll never speak a word about --

Suiren: Baka! URUSAI!

You haven't done your breathing exercises, I can tell.

Suiren: So?!

Oh nevermind. Well, I think it's best I attend to her tempramentalness and I shall speak with you again very soon. *bows and takes Suiren up to her room*

Suiren: I don't wanna go t' bed!

It's past midnight, and you still have another day of schooling left.

Suiren: You're such a meanie!

I am getting absolutely no where with this girl.

Chouyui

Dear Chouyui,

I can see, no da. *Smiles* Good luck.

Chichiri


Dear Tasuki,

Heh, today was a bit better. I got frustrated when I couldn't even sink shots that were right by the basket. I did manage to get a basket from the 3 point line, but that's purely just luck on my part. Then I started competitive basketball and I couldn't even get a good shot at the basket because I got these great big muscle bound teenage boys towering over me! I'm 5'6" and these guys are like 6'5"! It's like me against Mitsukake! I'm taller than most girls, but I'm still pretty short when it comes to basket ball. My right shoulder still hurts though, I don't know why. I'm thinking maybe it's still bad cuza my head injury, but it's a lot more painful than I remember.

Oh yeah, and while playing against the big boys, I got squished between two of them while trying to get open so my partner could pass me the ball! OUCH!! And these are REALLY muscular dudes! There was another girl playing competitive so at least I wasn't alone out there, but she's really good at b-ball! But I play to win and that's why I go competitive and not recreational.

SOOO in light of being sandwiched, i can't believe I'm saying this, but could you please not hug me? Or at least not too tight. I may deny my gender, but I don't deny my extremely delicate body! Some of my friends don't like it when i hug 'em because I'm too boney. Ain't that scary? And I ain't got any eatin' disorder!

Suiren

Dear Suiren,

Not a problem. I don't wanna snap my fans in half!

Tasuki


Dear Tasuki,

*sings dramatically and clings to your arm, shaking you*

Darling so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
As if you're never down
Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure
If frown is shown then
I will know that you are no dreamer

I think I should be the one for you. Don't you, Tasuki?? ^^;

Faye

Dear Faye,

Th' one what fer me?

Tasuki


Dear Tasuki,

;_;... my best friend from CA's Dad is dying...

Faye

Dear Faye,

*Gives her a hug.* I'm really sorry to hear that. It's gotta be hard on 'er an' 'er family.

Tasuki


Dear Tamahome,

I understand. But love sometimes cause you to ignore others, right? I know she does care for the other seishi, but not very much. Well, not as much as she cares about you. When you went to her world the first time, she forgot about the war between Konan and Kutou and focused all her attention on you. When a seishi died, she didn't really get upset about it as much as she thought about being separated from you. She hardly talks to Chichiri, Chiriko, Mitsukake, and Tasuki. And most of the words she says are "Tamahome/Taka!" or "I love you/Wo Ai Ni". However, she loves you and you love her so you must either accept her flaws or refuse to see them. I will not pursue this subject next time. Talk to you later!

Sara

Dear Sara,

Well, we are all flawed beings but I love her despite her flaws and she loves me despite mine.

Tamahome


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

Kiba's also the one of the main characters of Wolf's Rain. Kiba's a wolf. I don't watch much Naruto, not a super big fan. It's ok, but I'm a hardcore FY fan!! ^^ And I like Wolf's Rain wayyyyy better than Naruto. I haven't even seen the ep.s where Kiba is introduced. And I've seen pics of the Naruto Kiba, and it looks... retarded... So yeah, he's name... is KIBA!! from Wolf's Rain.

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

Ah, that makes sense now. We've heard of Wolf's Rain, but have yet to see it.

Suzaku Seishi


Dear Tasuki,

*just GLARES at him with teary eyes* Did you not read the letter Yuri sent into you guys a few months ago?!?! SHE TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM LAST FEBRUARY!!! *walking off again*

Adam

Dear Adam,

'Course I read it! I jus' fergot. Gomen. I remember now. I'm sorry, this month must be h*ll fer ya'.

Tasuki


Dear Hotohori,

Docsama walks up to the royal office with a metal pitcher of cold yuzu juice.

"Seikun, Do you have a moment? I have a question for you."

Doc pulls out a set of glasses from a pocket in her skirts.

"I brought some Yuzu juice to perk you up."

Docsama

Dear Docsama,

*Smiles* Arigato. How may I help you?

Hotohori


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

my DA account is: www.kandythehedgehog.deviantart.com.

