Letters Archive
Week Ending June 18, 2005

Dear Nuriko,

*eye twitches* My day has gone from bad... to WORSE! First I got up in a p-oed mode! THEN I lost my favorite bracelet in the grass, marching sucked, they switched the player around and no one knows what they're doing, we added something at the end with only TWO more practices before the parade! We got out of that LATE Then after THAT my friends car wouldn't start up so we were there another half hour! THEN I get home to go look for my bracelet and find out it BROKE! And I only found 2/18 beads! WHY MUST TODAY SUCK SO BAD!! I HOPE DRIVERS ED IS BETTER! *breaks down into tears* I think I am just gonna go find Haku...

Yuri

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

(mainly to Nuriko and Hotohori) I thought of you guys while I was playing this one PS2 game I rented, its called Samurai Warriors and the two characters act alot like you two. The first character is Lord Mitsuhide Kechi, he's also known as the 'white samurai' and he is alot like you Hotohori. The other character is a crossdresser who changed his name shortly after the death of his only elder brother, he is Ranmaru Mori. And of course he reminds me of you Nuriko, out of the four endings I unlocked for them only two have made me cry. In the first ending for Mitsuhide, he kills Ranmaru... Now since they remind me of the two of you I pictured that happening to you guys instead. Then in the first ending of Ranmaru's tale he kills Mitsuhide... *sighs* I'm just glad nothing like that ever happens in FY... *hugs* well... yea, that's all... bye!

Ayame(NIC)

Dear Nuriko,

*glomps* Hiya! I have purple hair again! Yay! hehee my aunt had a little fun with it and put this really dark brown underneath the top layer of purple so it looks like theres black underneath! I'm so tired... I started my first job yesterday working for my grandpa and his lawn care business... I mowed 9.5 lawns in 98 degree weather! In all we did 40 lawns out of four of us and I managed to make $50... But it was really tiring... Well I hope your summer is going well. Byes!

Ayame(NIC)

Dear Chichiri,

*Opens eyes alittle* Chi-Chichiri...?

Wolflover

Dear Tasuki,

*sniffles alittle* Okay... *is still hugging him* Tasuki... you feel so warm...

Wolflover

Dear Mitsukake,

Nope not yet. But I guess it's a good thing that we grow our own Aloe vera! ^_^ And it works nicely *giggles* Both my sisteer and I have a plant, mines in the living room and hers is in her room... but I wll put that on soon, don't worry!

Yuri

Dear Tasuki,

Yuri *comes back in with some cookies* Annoying is taking it to lightly sometimes... although I can see where he gets some of his pervertedness *glares*

Haku: Whatever are you talking about? *innocent look*

Yuri: Just eat the cookies and shut up. *sets them on the table* I don't feel like marching today!! *sits down and bangs head on the table*

Haku: Yuri, stop hurtin yourself! DON'T make me do it cause I will!

Yuri: Don't you get anywhere NEAR my back you little perv! hits head on table again*

Haku *sighs* Well you leave me no choice... *walks over to her and runs a finger up her spine*

Yuri *sitting straight up in chair* KNOCK IT OFF HAKU!

Haku: It got you to stop hitting your head on the table so I did it for you, Yuri. You see Tasuki, you want her to stop something just run a finger, well you can actually just poke her back and she'll stop.

Yuri: WHY DID HE HAVE TO FIND OUT I HATE MY BACK BEING TOUCHED?!

Yuri and Haku

Dear Nuriko,

Hi Oniichan! I just wanted to say that I made it to Japan and Im having a wonderful time! I went shopping and took purikura with my host sister in Seto City and we just got back from pottery. Im really bad because it took me 3 times to make a good bowl! I caved the first one in, the second flew off the wheel and the third, is slightly deformed but it has character. ^^

Also... I hope this works but I only know how to use katakana on the keyboard here. :]2A\ 57]7C=6! I know its bad and its probably misspelt but I cant figure out how to use nihongo! It has 3 options on each key...

Stine

Dear Tasuki,

Tasuki, they take lessons from me. I've got lead pipes, heavier chains, handcuffs, those things ya put on yer knuckles (the name slipped m' mind), um... I think I basically use metal objects. Ya know a shot-put? They use 'em in track and field. I threw an eight pound ball at a guy (missed the head) but broke a few of his rib bones. That guy was Bara. I'm been thinkin' about takin' up knife throwin'. BARA!! I need a target, ger yer @$$ over here!

Bara *sweat drops*

Suiren and Bara

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

WTF?! I'm am breaking my gentleman's vows to warn you Kazuma! My water lily has been tainted! I'm chained up in my own room, she's got steel toe boots on for kicking me with, and swinging another chain around like a lasso! OMG! I'M GONNA DIE!! She's a dominatrix! (Hmm, if only she weren't so bent on hurting me, I'd use that to my advantage)

Suiren: I heard that! *Punches 'im in the nose* Oh, ya ain't pretty no more.

MY NOSE?! D@MN YOU WOMAN!! HOW DARE YOU DESTROY MY BISHOUNEN FACE?!

Suiren *Kicks him as hard as possible between the legs. (keep in mind these are steel toed boots)* Do you ever shut up?

*High pitch girl voice* Ouchie...

Suiren: Whoa, I didn't know a guy's voice could go that high. So I'm a bit of a dominatrix, I see no harm in it. You're treatin' me like I'm yer maid, 'er b*tch, and just plain p*ssin' me off! I'm in charge now Jounetsu, better get used to it!

*Normal voice* I admit I do get cocky, in more ways than one.

Suiren *Slap!*

But, however your underestimating me. My cousin was in the army after all, don't think he didn't teach me a few tricks. (Plus he was good at getting out of tight places and lock picking.) *Slides out of the chains and cracks bones back into place* Ow. Ya really do hit hard.

Suiren: Where do ya think yer goin'?! *tries to lasso him*

*catches the end of the chain* Shall we dance?

Suiren: Yer on. *charges at 'im and kicks high, aimin' fer the jaw*

*dodges and attacks back with an upper cut*

--after hours of a pointless fight--

Suiren: D@mn it... *now the one bound in chains and my boots are gone too*

Now, now. You lost fair and square and you promised if I ever beat you I could kiss you.

Suiren: YOU'VE BEEN HOLDIN' BACK ALL THIS TIME YA B*ST*RD!! ARGH!! But a promise is a promise, so... HURRY UP AND UNCHAIN ME ALREADY AND I'LL GIVE YOU YER D@MN KISS!!

You'll run away! You always run. It's VERY rude, and you want to be a lady someday?

Suiren: F*CK YOU!!

I'd love nothing better, but language my dear. Tsk tsk tsk. *shakes a finger* I don't like swearing in my house.

Suiren: YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!! And if you even come near my face I will b*tch slap you so d@mn bad when I get outta these things.

Temper, Suiren, temper. If you'd just calm down and clear your head a bit, you'd be more relaxed and could enjoy the experience. You know how many girls would beg to make-out with me?

Suiren: About a million in yer fantasy land.

You really aren't very nice. Still... I'm sure I'm cutting off a bit of your circulation. *loosens the chains just a bit*

Suiren: *takes a deep breath and calms down* Could ya just take 'em off? Please?

Promise me Suiren.

Suiren: I promise not to smash yer face in and run off with out rewardin' ya yer prize.

That's a good girl! And you're even remembering your manners!

Suiren: (I am not the only one who wants to kill this guy, right?) *big blue puppy dog eyes* please take the chains off Bara-chan. I wuv you.

KAWAII!! *hugs her* YOu are just too precious!! *smoothers her with hugs and kisses to the cheek*

Suiren: (Cuz I REALLY want to kill 'im. What boy friend treats his girl like a kid, huh?) Bara, I can't breath!

Gomen. *Lets her go and unchains her, tossing the chains into the corner* That better?

Suiren: Thanks fer lettin' me go.

And the kiss, my dear?

Suiren: Oh! Look at the time, almost 2 a.m.! I have driver's class tomorrow morning! Too bad. I gotta get home.

YOU PROMISED!!

Suiren: I didn't smash yer face in.

... (Dare I? I think "yes"!) *grabs her by the shoulders, pins her to the bed, and kisses her on the lips* That was worth all the pain. You're just lucky I'm in no condition for anything beyond kissing.

Suiren: *smacks him on the head* Stop usin' the mind in yer pants and start usin' the one in yer head! Hentai...

... (it was worth it.)

Suiren *ignores Bara fer a sec* Well it looks like I have ta play nurse till Bara's better. See ya later! (And don't worry, I can handle 'im should the other brain take over 'im again)

Suiren and Bara

Dear Chichiri,

*Blushes* Aw, I had lot of old stuff. Stuff I haven't worn fer a whole year. No point in just throwin' it out if it's still good. I never did finish cleanin' my room though. I'll do that tomorrow if I remember to. Oh did Tasuki tell you I've tied Bara up with heavy metal chains and we are now debatin' which torchure method ta use? *Swings chain around like a lasso.* Watch yer head, ya get hit with this it'll hurt!

Suiren (Bara's "tied up" at the moment) ^_~

Dear Chichiri,

Ha ha! Ethel! That's cute! Thank you, Chichiri sama. *coughs* I think I should rest now. *tries to stand, but realizes her leg is completely numb* Darnit, that's been happening alot lately. *sighs* I guess I'll take a nap here. May I lean on you? *starts to fall asleep sitting up* Tanoshikatta desu.

Sakura

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

I was going to offer the alternate definition of "cyber", but I thought better of it. Somehow an old man (at least by Miaka's standards) like myself explaining something like that would seem a bit... off, shall we say. I find it a bit strange that the younger crowd is learning about such things, but at the moment, there is still government-mandated education for the junior high group. I suppose the kids will always know more than they let on. (Hah - that's a funny phrase, considering I'm not long out of my childhood myself).

College is tough, but if Princess Riako sticks it out, it's rewarding. If her teacher really doesn't have legitimate reasons to be giving her poor marks, she needs to take it up with someone in the administration and start some conflict-resolution processes. The University Ombudsman might be a good place to start, if that office exists.

Kazuma will be looking for a long time if he thinks he can solve the riddle of women. A very long time. As for the bathing suit - generally it requires a certain figure, and it's often a very revealing design, even though everything that needs to be covered is. If ya don't got it, wearin' a Speedo's not the best thing you can do.

For our marching band members, from someone who's been there - Drink LOTS of water, whenever you get the chance, even if you have drank a considerable amount for the day. Even just using glide step and playing, you create a considerable amount of heat. Stay hydrated, please!

Shoot, I'm doing the whole advice column thing again. Well, I hope nobody minds too much... please?

Especially for Samantha, whose pain I feel. Budgetary issues are also striking at my high school, and the program that looks to be the first to be reduced is music. If you can swing it, see if the budget will allow some monies to be diverted away from other places (like men's athletics) to keep some of the other programs afloat.

Just so that I'm not completely off in advice-giving land (I think I got tessen-fried for it the last time), I'll pose a question for you. What's the climate like in the respective kingdoms and the mountain that Tai-yu-jun makes her abode at?

Silver

Dear Chichiri,

Shes my imaginary sister, your right i dont have any siblings or family sorry to get you confused. Wow, you remember me? Cool! *starts to play with bangs again* Im adicted. *gives great big bear hug*

Chichiri's girl

Dear Chichiri,

yes and it keeps getting better! I FINALLY got my scanner to work! Heres the link to the page where it's at! http://www.freewebs.com/chichiri-tasuki/my%20pics.htm. I warn you now though, if you leave the page you'll have to back up to get to it as I have not yet added the link the that page to my other pages. So I'm warnin ya now! But I hope you love it! For as long as it took me I think it looks pretty darn good! Enjoy Chiri! Now to start Tasuki's and Nuriko's! *giggles* Have a good night!

Yuri

Dear Mitsukake,

help me!! my mom is outta control!! >_< how long does menopause usually last?! T_T she's got it now.. and bad.. and her mood swings are horrible to the family... one minute she is happy... the next... she is yelling at me... i don't like it *cries*

Princess Riako

p.s... do you have any tranquilizer in your bag for my mom?

Dear Mitsukake,

Well I can say my staying in step improved by like 500% so that's a good thing. And I put sunscreen on every morning and in the afternoon so I should be alright. Oh well, it could have been a LOT worse than what it was so I'm grateful! Although I feel sorry for my sister... she was pink all over after we got home... *pokes sister*

Yuri

Dear Nuriko,

I forgot to answer your question you had for me. I'm doing very well! Although, marching is a killer because I over heat easily... and I didn't take my advil this morning before I went to I'm kinda sore... but Drivers Ed is a BLAST! My Teacher makes it SO fun! ^_^ Thanks again Nuriko!

Yuri

Dear Tasuki,

Yuri will forgive me after the kitchen is cleaned up. She always has in the past, and I can admit, I'm horrible at cooking... although... she's never thrown a pot at me before. But it's better than a log being thrown at you I guess. And she wasn't chucking it at you, she was chucking it at me.

Yuri *comes back in holding a pot* Would you like another one thrown at you Haku?!

Haku: no... not really.

Yuri: Your just lucky yer so d@mn cute! Tasuki, PLEASE keep him out and AWAY from the kitchen... If you have to, smack him uplong side the head with yer tessen, I don't care! Keep him AWAY from my kitchen! *leaves*

Haku and Yuri

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

I have to start Spanish this year and I don't know a lick of it. I'm lazy and don't like learning other languages, either. You wouldn't happen to know a good site that would help me learn this cr*p faster? >.> Thanks.

El Stupido

PS: Also, my Spanish Teacher is insane. She can't speak english barley. O.o

Dear Tasuki,

*grabs a towel and covers Tasuki* Hey c'mon breathe. Just breathe... don't panic you should be fine just relax! Feel better?

Mai Valentine

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

My, My, My. None of these lovely ladies seem to be interested in me, but I'm sure interested in them! *sigh* Such beauty, such grace. What devine beings. Surly they have all fallen from heaven. I must help them back up and find their wings. There is one person who interests me. This fellow, Bara. *Bows* We seam to have a lot in common (Women wise). It is a shame he already has someone. I think it's best to see the ladies, but still remain a bachelor. No tieing down and you still get to enchant thy fare lady. Well I'll be around. Farewell for now. *skips off humming*

Kazuma

Dear Tamahome,

whats more important love or friendship? please answer cuz im desprate for an answer? and do u love miaka?

ali davis

Dear Hotohori,

*a bloody battle is taking place on black mountain all the can be seen from a humans view is a white wolf running about and a black wolf hot on her tail then a grey wolf jumps in his eye burned and kills the black wolf for good and goes over to the white wiolf seeing shes badly hurt and takes her off to his den*

Aishizu and Mystery Wolf

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

oh gee thanks nuriko... *sigh* i am otaku.. i own nothing but anime shirts.. which means i gotta go shopping for new clothes... even if i AM just applying in retail stores like gap and things...

question for you AGAIN... hair... from abot 4 inches up from the bottom of my hair... it is SOOO dry... like a dead bush... and it poofs... yanno... and i use conditioner but my hair still is dry... i wonder if there are any SPECIAL techniques... like vigrously rubbing the conditoner IN the bottom of my hair... like a massage... or filling a BIG bowl full of conditioner and letting it sit in it fo 5 minutes?the scalp of my hair seems fine... and shiny... and healthy but it's the bottom of my hair that looks like it hasn't had anything to eat in years.. .so i figure i might be shampooing wrong o.O;;;

mitsukake... if you coul pick ONE food that is the most healtiest out there.. what is it? i am thinking it is tofu... but i could be wrong. you are the only doctor i like... i have to get my yearly physical and on the 20th i gotta get the blood work... yea yea... drink lots of water and fast... but.. they always keep poking my arm over and over because my veins are deep... T_T can you give me the shot instead? i know you have the skill to find my deep rooted veins in one poke!!!

better yet... oooohhhh tasuki... *sneaks behind him with a needle and a small vile to hold blood* ohh tasuki wasuki... pookie pie... it seems i need but a SMALL sample of blood *grins*

Princess Riako

Dear Tasuki,

*finally in dry clothes and new steel toe boots* Ah, that's better. Ya still complainin' Bara?