FireGoddess

Dear FireGoddess,

Arigato! Nice artwork! I also liked some of the artists you were watching.

Nuriko


Dear Hotohori,

Talking yes but Tasuki is starting to show that he has a VERY bad memory... Now Adam's all p-oed!! *sighs* THis isn't gonna be a very good next week...

Yuri

Dear Yuri,

I apologize for Tasuki's lapse. We have placed Adam's letter at the top of the peeji in hopes that he will see it.

Hotohori


Dear Tasuki,

It's okay, I'm not gonna hit ya.

Suiren

Dear Suiren,

OK, jus' remember ya' said that. *Gives her a hug.*

Tasuki


Dear Chichiri,

No man ever got anywhere not trying.

Chouyui

Dear Chouyui,

True, no da. So I take it we are not blood relations, ne?

Chichiri


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

Hello My Dear Seishi!

Let us introduce ourselves. We are Annonomous For Many Reasons Unknown and you will see why we wish to remain annonomous, which doesn't make a lot of sence then for you'll find out why we do remain annonomous but that's besides the point.

We are avid fans of FY but we also have a very different mind. In our letters that follow, we will tickle your funny bone and that of others, get people mad you for laughing at them, and just sort of tick others off. We do not mean to offend, but we write what we feel is funny or the truth and let our imaginations go astray.

Be warned! By the time we get started, we'll have you all laughing and hopefully you will be a good sport and be able to laugh at yourself along the way.

We hope to entertain you and the readers here at Ask The Seishi with our omakes and remember how one of our mottos goes, "If laughter could kill, our omakes would be charged with 1st degree murder."

Annonomous For Many Reasons Unknown

Dear Annonomous For Many Reasons Unknown,

Welcome to the site. We have read your first offering and while it was amusing there were elements that were not appropriate for this PG-rated site. Due to the age of many of our readers we try to avoid innuendo here. We do not wish to stifle your creativity or to censor your work, but we must be sensitive to the age of our community. However, we are sure that you are up to the challenge and look forward to hearing from you again.

Hotohori


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

SWEET! NO PINK-LOVERS!! If there were... I'd be really mad... WOOOOO Nice Tasuki..."flamin' (lots of swearing which is bad!! *glares and points* tsk tsk tsk*) red".. awesome! Closet to orange... so yer my fav right now! Not that you weren't already! :D

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

Thanks! *Fanged grin*

Tasuki


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

MINNA MINNA!! I GOT A NEW PUPPY! It's a Shiba Inu!! He's soooo cute!! He looks l ike a little fox.

Yes I know Shiba's take alot of work to train and whatnot, but they is gonna be the bestest, prettiest dog ever!!!

He's name... is Kiba!!! I was thinking about Toboe, but I liked Kiba better! ^^ Remember when I said I went to a petstore one time and saw that rainbow? Well, that was saturday, and I couldn't stop thinking of him since. He's just... something special, different, unique, and mine.^^ So I went down to go see him tuesday, by the bus, JUST to see him. I was worried someone might buy him before me by the end of this week, so with ALOT of convincing and tears, my mom finally let me get him. SO like 1/2 hour before the closed that day, I called my sis and she and I went down and got him.

Here's a pic of him! ^^ (cutest thing in the world!!) He can be a bit dumb at times, but he's quite a quite learner. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/hyokenseisou/Kiba/IMG_1597.jpg

Guess I have to change my name again. ne? Hahahaha. So now I'll be Kiba no Okasan! ^^

I'm training him to sleep in the kennel for now (in my room)... but as soon as I lock it... turn off the lights (to go to bed)... he starts howling and whining. I'm not supposed to comfort him or he's get used to me coming to his rescue 24/7. He's get over it soon (I'm sure it's just a phase... hope it's a short one... -.-) cause I got like... NO sleep... -.- But his howl is soooooooo cute!! Anyways, just thought I'd tell you that I am now a proud new 'mother'! ^^ SOOOOO HAPPY!! ^^

Kiba no Okasan

Dear Kiba no Okasan,

He's a very kawaii ko-inu! Have you thought of naming the puppy "Akamaru" since you are Kiba? That's the name of Kiba's dog in Naruto. It's just a thought.