Bara: It hurts...

Yer such a little baby.

Bara: Any guy would cry if you kicked him hard inbetween the legs!

I barely touched ya. Ya want me ta try harder?

Bara: NO!! YOU DEVIL WOMAN DON'T YOU COME NEAR ME!! *runs away into the corner, cowering.*

*grins* Oh how the tables have turned. Oi! Tasuki, ya wanna help me torment the lil' hentai? I got some chains in the basement. (I really do have some heavy metal chains. ^_^) 'Er is that a little extreme? Oh well. *retrieves the chains from the basement storage room* Bara-chan!

Bara: *little girl scream* AHHH!! *tries to run away*

*lassos 'im with the chain and chains 'im up* Now, should I kick ya, punch ya, 'er just plain torture ya? So many choices... 'Er I could leave ya hear ta starve. Tasuki, yer call. I'm game fer anythin' ta make 'im suffer.

Suiren and Bara

Dear Chichiri,

Hi Chiri-chan! Guess what I did?! I donated all m' clothes to charity! Well, a good majority. I only have a few shirts and shorts left. Besides, it gives me a chance fer new clothes and my mom knows I do need clothes. I'm still cleanin' out my room and gettin' rid a lot of things, it's weird... like how fishin' calms you, organizin' m' stuff calms me. Weird. I tell my mom I like my room clean and she laughs, cuz I'm usually so messy. Guess sometimes the "house-wife" nature takes over and I just except it and clean everythin' with out complainin'. I wish I didn't have ta share a room with m' sister. I'd like more room and she's more lazy and less organized than me! ARGH!! Eventually a mess will annoy me, so I've actually been a benefit fer Bara. He is VERY messy because he refuses to do house work. (stuck up lil' rich boy!)

Bara: Will you GO HOME?!

Are you still holdin' yerself? I didn't kick ya THAT hard.

Bara: HARD ENOUGH YA DEVIL WOMAN!

*turns back to you* Ya see I kinda kicked 'im in his parts and he's been b*tchin' about it all day. Tasuki's just laughin' at 'im and I think Bara's pride has been hurt. Heh, wouldn't hurt to deflate that ego of his. *snickers* Tasuki-chan said I should invest in steel toe boots, too bad fer Bara. *grins*

Suiren and Bara

Dear Chichiri,

No I haven't tried alternatives... *feels a little weak and then falls to the floor* ...

A not so very good Wolflover

Dear Tasuki,

No... I haven't... *sits up and then hugs him for a moment* I still feel bad for making it sound like I was lyin' to you.. I feel that I still owe you and apologie... *looks up into his eyes.. a tear falls down her cheek*

Wolflover

Dear Chichiri,

I have a big problem, I have a friend and her name is Laura. She is 22 and she has a 5 year old kid. He's sick with nemonia how ever you spell it and her boyfriend is at work for the summer in Texas. What should i do? Im scared for her son and her. She's poor, and lives by herself. Im really scared, I just meet her 2 weeks ago and i would be so sad if she lost her son. Her son wishes that he could talk to you Chichiri but he cant so i will ask this question for him: Would you ever be friends with him? Thats all he asked, I am so mad, its my fault for not being there for her sooner. Please help me, i need some advice, oh, and Aya says hi. *grabs Chichiri cries on his cheast*

Chichiri's girl

Dear Chichiri,

At the very end of the video you have to watch it all the way through

Kikio

Dear Tasuki,

B... But you said you don't fry anything on command... except Tamahome... ah well... fine then... I'll just go find someone else to do it... -_-

I finished my final project!! YAAAYY!!! And schools over on like... wait... tomarrow... SWEET JESUS THIS MAKES ME HAPPY!!! Ah... and then comes my birthday in July... yay... ^^

Faye

Dear Tasuki,

hey there tasuki how are you? do you like your hair color? if u wanted to change the color of your hair what color would it be? I have purple hair right now its kool... Well I do hope everthing with Bara an Surien work out then

Nanashi

Dear Chichiri,

Hola, peace on the world and good will towards men. im wierd today. *turns chibi and lays on Chichiri's lap* Hello, I see you. *starts to play with his bangs again* Wow, its bouncy... bong bing bong bing bong bing.. *something hits the back of her head* Ouch!! Aya!!

Aya: What I did nothing *twittles her fingers*

Chichiri's girl: *turns torward Chichiri* Thats my big mean sister!

Aya: *throws another shoe* I AM NOT MEAN!!

Chichiri's girl: *hides behind Chichiri* Save me, or wait I have my sword!

Aya: Oh no, this will be bad!

Chichiri's girl: *takes out sword and swings it around* AHHHH, Help its a possessed sword!(the wierdest family in the world)

Chichiri's girl

Dear Nuriko,

Those should help me a lot *hug* Thanks Nuriko! And I am for sure starting a picture of you tonight! JUST finished the final details on Chiri's picture and am goin to fiure out this scanner *stares at the scanner and laughs* Well I'll get it eventually!

Yuri

Dear Tasuki,

The real quiestion is, Do you wish to go see why it is so quiet, bandit? I've learned all to quickly, not to mess with her kitchen... She snaps. And she almost becomes mental... *gets a pot thrown at him. He dodges it* You see what I mean? Although, there is an up side to all of this *grin*

Haku

Dear Mitsukake,

Well I was using SPF 45... adn I STILL got burned! *sigh* Must not have been very good sun screen in the first place y'know? *yawns and stretches* Oh well, got to go get ready for marching band. Hopefully today will go better than yesterday and hopefully I will learn to stay in step with Riverdance Opener... one can only hope... Have a good day Mitsukake!

Yuri

Dear Chichiri,

*pulls line up with your help, and a small fish falls on her head* Ah! It's so cute! *drops it into a glass bowl that mysteriously appeared at her side* I'm gonna call him Fred. *chichiri's line wiggles* Ah! Your line! reel it in! *waves two fans resembling the Japanese flag to cheer you on*

Sakura

Dear Tasuki,

*steps out in a bath robe* Ya think he'd learn by now.

Bara *comes to* OW!! MY HEAD!! Ow that hurts!

He's a real b*tch to deal with afterwards, I hope you know that Tasuki m' buddy. Better help the guy out. I wouldn't be a very good friend or girl friend if I didn't. *walks over to Bara and kneels down by him* It hurt?

Bara: Oh, not really. I've had enough head injuries to be able to snap right back.

Really? So you're okay?

Bara: Yes.

Hmm... *stands up and kicks him inbetween the legs*

Bara: OW!! NOT THERE!!

Bara, start thinkin' with yer brain and not yer "manhood." Honestly, if you keep this up I may just have to leave you, should I damage ya too much. And how many times have I kicked ya where the sun don't shine? Five, seven, ten times?

Bara: ENOUGH TIMES!! PLEASE STOP DOING THAT!! GOD WOMAN, DO YOU WANT ME TO BE INCAPABLE OF HAVING CHILDREN?!

*ignores him* Yeah, I'm good friend. I'm a good girl friend. But I'm not a good person.

Bara: YOU ARE SICK!!

*laughs* Then don't stick things where they don't belong. (I love that line) I can snap you like a twig and don't you forget that.

Bara: DOMINATRIX!!

Proud ta be. Ya don't get any where being a kiss @$$. Tell me, how far has our relationship gotten?

Bara: Not very.

I'd be more than willin' ta be more intament, should ya stop worshippin' me so we could do somethin' TOGETHER instead! You are SO not the master of passion Jounetsu-kun, so stop actin' like this prince up on his white horse, get off my @$$ and just talk ta me normally 'er somethin'. Can't ya be normal and take me to the movies and then a cheap restaurant 'er SOMETHIN'! I wouldn't mind gettin' a flower from ya either. Geez! Just cuz I am a rough and tumble tom-boy doesn't mean I ain't a girl who appritiates the simpler things! I ain't askin' much of ya, but every time I try ta give ya somethin' ya ... YA FREAK OUT!!

Bara: *feeling very bad now*

Boys can be so dense. Can ya at leat understand I care fer ya and want ya ta be happy? Yer my buddy first after all. So please Bara, please... *starts to tear up* I love ya, ya big stupid lil' rich boy.