Suzaku Seishi


Dear Tamahome,

*gives him 2 ryo* Hi, Tamahome! Still greedy as always, eh? It's first time here and I thought I should say hi to you first. My friend and I really like Fushigi Yuugi, especially Tasuki! ^_^ But we don't like Miaka. Why do you like her so much? She is so selfish! She only cares about you and herself! She doesn't care about the other seishi! My friend and I say that if the only way to bring you back to life if you were dead were to kill the other seishi, she would do it! Do you think that's true? Many other people think that Fushigi Yuugi shouldn't have such a selfish heroine. My friend and I agree. We think that you would like Takiko, the priestess of Genbu, more. She has a strong will and she's tough. She doesn't need all seven seishi around to protect her, like Miaka does. She even knows how to fight. I'm sorry if I offended you or Miaka, but it's my opinion. See you next time!

Sara

Dear Sara,

Welcome to our humble cyber-abode! I don't think Miaka is selfish. She just loves me very much. She does care about the other Seishis, but you are entitled to your opinion.

Tamahome


Dear Tasuki,

uh... not that I know of. I'll see 'im in March sometimes so if I remember I'll ask then.

*sigh* I had a break down today in the middle of PE. I was yellin' and not doin' what i was told. I've been so tired and frustrated lately and I just broke down. And NOW i heard the other kids are already makin' fun of me. It's not fair! I'm trying really hard to deal with my depression and they only make it worse by talking behind my back and snickering. I don't wanna go back to school. It's a cruel and hurtful place and I'm in tears as of this moment cuz I feel so d@mn worthless and stupid.

I can't play basketball to save my life... and my skills tests keep getting worse. I'm good at all the running, swimming, and I like floor hockey, but everything else is just hard and makes me feel like a failure because I'm just not able to do a frickin' lay-up! I even yelled at the nurse, my teacher, and my own mom... (they had to call her down) Now I just feel horrible cuza how I acted. I feel sick... and more than usual because my gut got struck with a b-ball.

And earlier today I made my first hour teacher mad by nearly falling asleep in her class, luckily my choir director didn't get upset when I was quietly curled up in my plastic chair resting my eyes. I have a feeling I was docked my points for the day though... I've just been so tired! I swear I have insomnia. I can't get to sleep at night and when I do, it's a light sleep and I never get enough.

AND, my big toe on my right foot hurts for no reason, there's not even a mark. AAAAAANNNNNDDDDD, i think I threw my right arm out yesterday shootin' baskets so hard. I get very competitive... I fall, I ram into others, i steal the ball despite getting whacked, and I go all out so I was left gasping for breath by the end of glass. Water never tasted so good after that workout. But now I ache -_-

I just feel like sh*t. And since I've been playing basketball I probably smell like it too... I think I'm just gonna go upstairs, shower, and go to bed without supper. I'm not that hungry...

Suiren

Dear Suiren,

*Goes to give her a hug, but decides he doesn't want to get decked.* I'm sorry yer day was so bad. D'ya think it was yer meds? Ya' might wanna let yer therapist know jus' in case.

Tasuki


Dear Chichiri,

Hehe, well not biologically. It's more of a big brother-little sister bond, wouldn't you say? The only family of Suiren's that are still alive are her father and three distant cousins on her mother's side. I say you're getting closer Chichiri-san, but both Suiren-san and Yuri-san feel the need to slap you upside the head for not being able to guess something so easy.

Chouyui

Dear Chouyui,

That's interesting, no da. Well, I'm not really trying.

Chichiri


Dear Hotohori,

Guten Morgan!! How ya been Hotohori? It's been a while since I've gotten to speak to you! Things here are alright. Adam isn't in the best of shape but... yeah... Though I made a new music video and he started to cry when he watched it! I felt so bad but then he hugged me and he told me "thank you"... I don't quite get it but it must have been the song... Have ya ever heard 'I'm Already There' by Lonestar? Well that's the song... He started to cry from listening to it and watching the clips... hmmm... *thinks*

Yuri

Dear Yuri,

Good morning to you! I'm fine. I hope Adam is ok. I think Tasuki is talking to him.

Hotohori


Dear Tasuki,

...it's my dad...

Adam

Dear Adam,

Is he ok? Nothin' bad happened did it?

Tasuki


Dear Chiriko,

I'm thinking of taking a Macromedia Flash class this spring in collage, wonder what that'll be like... I've tried flash, but i'm unteachable in that program, seriously I cant even make things move OO; That's the easy part too.

FireGoddess

Dear FireGoddess,

We used HomeSite from Macromedia to build this site and it's very easy to use. If this is any indication, then their Flash program should be easy to learn and use. Ganbatte kudasai!