Bara: You're really hitting me hard Suiren.

Gomen. I really didn't mean ta get so serious, but hey... just stop actin' like a perv and I won't have ta kick ya there. That or learn to where an athletic cup 'er somethin'.

Bara: *chuckles* Well I dunno about that, but you're right. Friends first. I love my over powering strong willed heaven sent vixen.

More adjectives then needed, but I get the point. *turns back to Tasuki* Any advise on what I should do? Ya know Bara's just gonna resort back ta his normal self in a few hours. I dunno what ta do Tasuki.

Suiren and Bara

Dear Chichiri,

*wake up after being hit by Tasuki (again)* Okay, so then I threw a bucket of cold water and Suiren, but the little sprite slipped away before I could even touch her.

Suiren: *opens the laundry room door (where I've been hiding)* Our clothes are dry. *tosses Bara his clothes* Put them on or I'll put them on for you.

*sweat drop then sigh* You are such a little spoil sport and on such a humid day, surely your in no condition for anything that requires energy.

Suiren: Listen Bara, I'm recovered more than half way from both problems, so just shut the h*ll up and put yer d@mn clothes on!

You're no fun. I thought you liked the whole freedom from clothing.

Suiren: Well yeah, but there's a thing called "decency" Bara. I can't go runnin' around in my boxers all day. Though I really do hate all the clothes they have out right now. Nothing fits me, girl's stuff reveals too much, and mom won't get me any more sweats.

Why not where low riding jeans and a shirt that shows your midriff?

Suiren: Need I go through this again? I ain't one of those girls who dresses like a street walker, wears tons of make up, has sex with every guy who looks at her, and has everything but their ears pierced!

I see, but why care so much?

Suiren: Because I need clothes Bara! Ya've seen what I'm stuck wearing. Stuff I've had since I was 6! (sad but true)

*pulls my jeans back on, but ignores the shirt* Well then, I shall just have to take you shopping sometime.

Suiren: Hey thanks. *shies back into the laundry room*

Suiren, get back out here!

Suiren: Fat chance! My clothes are still cold! I ain't comin' out in my undergarments!

Please?

Suiren: PUT YER SHIRT ON AND TRY AN' CONVINCE TASUKI YA AIN'T TREATIN' ME BAD!!

Bara and Suiren

Dear Chiriko,

I need a microphone and stuff for my computer. Though I do not know what kind/brand I should get.

FuruChan

Dear Tasuki,

Too young? Tasuki, I'm 15... and I know much more than you could imagine. Meh, in 4th grade the kids in my class would make jokes about that sorta thing. Of course, I didn't know what it meant back then. I am so innocent. Reallly. << >> << >> Eh heh.

FuruChan (pwnz u)

Dear Hotohori,

Your Highness, I really need your help. You see my school lost A LOT of money (like almost 1/2 million from what I heard), because people from our town don't want to pay taxes for our extra-curricular activities. So they cut almost all of the music programs, and pracically all of the girls' sports teams, including cheerleading- which I am the captain of. I am absolutely devastated. Even though I am graduating this year, I always dreamed of going back during homecoming and seeing my girls kick butt in their routines, and of course going back to the band concerts, and making fun of all of my friends even though I'm just as big of a bandgeek as them. But now I can't do that, because they won't be there anymore. I know you can't make a donation (it would be hard to mail it to another world), but do you have any advice on how to restore some money to my school, so that everything won't be terminated? It really means a lot to me. When I found out that my activities were cut, I was in tears, so please help!

Samantha

Dear Chichiri,

hey hey chichiri how are you? hey can i have your hat?

Nanashi

Dear Nuriko,

Hey! Long time no chit chat! How you been Nuriko?! Hey I need your help, I've been trying to find a pattern for a japanese robe or Kimono. You think you could lend me a hand? I would be ever greatful Nuriko! Hope you can help!

Yuri

Dear Mitsukake,

yes, thank you. Sorry 'bout that. *chuckled* Lost my head there for a second. *smiles* Daijoub desu, domo arigatou gozaimashita!

Tori

Dear Chichiri,

*sittin with you by a lake* It's calm here, I like it. Do you fish often? *line wriggles* Ah! What now!?

Sakura

Dear Tasuki,

Well... if Haku (that's what he goes by) didn't destroy my kitchen I'll see what I can do... but until then... I can only wait *hears more things crashing* Oh I can't see my kitchen destroyed again! *runs into kitchen and drags someone else out* Haku... STAY out here by Tasuki while I go clean up the mess you made... I'm just grateful you didn't set it on fire again! Then maybe I'll make lunch... *drops him and goes back to the kitchen* HAKU YOU BAKA!! HOW COULD YOU MAKE THAT BIG OF A MESS IN THAT SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME! This'll take me forever to clean it up!! *all falls quiet in kitchen*

Haku: I didn't make that big of a mess...

Yuri and Haku

Dear Mitsukake,

One can only guess, but I'm sure she'll listen. Even if she doesn't Bara will talk some sense into her none the less. I only want her to eat something so she doesn't make herself sick and I am glad that she is getting used to the heat. I don't do to hot in the summer either with the heat. *sigh* That's one reason why I swim A LOT. or just stick my head in a bucket of cold water *giggles* Either one works for me. But... do you have any advice with sun burns? Oh the funniest thing with a sun burn. Okay you know how I had that brace on for like... 9? weeks? Well anyways, I have a sun burn on my hand and it is ONLY where my brace was, although now it hurts when I poke my hand... but I tell ya, it pays to have nice cold hands all the time *smiles*

Yuri

Dear Chichiri,

Ah, well I haven't seen them all so I really don't have an opinion. But I REALLY want to see them all... I will eventually. Arigato, I'm gonna need all the luck I can get. After all the times my mother has showed me I still don't get it... And I'm usually really good with computers... *scratches head* Oh well... but, Marching Practice was alright this morning... got REALLY tired and then it started raining... but I DID get my new horn! I'm happy! And then Drivers Ed class started today... My insructer is SOOO funny! ^_^ But I've had a good day sept I'm a bit tired but a bit of sleep and that's fixed *smiles* But OH Inuyasha's on tonight. YES! Well I need to go finish my Drivers Ed homework! Take care fer now Chichiri!

Yuri

Dear Chichiri,

I just love that dancing puppet it's so funny!

Kikio

Dear Chichiri,

Hello, its me again. *plays with bangs* Tomorrow im making a website and i will give you the site name and you can see my picture. I look ugly so please dont lauph? *gives Chichiri a big hug* I missed you this weekend, how have you been? Sorry about that last e-mail, my brother gave it to me so sorry? *looks around* Weeeee!! I hurt really bad today, I went fishing and my brother pushed me into the pond and since i cant swim i kept tring to get to the rocks but i kept hitting my head against them so my head hurts.

Chichiri's girl

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

Well that went without a hitch! I was called a pervert 7 times and slaped 3 times. Almost all the ladies I talked to thought I was crazy. I wonder why? On the plus, I got a phone number! *looks through letters* Ah, but do my eyes deciceive me! Look at all the young ladies I see here! Surly one of them will answer the riddle of the mystery that surrounds all women. I often wonder why people think I'm a mix of Ayame (Fruits Basket), Shigure (Fruits Basket), and Dark (DNAngel). They mainly say I'm more of a Shigure though. I wonder why? Maybe I should read more of the seires some time to find out why. *Reads through book 5* Nope still don't know why. Oh well. All I found out was I like his saying! It's absolutly wonderfull! *skips off singing* High School Girls, High School Girls, All For Me, High School Girls! Ha Ha Ha Ha *repeats song while skipping off into the distance...*

Kazuma

Dear Chichiri,

What do ya know. My parents aren't that bad after all. I was going to kill my brother right before we sat down to eat b/c he wouldn't let it go but my parents were in the room. After supper my dad came through and made my brother load and unload the diswasher *big grin* (usually we both unload and load it or one unloads and the other loads every night). My brother started to the big big huffy puffy "But why do I have to load it too!" "Because it's not that hard to open a can of corn." Oh yeah! Score one for my dad! That night, lying in bed I was listening to my new CD I burned and I had a little bit of a hard time getting to sleep once I realized I put the same song on there twice! *ROTFLMAO* Human error, plan and simple. It's a cool song too so I don't really mind. I think the big reason I had trouble falling asleep was the heat. I left my door open to get a little circulation and I was still hot with no sheets on. *pant* Maybe I should try opening my window sometime. Now I can understand why Suiren isn't feeling to good in this heat. It's even worse marching. Today we got a little wet when it started to sprinkle. It felt soooo good but it's not good for the insterments. I play the Alto Sax. We have the easy way of carrying and playing. *laughs at Yuri* I'm only joking. : P B/C it's a killer on the neck! I'll just have to deal! (and strenghten my neck!)