Chiriko


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

It will be on my deviant art gallery or sheezy art gallery untill I can find a way to send it to the main art department of the sonic/archie company (Yep!I'm shooting for the big-guys!) I'll be like Dawn Best and Jay Axer (once fellow sonic fans, now pro sonic artists)

FireGoddess

Dear FireGoddess,

We look forward to seeing it. Please don't forget to give us the url.

Suzaku Seishi


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

Are you guys gay???

me

Dear me,

No! Although Nuriko would give it all up for Hotohori. *They all sweatdrop as Nuriko grins.*

Suzaku Seishi


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

My comic is going to be for sonic the hedgehog (the archie one, not the u.k. one >.> ) I'm gonna see if I have what it takes to work there, lots of fan artist become real paid artists. I still dont have a decent plot worked out yet, i've pretty much exhausted every idea I have. I'm just going to try to use characters that are overlooked I suppose. I wonder if I can work for them without moving to their HQ... Yep, i've mostly been doing that and been playing Ratchet and Clank:UYA. (for the second time XD)and been watching a lot of family guy and stuff. Nothing too exciting.

FireGoddess

Dear FireGoddess,

Good luck on your comic. Will it be a webcomic? Please let us know when you're ready to show it to us.

Suzaku Seishi


Dear Tasuki,

Don't worry! I'll forgive you! ^^

Faye

Dear Faye,

*Fanged grin* Thanks!

Tasuki


Dear Suzaku Seishi,

Well, my grandma had a wonderful funeral. But I got to admit, my family has a sick sense of humor. (it's a long story that I'll explain later.) But everythings good for me. I'm going to Cancun for Spring Break and I can't wait! I've started getting things from colleges and I'm getting more and more nervous... I hate the future! (a little bit). Well I have to go pick up my bro from drivers ed. Later!

~Ayame~

Dear ~Ayame~,

We're glad to hear that things are going well for you. Good luck with college and have fun in Cancun!

Suzaku Seishi


Dear Chichiri,

But I agree, nothing is more... excitable than the torment of the mind. The torment of the flesh can get rather messy. Hehe. I'm writing my own bad guy song, because I've been introduced as a villian in a fan fic my dear creator is writing. I am a brothel manager! YES!! I love getting to be the evil guy! It's so much fun!

Would you like to hear my little melody? Of course you would. A little bit about it though, it's a piece for Volume 3. YOu know where Houjun and Suiren meet. Anyways, there's this guy, my character; Fu Juuei, who only gets the best of the best for his place. He charms the females, and beats the males. Now when his two flunkies fail to bring back some fresh flesh, Juuei goes out and captures none other than Suiren. MUWAHAHAHA!!

(Suiren: I did tell you a lot of very weird things happened in Volume 3, this is just one of 'em, I also temperarely become a man, gain a gaurdian, and renew the spirit of the Ka clan!)

And now for the song, Suiren's just found out Juuei's true identity and while she's trying to get away, he stops her and breaks into song! (well, if it was a musical)

HA! You think you're so smart,
but you've fallen into my hands.
We've played the game of cat and mouse long enough, it's time for games to end, let the tormet commend

You're so naive and clueless
Do you know what trouble you're in?
There's no one here to save you, it's hopeless, hey give up!
I'm the owner of this place and you belong to me!

After all you opened up your heart to me, foolishly
It hurts so much more to have your dreams broken
There's no escape, you have no prayer, no glimmer of salvation
You're trapped, tied up, it's useless, surrend yourself

Speaking Part:

"Oh! But what about your knight in shinning armor?"
"Can't afford to wait!"
"Don't you have some magic to let you run away?"
"I will never just run!"
"You'll fight?"
"That's right!"
"Well, good luck with that! HAHAHA!"

Music picks up:

The villian's got the upper hand,
and you my dear, have lost command
There's no escaping a room without a door,
Face it you're ensnared, curled up upon the floor!

Reply:

Who cares if the nice guys finishes last?
I'm not about to lose this fast.
HEY! And when a door closes, a window opens I'm a foolish child, true, but better than you filthy men!

And Back to the Villian:

HA! You think you're so smart,
but you've fallen into my hands.
We've played the game of cat and mouse long enough, it's time for games to end,

Speaking:

Let the tormet commend.

END

But as we all know there's a happy ending for our starlett.

Suiren : Yeah! Not only to I preserve my body from the horrors of a brothel, but I got another guy outta there! A gentle giant named Chouyui. (Ever seen Disney's Mulan? He's kinda like Chien-Po) But he only stays with me a year, then he has to go to his hometown to check up on his family. But he comes back in Part 2 to help with ---- ha! you thought I would reveal the plot to Part 2, didn't you? Well it won't work! I'll never tell!!