~Ayame~

Dear Mitsukake,

*nervous laughter* Yes, I do suppose I should know about the human body, male and female. AND what better to learn than to physically examine one! *looks and Suiren and grins*

Suiren: You touch me again and I'll make sure you're in traction fer ten years. *cracks knuckles*

Hehe, as you can see Mitsukake-san, Suiren and I are a very cute couple. There's so much love in this relationship.

Suiren *beats Bara over the head with a hammer*

Ah, the pain of love.

Bara and Suiren

Dear Tasuki,

(Who are you calling mental?!) *blushes* It's not somethin' ya'd like ta hear, trust me. Somethin' prob'ly is f*ck*d up with my... "parts" That's all I'm gonna say and as fer Bara... Chichiri tried to help me remove him, but the only thing cold water removes is the guy's clothes, so now he's half naked and molestin' me. Can you PLEASE hit him?!

Bara: *sweat drop* Now, now Suiren, no need for that. I am not molesting you, just merely embracing you close in my arms with my boxers on. Which also are wet, maybe I should take them off too--

NO!! You even touch the waist band and I'm gone! Take yer clothes to the laundry room and throw 'em in the dryer! It ain't that hard.

Bara: Me? Do house work? I think not. *tosses my wet clothes to Suiren* Be a dear and do it for me.

I ain't yer servant.

Bara: Do it. *touches the waist band of boxers*

*runs off and locks myself in the laundry room* I think I got myself inta more than I can handle. Jo ain't usually so... Well he's a messed up little b*st*rd. I'm glad at his house though instead o' mine. I had my first driver's ed. class this morning and it was LONG. The teacher was so FUNNY though, he said we can't go outside during break though because kids either smoke 'er have sex. (a joke of course, the sex part anyway) *Laughs* I love this guy! Hmm, what else? Oh! My mom's driving the neighbor boy home with us (I have the same class with 'im) an' get this, he's the guy I've had the crush on fer 5 years. D@mn, I started actin' all girly. Blushin' and talkin' in a quiet voice. I always feel so weird around boys, prob'ly cuz Bara's got me so messed up. I wanna be nice an' stuff, but I ain't a flower and rainbow kinda girl. Bring on the skulls and blood! YAY!!

Bara *knocks on the door* Suiren, c'mon out! I found some clothes.

*slowly opens the door* Um, Bara... yer still in yer boxers.

Bara: I lied. *throws a cold bucket of water on Suiren*

AIEEEEEEE!! COLD!! COLD!! COLD!!

Bara: Oh my, I didn't mean to do that. (lie) Now I guess you'll have to take your clothes off too. (I'm a genius)

You even touch my shoelaces and I kick that perfect rich-boy smile in. *hides back in the laundry room, lockin' the door and throwin' the key.* Okay, so now we're both soaked. Ya may want ta leave now Tasuki, Bara's right. I do have ta get outta these wet clothes. Go beat the cr*p outta Bara, our clothes will be dry in an hour.

Suiren and Bara

Dear Chichiri,

*shivering* Hey... that's cold. Do you want me to get sick?

Suiren: OMG!! Chichiri do you know what you've done?!

*takes off my wet shirt, revealing my handsome and muscular body* Now I'm going to have to take off all my clothes and alas I don't have any spare outfits, I'll just have to cuddle up with Suiren for warmth.

Suiren: Ya couldn't of smacked him on the head with yer shakujou, could ya? Thanks a lot! (sarcasm)

*wraps arms around Suiren* Oh I'm so cold now...

Suiren: AHHH! OFF ME NOW!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF!! CHICHIRI THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!

Bara and Suiren *big sweatdrop*

Dear Chichiri,

*pokes his hair and pulls it down in his face and stares at it* You need a new conditioner cause you have split ends *lets go of the hair and smiles* just kidding

Nazuna

Dear Tasuki,

*goes chibi and sits on his head* HELLO!!

Nazuna

Dear Mitsukake,

My name is Tori, I'm Sakura's brother. I know you've lost someone as dear to you as Sakura is to me. Everyday I wonder how I'll deal with it. How can I go on knowing she's dying? I can't be happy knowing Sakura is hurting inside! She tells me everyday how much it hurts to think about her illness, and the guilt! She can't seem to let it go. I tell her to talk to Chichiri-sama about it, but she says no! I know you're not a psychiatrist, but please tell me you know what I'm going through! I can't lose her, can't you use your healing powers to get rid of the leukemia!...

I'm sorry, Mitsukake sama, I guess I'm getting a bit hysterical myself. *takes three slow deep breaths* I'm very truly sorry *bows*. Anyway, my point is that I just need a grasp on reality here. Someone to talk to. I don't know what to do. Please, any advice, thoughts, anything will help me. Thank You

Tori

Dear Chichiri,

Oh yeah, I'm fine outside. I go for short walks with Tori everyday. *sigh* I don't like being sick, especially knowing I'm going to die. It's strangee, I don't feel as though I'm dying. Will it hurt? I'm scared, Chichiri. I don't want to die and leave everything behind. *hug* If I pray long enough, will I live? *sniffle* I can't just sit around, so fishing is a good idea. I know! Let's go to your favorite spot, and you can teach me how to fish! I'm trying to be happy, I really am because the doctor says stressing over dying could kill me anyway even if I weren't sick. *starts to cry*. Shinitakunai! *buries her face your shirt*

Sakura

Dear Mitsukake,

*has red eyes* Guuuu... cure me... allergies are too much!

FireGoddess90

Dear Chichiri,

Chichiri look at the end credits for this video it's soooooo funny!!

Kikio

Dear Nuriko,

How can you be so beautiful? Your my favorite of the Seishi and are too awsome. ^-^ You have good taste, too. Oh, I was wondering, what colors go better together, Pink and Black or Pink and blue? (It's for somthing I'm gonna wear to a party) Well, thanks! Stay cool. :P

Pohm-Pohm

Dear Chichiri,

I've got a sunburn and I'm pretty good, thanks for asking ^^ Have you ever had a gren tea slushie?

Rei-chan

Dear Nuriko,

Obsessing... right.. lol I need to learn to just let things go the way they go. Think of better things like meh cosplay XD I missed a cosplay picnic to go to work instead 0_0 the good thing is that even though I miss events, I get more money to create costumes ^_^ I was working on Kaname, Chidori because I have the perfect skirt fabric and I could easily buy some white fabric. Jeeze it's so hot! It's supposed to thunderstorm! But they've been saying that for 3 days now...

Rei-chan

Dear Chichiri,

OMFG! I'm at my wits end! I don't know what to do anymore! I'm going to stangle my brother any minute now! It's bad enough that he has to have his way but my parents always let him have his way. I know this might not seam like much fighting over who makes salads and who makes the corn but my point is he always gets what he wants! I'm sick and tired of it! Then there's the whole crying over little things like not going to a friends house (FYI he's 14!) and I mean really cry like a toddler that has a toy taken away. Just because he's younger does he really deserve to get what he wants instead of me?! I can't wait till my party when he'll be told to leave me alone. I think when I have friends over is the only time my parents make him stay away from me (for his safty). They're right, it does make one feel better just by telling someone. But that still doesn't mean I'm going to beat up my bro. Oh well, I can dream can't I? *snicker* Though knowing me, I'll get over it by tonight or tomorrow. Then I won't have to see him while I have marching practice! Yippee! A good reason for marching!