Chouyui: I had just came to help my dear friends with --

Suiren: CHOUYUI-SAN!! Shizukani!

Chouyui: Oh, Mou ii desu Chichiri-san. Kamaimasen.

Suiren: Phew, that was a close one. Don't you go revealing the plot Chouyui-san!

Chouyui: Gomen nasai gozaimasu Suiren-san. I didn't know you'd be ashamed about --

Suiren: I ain't ashamed! I just ain't tellin!

Chouyui: Then he doesn't know about his own--?

Suiren: SHI! No he doesn't!

Chouyui: That is very cruel of you. You should tell him.

Suiren: NO!

Chouyui: You're clearly stressed again. We must attend the hot springs to cleanse our minds and bodies.

Suiren: I don't wanna!

Chouyui: Then how about a nice period of meditation? We can light your favorite insence.

Suiren: NO.

Chouyui: Perhaps a walk in the zen garden?

Suiren: NO!

Chouyui: A filling meal?

Suiren: Hmm... well okay. What are ya makin'?

Chouyui: A healthy vegetable salad.

Suiren: ARGH!!

Chouyui: You? A daughter of nature herself refusing a salad?

Suiren: I might be of the Ka clan, but I ain't no vegetarian!

Chouyui: *sighs* Forgive my friend, Chichiri-san. She's such a vivacious and troublesome soul. But as her appointed guardian from her father herself, you may ask me anything reguarding her.

Bara and Suiren and Chouyui

Dear Bara and Suiren and Chouyui,

That all sounds very interesting, no da. So, is Suiren somehow related to me?

Chichiri


Dear Tasuki,

*just shakes his head and sighs*

Adam

Dear Adam,

C'mon, ya' can tell me. I'm yer big brother after all.

Tasuki


Dear Chichiri,

You could try I suppose, don't know what good it'll do but you could try... and I'd rather have him talk to you about it. I don't feel it's my place to say anything, gomen Chichiri-san.

Yuri

Dear Yuri,

I understand, no da. Adam, what's wrong? Can I help, no da?

Chichiri


Dear Hotohori,

Why ya talkin' like that Hotohori? Yer speach sounds more regal and junk. And plus I was kiddin, I made a pledge never to drink, smoke, take any illegal drugs, have unprotected sex, etc. It's just warm apple juice that looks like liquor ^^

Suiren

Dear Suiren,

*Looks at his letter and sweatdrops...* I apologize. I must have been channeling Tasuki at the time. *Looks disturbed at that thought.* I am glad it was just warm apple juice. Hot mulled apple cider would also be nice and keep you warm.

Hotohori


Dear Tasuki,

Nope. I live in the south-eastern part of Minnesota, along the Mississippi River and the border to Wisconsin. The valley we live in is a bit more sheltered from the winds, but it stills gets pretty cold. And we've finally been getting lots of snow and negative degree weather. I sure hope we don't get a blizzard though! I'm ALWAYS cold, even in summer I may wear a sweatshirt. I don't know why that is. I eat all my meat an' junk. Oh well, guess I'm just a bit cooler than some. Hm, well I'm trying my best to keep warm. But it's still a long time until spring...

Suiren

Dear Suiren,

Good thin' there ain't no blizzard I guess since yer always cold. Mitsukake wants to know if yer doctor has ever tested yer thyroid. He says that helps regulate yer body's temperature.

Tasuki


Dear Tamahome,

And you think it's fair to pick on sweet lil me? *turns to Tasuki* He's a real ahou. Tomite and Hikitsu *keep on the offensive*

suiren

Dear suiren,

You started it! I'm just defending myself.

Tamahome


Dear Hotohori,

*walks throughout the palace running her hand across the railing and sees her father sitting in his office working on papers and walks in and doesnt say anything just latches onto him tears falling silently down her face*

Kaya

Dear Kaya,

*Hugs her and looks concerned.* What's wrong my dear?

Hotohori


Dear Chichiri,

Gone downhill... and rather rapidly.. Adam's really depressed again...

Yuri

Dear Yuri,

I see, no da. It seems Tasuki has finally figured that out. What happened no da? Can I help?

Chichiri


Dear Tasuki,

*walking off...*

Adam

Dear Adam,

OI! Get back here! *Runs after him and catches up.* This ain't got nothin' to do wit' Yuri does it? What's th' matter? Ya' ok?

Tasuki


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