~Ayame~

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

Hai! It was! ^^ and as for tamahome... *has already captured tamahome in cardboard box and taped it shut* yay! now to catch nuriko! *puts on nuclear gear and picks up a pink lipstick tube* yech! its pink AND its makeup! brrr! *ties to fishing pole, runs off to cast line and get a pokeball for nuriko...*

Kouga: Ummm... she does know that she taped over tamahome`s air holes, right?

Inuyasha: Somehow, i doubt it.

(Meanwile, in the living room of her friend tetra`s mansion)

Termina: *Writing "Nuriko`s Pokeball" on her mom`s stove* I ran out of boxes, okay?! >.<

Tetra: *puting up posters of hotohori inside the stove, as an afterthought, puts on several manga...* (A few hours later)

Stove: *decorated... but the area where you bake stuff (aka the spot where nuriko is supoosed to go) is filled with manga!*

Tetra: CR*P!bHow are we gonna fit nuri-chan in there?!

Termina: good question... we could shrink him!

Tetra: somehow, i doubt we could do that...

Termina, Tetra, Kouga, And Inuyasha

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

Who can honestly say they feel comfertable wearing a speedo?! I can. I mean what is there that isn't manly about a speedo? Men use them all the time for swimming meets, so then why do women feel it's so wrong for me to wear one? I shall never fully be able to grasp the concept of women. What really goes on in their mind? This is one mystery man is maybe not suppose to solve. *sigh* Oh well! I must try to crack this riddle at once! Oh ladies! *skips off humming*

Kazuma

Dear Chichiri,

Rei: Hiyas Chichiri-sama!! *glomps*

Kyoko: Rei could you please stop doing that.. you might hurt someone

Rei: do what?

Kyoko: ... *slaps Rei over the head*

Rei: owie ow ow.. that hurt! Chichiri tell her to stop hitting me?!

Kyoko: whatever..

Kyoko Misami and Rei Nakano

Dear Tasuki,

Yeah sorry Tasuki for taking your tessen away last time... Anyway I finally got to compete in one of those Duel monsters tournaments, but sorry no win. *hits head* if only I laid down that dumb trap card in the first place the other player wouldn't have enough time to attack. I came in like.. 6th place or somethin' I coulda beaten all of them if I wanted too. Oh my friend Rei just wanted to say hi!

Kyoko Misami and Rei Nakano

Dear Nuriko,

demo.. demo... university is so hard >_>;;;... it WASN'T because i never did the work <_<;;;; besides.. one teacher was just an a-hole... he complained (in my life drawing class) i drew 2 slow... >_< and not up to his standards... *sigh*

anywho.. yeah... it seemed i did better at community college level ^^;;;

so the cruel and unusal punishment... most kids when they get punished get their cell taken away... or their car.. or hangning out at night with friends... but because we are otaku... we get it worse!! we get our anime and manga taken away and it really hurts my soul T_T

i came home from the library only to find my stuffed bookshelf empty... my walls barren.. my toys gone... my dvd's missing... it was a horrible punishment indeed, but... gladly... a few days later.. i found where they hid my stuff... >_>;;

now i am looking for a job... since i had to quit my old one due to school... and since you are fashionably sensible... and since it is SOOO hot here... what would you recomend i wear when i go out job hunting? i wanna look nice but pants are 2 uncomfortable and hot... and the shorts i have... don't really look good... capri's? dress shorts?

Princess Riako

Dear Chichiri,

I'm looking forward to getting it up! But unfortunataly... I STILL don't know how to use our new scanner... it confuses me... but I will figure it out... I've got the rest of the summer! *giggles* But... my sister ate some Kiwee (sp?) and she went HYPER! She scared me... and she... okay well she always does that... but this time... it was worse. Anyways, I watched Inuyasha tonight... wow... the Band of 7 are weird... what's your favorite episode on Inuyasha?

Yuri

Dear Mitsukake,

Mitsukake... I am happy if she eats anything at all. I swear, I will bring her all the food we have in our house here just to... wait a minute... *stares at box of Ramen noodles* Okay she's getting some on the 16th! There is NO WAY I am seeing my best bud starve herself! BARA!! YOU SHOULD BE HELPING HER TOO!! IF YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING MORE FOR HER, OH YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO DO TO YOU! *slaps self* okay... I'm better... Yes, but I will talk to her Mitsukake, I will.

yuri

Dear Tasuki,

Don't be, you didn't know, it's my fault for not telling you so don't worry about it... *stares at Bara's letter and sweatdrops* I don't even want to know... I really hope he doesn't go to Mitsukake... But wow have I been busy! But I did get to go to work tonight. I got to help serve steak! It was fun... then I got to eat one, it was SOO good *happy sigh* You want one?! n one of the pianos there and because I can't use my one hand this one guy started givin me sh*t about my playing and I was like, well I was thinking, "WTF?! I CAN'T USE BOTH MY HANDS!" oh I wanted to say that but I kept my cool... hmm... *scratches head* well, It could have been worse I guess. *hears pots crashing* Oh no... *shakes head* I need to go help my friend make lunch before he sets something on fire... again...

Yuri

Dear Tasuki,

*reads over letters I've missed* NANI?! ME?! Sweet on that little @$$ grabbing, dirty, perverted old... ARGH!!! I AIN'T LIKE THAT! I AIN'T LIKE THAT!! AHHHH!!! I HATE 'IM!! I HATE 'IM!! I HATE 'IM!! *throws a temper tantrum then settles down* Ow... *grabs stomach an' drops onto my knees.* This heat is killin' me and not to mention... "unmentionables" *sighs* I hate myself. D@MN ME AND THIS CURSED BODY TO H*LL!!

Today I had ta beat the livin' sh*t outta my bros. Peter keeps sneakin' up on me when I'm typin' and scarin' me. THEN the little sh*t pulled my shorts down in public and then Paul started the same d@mn thing! ARGH!! *goes crazy on little brothers* I HATE THE LITTLE B*ST*RDS!! But they get on my nerves and annoy the h*ll outta me fer no reason! Of course it is kinda fun! Peter can pick me up with out breakin' a sweat! (well duh I'm practically skin and bone) And then we joined forces to kill Paul. THEN we gotta chase each other around the house and beat each other up! They ain't afraid to hurt their big sister. You and Aidou should have at it! That'd be a match ta see. Though two fiery siblings could utterly destroy the world along with each other.

Okay what else to tell about... hmm... I'm finally well enough to go back to Bara's! YAY! Let the fun begin! He may be a hentai, but he's MY hentai and no one else can have him! HE'S MINE!! GOT IT?!

Bara: You're having mood swings again.

Oh MadTV is on! BRB! *runs to TV*

Bara : ...She's adorable, isn't she?! We're about ta head back to my place for the night, any romantic advise? Thought I'd try seducing her tonight. She's kinda like you, stubborn, fiery, kick @$$ 24-7. Any chance ya know what she'd go for? *looks over at Suiren* ... She isn't gonna come back so oyasumi my dear bandit. Maybe I'll pick up with the romance some other night, she'll be to giggly tonight. *sighs* Oh well.

Suiren and Bara

Dear Tasuki,

Tao Ren says otherwise. ::luffers Shaman King::

Oh, to that person who asked you what cybering was. Cybering is like phone sex on the computer. People on Gaia actually do cyber. o.o; It's weird. Meh, this has been my warning-like thing.

FuruChan (MILK!)

Dear Chiriko,

Can't buy stuff off the net, 'cause my mom's so paranoid about that. o.O; Meh, maybe Grandma'll get me one for Christmas or something. Hey, I passed the ninth grade! I failed one class which I can make up any year. I want to take something different this year, and take the class I failed another. It's such a miracle I didn't fail, but I was close. I promise to better next time, 'kay?

FuruChan (is in the hizzhouse. o.O;)

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

Yeah. Peachpit is my friend from Mew Mew Alliance. ^__^ Buah! ph33r t3h HTML. Actually, I use the HTML, so it's easier to find my letters. XD

FuruChan

Dear Chichiri,

*gets back up* I'm okay! *laughs* Ah, my beloved is such a little fire cracker.

Suiren: *storms in* BELOVED, MY @$$!! You'll be in traction for years when I'm through with you! *picks him up by the shirt collar*

*chuckles* You like it rough don't you?

Suiren: YOU ARE SUCH A PERVERT!!

*dodges her punches and steals a kiss on the lips* I'm your boy friend. What else would you expect from a Jounetsu? *chuckles and wraps my arms around her* And plus I love you and enjoy teasing you.

Suiren *blushes* Hey... hands off okay. Chichiri, make my perverted boyfriend go away! He's been too... wanting of affection for these past few days. GET HIM OFF!! GET HIM OFF!! GET HIM OFF!!

Suiren and Bara

Dear Mitsukake,

Once a month? So she just gets bad stomach aches? Hmm... *comes back from asking Suiren and glows bright red* Gomen nasai. How very inapropriate of me to ask such things. I really didn't know... And Suiren's... *hugs Suiren tightly* WHY MUST YOU BE CURSED TO SUCH THINGS?!

Suiren *sweat drops* Mitsukake, I'm really sorry about this guy. Bara's a stupid rich boy who pretty much lives alone. I think I'll just take this guy home. Arigato for treating me Mitsukake! C'mon Bara!

Aw... I don't wanna...

Suiren *drags him off*

Bara and Suiren

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

I'm in need of some Japanese name sights. I can't think starit during the summer. Heck, I can barly remember the day of the week! The day after we got out of school (Friday) I woke up and thought it was Sat. Now that's bad! Only 5 more days till my party! So many emotions! Happy, excited, scared, psycho, and a little bit of wanting to breack out in song and dance, mainly Phantom of the Opera (d*mn you Suiren and Bara!). I still must send my get well card to Suiren. Bara, where were you in heath class? I mean, common! If you didn't know about that, then do you know where baby's come from. Honestly! You might be one of the most beautiful men in town but you're not exactly to top of the food chain if you know what I mean.

~Ayame~

Dear Tasuki,

Tasuki... my dear bandit I am a young man of almost 16. My birthday is in July. As for the reasons I don't know... I usually skipped classes like that! HAHAHA. I prefer not to learn such things from a teacher whom I barely know. And alas my father is always out on business and auntie is never home. I learned what I do know from my cousin. But he said it's better I don't know what "that time of the month is" and Mitsukake did tell me when I took Suiren to him, but I still don't get it. Guess I'll have to ask Suiren.

Suiren: I'll tell you on my death bed. *smacks him into the ground* Yeah, yeah listen Bara it ain't "that" that's got me so d@mn sick. It's the heat. I can't stand the humidity in the summer.

SUIREN!! *tackles her with a hug* Oh, you're feeling better!

Suiren *giggles* Yup. My body's getting used to heat thanks to some medicine. I thought since I'm in a good mood right now, we could do somethin'. *reads the start of letter and bursts out laughing* YOU WERE IN CLASS TAKING NOTES WHEN WE LEARNED ABOUT SEX!! *rollin' on the floor laughing* He was a kawaii fifth grade boy and already he was into all that preverted cr*p. He just happened to miss the day when the "girl's bodies" were talked about.

*blushes* Must you embarrass me?

Suiren *giggles* Yes. *picks Bara up and hugs him*

I'm grateful Suiren's feeling bettter and *light sigh* giving me so much attention.

Suiren: Well I do love you Bara. *sets him down and lets him hug me*

Have I died and gone to heaven? *hugs my beloved tightly* Hey... something wrong Suiren?

Suiren: Ma said I have ta go see a doctor here in our world. There's somethin' wrong with me physically.

Oh... *hugs her tightly* Well I'm guessing it's something personal, so I'm gonna go talk with her and also find out about these "girl problems" too. See ya later!

Bara and Suiren

Dear Chichiri,

I'm not very cute. Can I steal some of your cute-ness?

ugly duckling

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

My friend keeps sending me links to Hentai sites. I keep telling him to stop, but he does anyway. I don't want to block him, because he also sends me links to anime sites. Whenever he's at my house, he downloads porn and such which almost got me in huge trouble. I've started not hanging around him but he doens't have that many friends and I feel bad for him. Any suggestions?

tamagotchi-killer

Dear Tasuki,

You fry Tamahome on command?? DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!

Faye

Dear Chichiri,

Where do you get all your extra faces? Can I have some? O.O

zombie

Dear Hotohori,

I love you. Marry me. Please. (I have muffins)

VEAZEY

Dear Chiriko,

You... are... so... CUTE. O.O *hugs you* I'm taking you home with me so you can live in my closet and I'll feed you tabel scraps when I remember to and in like 3 months I'll look in my closet and find your festering corspe and scream and then take you to a wise old woman who lives down my block and ressurect you and then you'll live in my bathroom until my brother kicks you out so I'll have to bring you to my school wwhere my English teacher hit me over the head coz I'm typing run on Sentences but that is okay coz I shall love you forever and ever and bring you baack to the Chiriko we all know and love!! THE END!!

I know where you live

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

*grin* Hi all! Long time no see! School`s finnaly out, and 2 weeks prior to the last day, i went on a class trip to canada with ruffles, cataleena dressing, josie-chan, ramen-chan, champuru-chan, stacie-chan, and savvy-chan!(with other people,duh!)lesse... we rode on a tour bus for 7 hours, nick molested josie`s penguin (he said he was making hot sweet love to it! we didnt touch the penguin after that.) we went to a bk (i swear, all of us came out wearing those paper crown thingies)and played in the playplace, we watched finding nemo, we drank coffee (I still feel a buzz!) stayed up till midnight, and grumbled about having to wake up at six am! quote from day 1:

Cataleena dressing: Where are we?

Me: Judging by our suroundings,in the middle of fr*ckin` nowhere.

Causualty report:

Me: bonked head off sevral objects (The tv, the cooler, my green tea bottle, cataleena dressing`s head, et cetera...) And on day 2, we got to see the skylon tower! I got lost! anyway, i spent my money on maple syrup and saltwater taffy that day. also, i purchased 2 coffee mugs for mom and dad, as well as a funky hat! (i fell asleep wearing it at the imax theater [champuru-chan said i snored really loud!]!) then,we went to eat at a fancy buffet! we also took a picture with cody, kevin, daniel, and my friend that i shall call ferret... everyone picked up their knives and posed like they were trying to stab ferret! i laughed really hard at that and soda came out my nasal passage! IT HURT LIKE H*LL!

teh next day, we went to a baseball game! that was fun... we also went swimming and we went to the playdium (a arcade w/over 200 games! Houson we have found heaven! repeat, we found heaven!), and boy am i out of breath! *pants, picks up a fishing pole, ataches 2 gold ryou* hehe...* sends her line flying over tamahome`s head* hehe..

Kouga: what th` h*ll are you doing now?

Catchin` me a tamahome! i dont think he`ll fit in a pokeball, so instead, im just gonna put him in a refrigerator box! *gestures to large box labeled: TAMAHOME`S NEW HOME/POKEBALL* we did alot more on that trip, but i think i said enough!

Termina(Aka lana-yasha)

Dear Tasuki,

Well he keeps on teasing me but I can kick his butt myself...

Rikku

Dear Hotohori,

*man wants to grab Boushin but fails and turns into Darcia in wolf form and goes back to attacking Aishizu*

*yipes then backs away then runs off towards Hokkan*

Darcia: *growls and follows her thinking a fight on a desolate mountain suits her death just fine...*

Aishizu

Dear Chichiri,

*gives Chichiri a present* This is Mr. Fish he is a bear. Now I have Mr. Bear and you have Mr. Fish. Cool!! *continues to play with bangs* HAAAAAA!! *Smacks Miroku for touching her butt* You pervert, tell him to go away please Chichiri?

Chichiri's girl

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

oyasusminasai! I have to go to bed now, but I wanted to send you one letter before I do. Please take care, and I will write tomorrow! Thank you for being so nice to me. I am so glad I have friends like you. ^_^

sakura

Dear Tamahome,

Should I get a job? I've been wondering about this...

FuruChan

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

Heh heh, looks like my friend Peachpit has come to annoy you all. ::gets slapped:: Ueaaah! I wuff you, Peachpit. XDD

FuruChan

Dear Mitsukake,

Since you replied to my last letter...

No, there doesn't seem to be a way to reach a conclusion between me and my parents, my mom especially. Dad's a little more reasonable. Mom, though... heh. EVERYTHING has to be done her way. Tis partially why I was thrilled to be going away to college; I'm a little too independent for my mom's liking... and I'm seriously starting to think that maybe any body modification that I want to get done should be done while I'm away at college, so they won't really know about it until MUCH later. ._.;;

Of course, then they might just snap at me for disobeying them while I'm in a location where they have little to no control over me.

In other news, it's been 2 years to the day that I first logged on Gaia Online... and nearly four years since I found your site. I feel ancient. x_x;;;

Ayame

Dear Chichiri,

Chichiri!!! *glomps* I haven't written you in a while. My best friend told a guy how she felt about him, that she's liked him for a while and really liked him, and he told ehr he liked her back! Ain't that sweet? lol. How are you and CnA? I'm the head of my japanese class XD Yays!!

Rei-chan

Dear Nuriko,

Haven't writtin in a while ^^ *hugs* Hiya guys ^^ I have proof that fate doesn't intend us to be together lol. I created a freaky livejournal on livejournal.com (meh name is rei_klutzy_rain) but anywya, I have weird dreams about him. Except last night was one like no other. He looked exactly like he does in life in my dream when other times I've dreamt about him, he looked really different. But anyway, at work, remember how I said that we don't have any of the same hours? I looked on my schedule for sunday and it said that I start at 9am till 2pm and he starts at 1pm. Means we have 1 house at the exact same time ^^ Funny though because this Sunday, I have to play in wind ensemble at the school graduation. SO I won't be at work ^^ I already told my boss.

Rei-chan

Dear Nuriko,

thank you nuri-kun!! *hugs* i'll take the advice to heart...

tell everyone sorry for not asking questions.. after a huge fiasco with my parents... and 3 failed classes... i kinda got the worst punishment... T_T

i already said i'd go out with him.. but our problem is he lives an hour away... so finding time.. plus not to mention i am broke and no monies for train ticket to the city XD

gomen nuri-kun... but no matter how i see you... i keep thinking female >_>

and the grand question of the day:

Princess Riako

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

Dear Ayame,

Ayame does seam to be popular. I love the name. That's why I picked it. Let me introduce myself properly to you and everyone else. My name is Ayame Karisuma (pen name). *shakes hand* I live in Winona, MN along with Suiren, Bara, and Yuri. I'm 16 and I love to write and read. My favorite TV program is Adult Swim on Cartoon Network. I've been using Ayame in a lot of my writtings like you can see at www.freewebs.com/msanime I also love Iris'. They are one of my favorite flowers. I plan to plant some under my window soon. They are sooooo beautiful. In so many shades and colors. They are absolutly wonderful! That's why it's such a good name. *wink*

~Ayame~

Dear Chichiri,

Fishing? I've never gone fishing before, let's go fishing! *coughs* Daijoubu desu *flashes peace sign*

sakura

Dear Chichiri,

*raises an eye brow* Really? Well I'm almost 16 and I'm the master of that kiss! *looks over at Suiren and grins*

Suiren *walks over and beats him repeatedly till he's nothing but a bloody mess* TAKE NOTE; I NEVER GOT ANYWHERE NEAR THIS B*ST*RD'S MOUTH!! *kicks Bara once last time, leaving him twitching on the floor*

Itai... I'm lucky she loves me so much or she might have killed me, heh heh--*passes out*

Bara *unconscious*

Dear Mitsukake,

Suiren finally woke up! But then she told me it was more than just summer complaint. Something called "girl problems." I have no idea what she's talking about, but it must be painful. She went home to treat herself, but I did get a call from her earlier, she said it's not just this problem, but "summer complaint" that makes her stomach hurt a lot. Poor Suiren, she's always had stomach aches and the doctors here in our world have no clue. What about you Mitsukake? Besides these "girl problems" what is making her so ill all the time? She said it's like being punched in gut, she sometimes feels like she's going to throw up, and uh... she said the humidity makes it worse. I'm just very worried about her, that's all.

Bara

Dear Tasuki,

Hey! So I'm almost done with my big end o' the year project... I'll finnish someday!! I feel kinda bad... I've been going out with this guy for 5 days, and I think I'm gonna dump him... o_O ah well... c'est la vie!

Faye

Dear Suzaku Seishi,

what do you do when you're lonely, and tired of being single? im a sixteen year old indian girl and i feel SO unattractive cause no guy has ever liked me as more than a friend. please help!

very_depressed

Dear Tasuki,

I CHALENGE YOU TO A DRINKING CONTEST! If I win you have to kiss me is you win you can do whatever you want with me. *smiles evily*

Rikku

Dear Tasuki,

*is saved by Chichiri* That was fun. Hey, Tasuki, what is a roleplaying thing? My brother told me about this site called www.gaiaonline.com and I went on it and all these people asked me if I wanted to roleplay and cyber? What in the world does cyber mean? You see, I gat confused alot and im dumb sometimes. *sits down by Tasuki* Will you be my friend?

Chichiri's girl

Dear Chichiri,

Well, no. I've heard of them here but no where else. Maybe I'll see them soon you never know. *sits on Chichiri's lap and plays with his bangs* Weeeeee!!

Chichiri's girl

Dear Tasuki,

mIlK pwnz U bIz@tch

FuruChan (really hates chatspeak)

Dear Chiriko,

I want to try to learn Go, but I don't think I will ever learn. ^^; Wal-Mart is evil because it doesn't sell Go boards. The music from Hikago ish so cool and wonderful and dance-able. o.O

FuruChan (is still obsessed)

Dear Tasuki,

Oh Tasuki, I'm so worried! And now deeply confused and curious. Suiren's eating fine and still she's in pain! (She woke up earlier.) I would like to know what's going on! She's moodier than normal, craving chocolate, and clutching her stomach like it's the end of the world! When I asked her if it was a stomach ache, she told me "that time of the month." What does that mean? Yuri-chan and the other lovely flowers in my garden complain about the same thing and they leave me in the dark. I'm very worried. Plus Suiren says she's not gonna be able to stay over any more till her "girl problems" go away. What is she talking about?! I'm very good boyfriend, I'd understand! I don't want her leaving! I like having her live here with me! (I feel like we're husband and wife already ^_^) You have five elder sisters, they're girls, surely you have some idea of what she's talking about. What is tormenting my beloved?!

Bara

Dear Tasuki,

Hiya Tasuki-chan! I'm finally out of school! I'm so Happy! Maybe I could come an visit you guys sometime.. well since there is nothing to do. Oh and here I got you some teddy grams!! Yummy!! I love them *grabbs two out of the box and shoves them into her mouth* I'm watching Liar Liar at the moment with Jim Carey, Have you seen yet? Oh I finally got the second season of Family guy on dvd. Stewie is soo evil it's funny.. Tasuki ya know I love ya right? *glomps* Hehehe *snatches tessen* Burn Tama! * flames Tama* OH that was fun...

Kyoko Misami

Dear Mitsukake,

*giggles* That isn't all either. I've got marchin and babysitting and all that other stuff. But at least I ain't stuck in this house all summer bored to death so I like it! And I was outside a lot today. First with marching this morning, then when I got home I took my dog for a walk then I brushed Hunter (my dog) and Simba-neko... My cat had MORE hair than the dog come off of him... guess I should brush him again tomorrow... but you should have heard him purr. I even got to see some little kittens today! They were SOOOO cute! ^_^ That's while I was babysitting.. then I got to go out and see their horse and I am babysitting again tomorrow... and yeah... I've been having fun and have been keepin busy so I ain't complainen! So what you been up to lately Mitsukake?

Yuri

Dear Chichiri,

*laughs* I just said that! *calms down with a smile on* You brighten so many peoples day Chichiri! Thanks a bunch *gives him a hug* *gasps* OH I remember what I was gonna tell you now! I finished that picture I started drawing a while back! That one of you and Hikou! I FINALLY finished it! I'll get it up online asap so you guys can all see! I'm so happy!

Yuri